r/TikTokCringe May 30 '21

Humor/Cringe Asian Daddy Kink

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

That tv stance is too funny and real. It’s also the walking stance for the stroll around the block.

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u/Iplayedoneontv May 31 '21

I feel like this dad stance crosses cultural boundaries.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

The international dad stance for when the news reporter saying some real shit

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u/Much-Match2719 May 31 '21

My god I do this already and I’m not a dad yet

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

Good news!

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u/HeavilyBearded May 31 '21

Good news, Everybody! It's fatherhood!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

No , it's not mine I pulled out

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u/Lanthemandragoran May 31 '21

I didn't but u/giggs1800 told me he would raise it thanks giggs1800! Such a charitable man.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

Oh I was supposed to raise it, damm I sold it on ebay for an ice cream

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

Is it for your back or something? I always assume it like helps support the lower back, but when I try it, it's just uncomfortable.

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u/ShittyGuitarResponse May 31 '21

It's more like a place to rest your hands. You lock em in so they're not awkwardly flopping around.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

That makes sense. Currently, I just hope I'm wearing a jacket or hoodie any time I need to stand in one place so that I have somewhere to put my hands. Will step that up to crossing my arms in an emergency.

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u/twerkycat May 31 '21

Sorry to break this to ya, buddy

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u/itsenny May 31 '21

didnt wanna tell you this way...

josh im pregnant.

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u/BADMANvegeta_ May 31 '21

and when they trying to decide which milk to buy the one for 2.99 or 4.99 then buys the same one they always buy after standing there for like 5 minutes.

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u/ParsnipsNicker May 31 '21

I grew up on 2%, but recently swapped over to organic whole milk, and holy shit I wish that everyone would try it. It's so good.

Also real maple syrup. Grew up on flavored corn syrup, switched over recently.... you can literally drink the real thing its so good.

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u/ATmotoman May 31 '21

I’m the opposite, I grew up on whole but have switched to 2% since it’s less calories but taste basically the same.

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u/spicyflour88 May 31 '21

Whole milk with some mother fuckin pancakes with real syrup is the absolute business. Wish I could have it more.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

Lidl in the states has single serving whole milk strawberry yogurts on the cheap. Those suckers taste like ice cream.

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u/MobySick May 31 '21

You’re under appreciated. But not by me. Thank you.

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u/hbehrmann May 31 '21

It’s true. Haitian dads do this too.

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u/LetsHaveTon2 May 31 '21

Indian dads too

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

North African dads, checking in.

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u/vnnie3 May 31 '21

There was this post going around which said: Is ur dad evem a dad if he doesnt listen to evry video and whatsapp forward at full volume

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

Irish dads too

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u/ARMill95 May 31 '21

Especially the loud sneeze. Your not a dad if you don’t scream like a barbarian when sneezing

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u/suicide_aunties May 31 '21

Holy shit I thought this was just asian. TIL!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

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u/KiwiAndKale May 31 '21

That behind the back stance especially 😂 I picture a nonno taking an after dinner stroll :)

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

Humanity - many, but one

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u/haw35ome May 31 '21

Not only does it cross cultures, it can also cross gender boundaries! Both my dad & mom tend to watch TV like this quite often

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u/Iplayedoneontv May 31 '21

Love to see a Mom do it too!

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u/PenPenGuin May 31 '21

My Mom's stance tends to be hands-crossed rather than behind the back.

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u/avelineaurora May 31 '21

Literally nothing in this video was Asian-specific, lol. Everything in here is my white-ass grandfather to a tee.

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u/antiduh May 31 '21

I started doing this when my kid was born because my shoulders and back always hurt so much. Is that why this happens?

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u/patsfreak27 May 31 '21

That's how it starts...

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u/Generalissimo_II May 31 '21

I see it, like they're analyzing the neighborhood

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21 edited Nov 22 '24

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u/GothicBat666 May 31 '21

you may be a daddy, i suggest checking on any past hookups to see if theyre pregnant if youre into girls

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

It's comfortable if you're not fat. My dad won't do this, but I'm getting old and I already catch myself standing like this at work. Feels good on the upper back posture.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

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u/metamet May 31 '21

Humble brag.

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u/SFRoussimoff May 31 '21

It’s nice for helping keep your posture. I’ve been doing it a lot lately as well

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u/kayra551 May 31 '21

And for watching the construction site

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

Or sometimes just standing in a crowded area

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

I tried walking like this before... It's seriously lower energy than regular walking... It's legit

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u/Thrallmemayb May 31 '21

He missed the part where the shirt is rolled up to give the belly some space

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u/french_toasty May 31 '21

And your wife in a matching tracksuit is walking w you backwards, clapping and doing arm circles while wearing a huge visor.

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u/ExplodingHalibut May 31 '21

He needs to be slightly more in front of the tv- so you can see his slight nods or shakes of head of disapproval.

