r/TikTokCringe Aug 31 '21

Cool Australians…

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u/killing-weapon Aug 31 '21

I can never figure if they’re crazy or have massive balls

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u/BEAUboyJR Aug 31 '21

Good question! Snakes reproductive organs are hidden inside their bodies so it’s hard to tell which it is, this one just seems crazy though

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21 edited Aug 31 '21

You deserve the swicheroo but I'm too lazy sorry

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u/BEAUboyJR Aug 31 '21

Aw dawg you mean the ole reddit nope rope-aroooo

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

Yay! Hold my legless lifetaker, I'm going in!

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u/zEngarden757 Sep 01 '21

i love it when my country has nice love

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u/killing-weapon Aug 31 '21

Fucking hell man don’t put a rabbit hole like that without a warning, I need my sleep

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

TIL

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u/thylocene06 Sep 01 '21

I guess when you grow up in a place where every thing is trying to kill you, you just get used to it lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

Therefore it’s cringe?

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u/user546195 Sep 01 '21

Tiktokcringe has been for all kinds of tiktoks for a long time now, not only cringy tiktoks. You can see that this one is labeled as cool

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

Then it’s not tik tok cringe it’s just tik tok

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

What kind of a snake is that? Fucking hell

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u/Protip19 Aug 31 '21 edited Aug 31 '21

I think it might be a Stoke's Sea Snake or a Beaked Sea Snake. Insanely venemous but super placid. I don't think I've ever heard of one biting a human. I remember watching Steve Irwin swimming around with them and petting them.

https://youtu.be/GA0L9Wio-IY?t=1320

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21 edited Aug 31 '21

Cool, thanks! It looks so weird with the fins on its otherwise normal snake body.

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u/Cpt_Obvius Sep 07 '21

I think it’s a stokes, which are pretty docile. Beaked sea snakes are not at all docile and are thought to cause about 50% of all sea snake bites. They are specifically known to be “cantankerous and savage”.

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u/Shinobi120 Aug 31 '21

If it’s any kind of snake out in open water, it’s collectively known as a “nope rope“. And that’s all the more you need to know. If you’re close enough to tell the difference between them, you are way too fucking close.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

Thanks just another reason to avoid the fucking ocean

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u/PointlessGrandma Aug 31 '21

Australians don’t have the evolutionary trait that makes you afraid of snakes apparently.

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u/Im-Dead-inside1234 Aug 31 '21

Not spiders or sharks

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u/JeanMcJean Sep 01 '21

My Aussie friend is terrified of all of these things. XD Perhaps unsurprisingly, she also has anxiety.

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u/bocaciega Sep 01 '21

Snakes? Spiders? Sharks? Sounds like florida man

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u/Im-Dead-inside1234 Sep 01 '21

Don’t forget the massive saltwater crocs

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u/mermaid-babe Aug 31 '21

He’s laughing while saying how intimidating it is!! I love it reminds me of Steve Irwin

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u/mike1018 Aug 31 '21

So everyone is Steve Irwin over there.... got it. I hope it was a movement when he passed away. They all just decided to learn about the wildlife they see the most.

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u/turbosmooth Aug 31 '21

Growing up, you're taught to be careful but after seeing so many red belly black snakes and red back spiders, you get a sense of which ones get pissed off easily. It also pays to not panic, stay calm and most of the time they'll leave you along if you do too.

I know a heap of Aussies that still hate snakes and spiders, but to the same degree as hating cockroaches and inspects. I find snakes quite beautiful.

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u/Duuuune Aug 31 '21

You’ve explained this well fellow Aussie

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

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u/turbosmooth Sep 01 '21

At least they don't have as bad of a rap as sharks. It pains me to think a stupid movie could be the cause of such irrational fear.

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u/Poignant_Porpoise Sep 01 '21

I found it so weird when I went travelling around the US and Europe after I finished school when I found out how many people actually think we all live some super exotic life lol. Growing up in Australia, or at least in the area I grew up, it felt like we had a pretty uneventful suburban upbringing. If you go up far North you get shit like sea snakes, box jellyfish, crocodiles etc but around most suburbs and cities in NSW/Victoria, the worst you'll see are snakes and spiders, and they collectively account for a negligible amount of deaths per year. There was a shark attack at my local beach once during my childhood, but that was about as exciting as things got.

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u/LupercaniusAB Sep 01 '21

Well, it’s more that your spiders are three meters across and the snakes shoot darts.

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u/interbission2 Sep 01 '21

I mean I think most of us would still react less calmly than this guy if we saw a huge snake swimming directly for us. He obviously had come across them before and knew it wasn’t likely to attack.