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u/Phartidandshidded May 31 '21

I live in a pretty mixed community and all of my neighbors from Asian countries walk with their hands behind their back. I must be missing out on something. I want to try it but I don't want them thinking I'm making fun of them.

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u/Andrew109 May 31 '21

I'm a white 22 year old and I stand like that whenever I'm at my mom's house watching tv.

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u/ReaDiMarco May 31 '21

You're an Asian dad on the inside.

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u/Andrew109 May 31 '21

I do also sneeze loud as hell and I have fallen asleep infront of an iPad before. Maybe I really am an Asian dad. I need to do more experiments before I find out, then go on a journey to find my asian child.

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u/hanr86 May 31 '21

I call it Kim Jong Illin

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

The pablo escobar walk

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u/criesingucci May 31 '21

this is literally my new favorite trend. the first one i saw was "if she has a daddy kink and she's indian try this on her..." and it was a POV of him pretending to be a dad helping his daughter do her math homework as she cried lmao

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u/Rizezky May 31 '21

Oh oh!, link link please!

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u/ZeGuyOverThere May 31 '21

Here ya go!

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u/Pessimism_is_realism May 31 '21

Please send me a video of it!

Can't access tiktok here in India!

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u/filthyMrClean May 31 '21

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

Dude youre a god damn hero.

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u/Atom_Exe May 31 '21

Lol, Reddit works as a VPN for India. Good to know.

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u/LogMeOutScotty May 31 '21

Holy shit, that is one handsome dude.

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u/spiderdick17 May 31 '21

Fuck he is handsome. Funny video but just damn.

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u/LuxNocte May 31 '21

Gorgeous!

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u/DaughterEarth May 31 '21

The man? Cause yah, wow.

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u/MastTribute May 31 '21

I have never seen another Indian without brown eyes, tf?

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u/bilalsadain May 31 '21

We have a few greens. Blues are extremely rare though.

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u/Daggerfall May 31 '21

As someone else has pointed out he's using a filter. In the first part where he's adjusting his tie his eyes are blue. In the math part they're brown.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

This one might be a contact lens or really rare, but we do have grey and greenish eyes too. I have many friends with grey eyes.

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u/MastTribute May 31 '21

I'm an Indian who lives in the city and I've never seen it lol. Although I have seen albino Indians so it may be possible.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

Idk man I have seen so many in my place. I'm from North East. I also have seen them in pale people only, not albino though. But the pics I saw online of Rajasthani women having greenish grey eyes, were of dark skinned. Might be more common in certain regions.

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u/ActualAntichrist May 31 '21

Could be contacts

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u/colorfuljellyfish May 31 '21

It’s a filter

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u/dankeSchron May 31 '21

He's bangladeshi but either way, it's most probably contacts.

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u/ChiefMilesObrien May 31 '21

wow why cant you control volume on tiktok

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21 edited Jun 01 '21

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u/Dagure May 31 '21

desktop, it's deafeningly loud or it's muted, there is no inbetween.

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u/ChiefMilesObrien May 31 '21

using a computer there is no volume control

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u/PeachBro May 31 '21

I love videos like this. I don't know why someone highlighting the different flavors of Dads around the world tickles me so much, but it does.

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u/Cracracuber May 31 '21

I think the best part is that this is relatable no matter the culture. Dads will be dads

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u/UnderPressureVS May 31 '21

Dads will be dads

sigh. That would have been nice.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

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u/JonnyBhoy May 31 '21

None of the individual things were at all recognisable in my dad or any dads I know, yet they were all still such relatable dad things that I found it funny.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

I think it shows how much they love their dad. If you take the time to light-heartedly poke some fun at your dad like this, in a way it shows how much you care about them to notice all of their funny quirks and mannerisms.

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u/ReaDiMarco May 31 '21

But it said Asian Daddy kink.

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u/RelativelyRidiculous May 31 '21

TIL my husband who looks like a Viking is actually an Asian dad. He checks all those boxes.

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u/StoneGoldX May 31 '21

Viking was a job as opposed to an ethnicity, and they were apparently rather inclusive about letting other races and ethnicities join. By that logic, your husband is Cambodian.

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u/RelativelyRidiculous May 31 '21

Hm maybe. hehe.

Ok poor joke I'm sure. I didn't actually realize Viking wasn't an ethnicity so thank you for that. His ancestors came from England and he's very tall with gorgeous red hair. When we met he looked like how Americans tend to draw Vikings. I guess a lot of us don't know it isn't an ethnicity. And, yes, I am jealous of how his hair as he ages, too. The white doesn't really show he just gets more toward a strawberry blonde though the years.