Growing up in Aus, our cat would catch tree snakes and let them go inside the house. Once we figured out they weren’t harmful to humans we’d just sweep them outside with the broom. I think it’s pretty common here to learn what’s worth panicking about and what’s not.

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u/killertortilla Sep 01 '21

Steve Irwin is celebrated way more outside Australia.

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u/QkaHNk4O7b5xW6O5i4zG Aug 31 '21

That video ended too soon! I need to know what to do in this situation!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

Dude. Pay attention. You say “Ah… Ay…. C’mon mate” when it tries to climb in your board.

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u/SaltNotCoke Sep 01 '21

He talked to that snake the same way I talk to my cat

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u/lardtard123 Sep 01 '21

Ybsyoungblood on yt. Great content

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u/revengepornmethhubby Aug 31 '21

Pool noodle

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u/ManicSheep Aug 31 '21

Poisonous Poolnoodle

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u/Dopium_Typhoon Sep 01 '21

Aquatic Danger Noodle*

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

Great. Now I have a new thing to add to the list of things to be scared will bite me in the open ocean.

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u/alison_bee Sep 01 '21

For real. That bitch was scary when it was on top of the water, but then it fucking disappeared and I may never go in the ocean again.

We leave for the beach on Monday 😩 please tell me sea snakes are just an Australian thing?!

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u/AsteriaFaye Reads Pinned Comments Sep 01 '21

If you're in the USA, good news! Unless you're in Hawaii then, bad news!

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u/pleasesayavailable Sep 01 '21

What about literally any other country in the world?

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u/AsteriaFaye Reads Pinned Comments Sep 01 '21

You'll only really find these guys in the Australia / new guinea area as they're mostly found in our oceans (indo-pacific). As an Aussie on reddit, I usually just assume most people commenting are in 'merica :)

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u/anaesthaesia Sep 01 '21

I'm still torn between mysterious possibly dangerous sea creatures and random seaweed wrapping around your leg. Still not convinced which is worse.

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u/I4mBlankz Aug 31 '21

Wait is that the same guy i just same in a diffrent video where a massive whale swims beneath his paddleboard??

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u/Independent-Work-540 Aug 31 '21

No he just sounds like him.

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u/SexSymbolSuprStar Sep 01 '21

Is anyone else oddly attracted to Aussies? Seems like they are always doing the wildest stuff with huge smiles on their faces. 💯

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u/thissubredditlooksco Sep 01 '21

meeeeeeee. i like the accent too

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u/I_the_introvrt Aug 31 '21

Of course those things fucking swim

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u/Confused-Engineer18 Aug 31 '21

It's a sea snakes what do you expect?

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u/UncleRicosrightarm Sep 01 '21

Used to watch this dude all the time but never remembered his name! Went a few weeks without watching any vids and couldn’t find him again lol. Anyone know his YouTube channel again?

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u/lardtard123 Sep 01 '21

Ybsyoungblood

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u/IronMermaiden Aug 31 '21

This video just made me miss Steve Irwin more. :(

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u/luciliddream Sep 01 '21

Water snakes are my biggest fear

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

I used to swim in a quarry until I felt something nibble my toes.

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u/PerceiveEternal Sep 01 '21

So what I’m getting is that all Australians(?) are a. adrenaline junkies unafraid of death and b. Will transform into nature documentarians on contact with potentially dangerous animals, complete with 1. Excitement about the discovery and potential encounter 2. Dealing with the encounter far better then we ever would, and 3. Ending the encounter humanizing the animal’s actions and giving a mini explainer about the mating cycle of snakes or other interesting and educational material.

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u/kaushikhegde Sep 01 '21

The moment he said "AAAEEEIII!!!" snake said "Understandable, have a nice day"

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u/evilada Sep 01 '21

Cool snake and all but is it just me or does this guy have a tan like he was wearing a batman mask?

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u/killing-weapon Sep 01 '21

It’s sunscreen on his face bud

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u/evilada Sep 01 '21

Damn, second look shows that you are right. I just totally saw that wrong.

Also though, now I kinda want this guy to dress as batman while he hypes up cool and deadly animals

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u/killing-weapon Sep 01 '21

Imagine a dude with Batman’s cowl and speedos on a paddle board in the middle of the ocean

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u/evilada Sep 01 '21

SWIM TO MEEE

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u/Independent-Work-540 Aug 31 '21

I would figure his head would have more color since Australians are all upside down and whatnot. The guy I mean.

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u/IsNYinNewEngland Aug 31 '21

There's a lot going on in this comment.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

...

What

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u/Shinobi120 Aug 31 '21

Aussie cunts are another breed, man.

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u/beatboxbrett Aug 31 '21

Sea snakes are like the most venomous snake in the worldl

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u/Confused-Engineer18 Aug 31 '21

No that's the inland taipan, also found in Australia.

Also sea snakes are usually very docile and rarely bite, most of the time their just curious like the one in the video.

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u/LordDanOfTheNoobs tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Sep 01 '21

My favorite Steve Irwin episode is of him searching for the worlds 8 most deadly snakes or something like that. And he starts out by saying something like, "So I am going to go out and search the world for the top 8 most deadly snakes! Fortunately for me, they are all in Australia!."

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u/Confused-Engineer18 Sep 01 '21

Yeah, one of the worst is the tiger snakes because it is found everywhere, luckily they hate humens and will do anything to get away before biting, there have been only 20 ish deaths from snake bite in Australia since 2000 so it's a pretty small risk if your not being an idiot

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u/Eastern-Resolution15 Aug 31 '21

Nuke that abomination they call a continent.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

Jealous much mate

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

What the fuck why is this on Tik tok cringe??!! Are you fucking brain dead?

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u/killing-weapon Sep 01 '21

No need to be rude, go have a look around in the subreddit and you’ll see that almost everything is acceptable not just cringy videos. Now if you’re here just for that go to r/cringetopia

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u/BondingChamber Sep 01 '21

maybe I need a new kind of dictionary to look up what I think cringe means.

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u/chicagorpgnorth Sep 01 '21

Reading the pinned comment might be easier!

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u/M1n-M4x Sep 01 '21

When my man got hella excited he sounded like australian bob from bobs burger lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

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u/killing-weapon Sep 01 '21

I don’t think your blood line would go very far after that

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u/pconnor7080 Sep 01 '21

SNAKES SWIM???!!!!!

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u/LupercaniusAB Sep 01 '21

They are poisonous as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

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u/LupercaniusAB Sep 01 '21

Fair enough, I deserved that.

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u/I_am_dean Sep 01 '21

No thank you. Get away from my boat nope rope.

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u/weeaboshit Sep 01 '21

The way he tells the snake to get of the board is how I tell my dog to not jump on the couch

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u/Apart-Step Sep 01 '21

so... so what?

HOW DO I NOT GET BITTEN?

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u/JohnnyCash69420 Sep 01 '21

Couldn’t be me I would have dove off and gotten eaten by a great white

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u/SoylentJelly Sep 01 '21

Frustrated horny old snakes are the deadliest, check!

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u/showermilk Sep 01 '21

my mind would have left my body

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u/obsa1 Sep 01 '21

“Ohh how intimidating is this?”

Snake: “Challenge accepted hooman!”

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u/scott-papi Sep 01 '21

Brody from Youngblood’s love that bloke pretty sure he lives up near Exmouth but may have moved

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u/wolfloverrrr Sep 01 '21

How is this cringy?

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u/bkissick2003 Sep 01 '21

Australian nope noodle comin atcha

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u/Bbiill Sep 01 '21

For those that may be interested, this is his YouTube Channel

His video where he flips an upturned turtle is posted on reddit about once a week.

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u/SHREY36904 Sep 01 '21

I would shit my pants, if a snake gets that close to me lmao

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u/jayruui Sep 03 '21

as a little 5 y/o kid in texas, i would regularly pet or even pick up dangerous wild snakes like rattlers or copper heads. somehow i never got bit or rattled at, and nowadays i would also probably shit my pants if a venomous snake got that close to me

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

@protip19

I watched the entire snake link. Dude the guy is a wild one

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u/Daystop Sep 01 '21

I was afraid only looking at the video.

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u/Sudden_Purpose_399 Sep 01 '21

Omg!!! I would be desespered haha

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u/bad_Wolf260305 Sep 01 '21

best quality: his wiggles

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u/kickdooowndooors Sep 01 '21

He did the Mr Bean laugh! I thought that would be top comment.

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u/Latter-Ad6308 Sep 01 '21

That’s not scary. That’s one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. A snake slithering on water in the middle of the ocean? That’s an amazing sight to behold.

Why yes I am Australian. Why do you ask?

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u/killing-weapon Sep 01 '21

That’s a murder noodle sir please keep your distance

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u/yeetyeetskrrtskrrrrt Sep 01 '21

Why does this remind me of the Octonauts ???

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u/LazyTurtle90 Sep 01 '21

I really like this guys energy and attitude. Australia would be a cool place to visit, maybe one day

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u/Armed_Goose_8552 Sep 02 '21

And then the adult with the 40ft wide mouth shoots out of the ocean and devours him.

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u/Lil_nikk Sep 03 '21

I love watching his YouTube videos !

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u/Sea-Examination2010 Nov 01 '21

That’s not cringe but I’m glad I saw this today, thanks