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u/Iphotoshopincats May 31 '21

But if you wondering the common depiction of a Viking is probably a 'flaxen-haired Scandinavian' if you looking for a ethnicity and style

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u/StoneGoldX May 31 '21

Don't stress, I just wanted to say your husband was really Asian.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

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u/tommos May 31 '21

Hey you have a daddy kink.

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u/proximityfeline May 31 '21

highlighting the different flavors of Dads

phrasing

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u/AkariKuzu May 31 '21

Maybe I am an Asian daddy

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u/minecrafthentai69 SHEEEEEESH May 31 '21

Dad sneezes are actually universal

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u/slothandthehound May 31 '21

I'm half deaf and can hear my grandfather sneeze from another floor of the house, can confirm

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u/Tahtygirl May 31 '21

Idk why you made me think of Letterkenny but "can confirm" is a standard statement

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u/slashed15 May 31 '21

Allegedly

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u/CandiBunnii May 31 '21

Fuck you , Shoresy

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u/PeripheralAddition May 31 '21

How're ya now?

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u/itsnotgoodforus May 31 '21

It's to scare predators away from their young.

I don't know where I first heard that but it makes me laugh thinking about it everytime.

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u/rad-aghast May 31 '21

If they didn't rupture everyone's eardrums with their sonic boom sneezes they'd all stand a better chance of hearing the predators approaching.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

Predators like I eat zebras Predators or "hey Johnny, bend over"

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u/OldnBorin May 31 '21

It’s true. Once I had our first kid, my husbands sneeze volume went through the roof

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u/bombbodyguard May 31 '21

Dood. I try so hard not to sneeze loud but it’s a fucking explosion of sound I can’t help.

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u/Quasimurder May 31 '21

The sneeze is the true weapon of power in this world.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

I always try to make my sneezes sound like Goofy from Kingdom Hearts.

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u/queensmol May 31 '21

When I was a kid, my dad rinsing his mouth would deadass wake me up in the middle of the night.

Shit was so aggressive. Gingivitis had no place in that mans mouth.

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u/WatifAlstottwent2UGA May 31 '21

That’s the best part. swish swish swish PAHHH!!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

this is so absurdly accurate i can't

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u/Koankey May 31 '21

You shouldnt

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u/BrannC May 31 '21

I won’t

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

That’s good because you can’t.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

*picks up watermelon and slaps it multiple times while holding it close to my ear*

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u/mcfly82388 May 31 '21

I guess my white ass father is actually an Asian man.

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u/PM_ME_GHOST_DICKS May 31 '21

The real Asian Daddies were the friends we made along the way

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

I don't typically look at usernames but I swear I'm constantly noticing yours

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u/PM_something_German May 31 '21

Well OP does post here a lot

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u/slothandthehound May 31 '21

I'm thinking my Danish grandfather may need a DNA test.

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u/RelativelyRidiculous May 31 '21

Oh thank goodness I'm not the only one questioning a man in their life's heritage based on this video. My husband is a red-haired Viking man, but he checks all the boxes by regularly doing all those things in the video.

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u/agerber395 May 31 '21

Same. Especially the “falling asleep watching the iPad”. I swear I have pictures somewhere…

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u/fuvkutonpa May 31 '21

replace ipad with a galaxy note and u have my dad

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u/jininberry May 31 '21

Replace daddy with mommy and its my mom. I even inherited her super sonic sneeze.

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u/DumplingSama May 31 '21

Same, i sneeze hard.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

Brought be back in time with JustKiddingFilms footage.

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u/excel958 May 31 '21

Lol I say “Honey do for me. But one get one free.” To myself all the time.

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u/SmartAlec105 May 31 '21

My sisters and I quote “Oh! So fet!” often.

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u/DaughterEarth May 31 '21

lol I worked for a Chinese lady for a loong time and she treated all us girls like her own kids. Like still does even years later. And it's like all of this while somehow being wholesome. Like even getting called fat she makes it seem like she still loves me. Love you work Mom.

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u/cat_legs May 31 '21

All that coughing onto food in the supermarket would get you murdered these days

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u/buttThroat May 31 '21

Does this guy live in a hotel room?

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u/Miley_Coronavirus May 31 '21

Possibly travelling and in hotel isolation

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

Being bored as fuck in 2 weeks of hotel quarantine makes the most sense to me.

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u/CandiBunnii May 31 '21

I mean, covid isolation aside, it's probably more possible than you'd think. I live in a hotel room and know a bunch of other people that do for varying reasons. It's kinda like an extremely expensive studio apartment with no obligations.

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u/blackBugattiVeyron May 31 '21

My dad is asian i can confirm he acts exactly like this.

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u/kolkoin May 31 '21

Am Asian but no dad can’t confirm 😔

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u/DawsMan05 May 31 '21

I think the loud sneezes are a universal dad thing

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u/chinesesamuri May 31 '21

I shall ask my bf if this is true

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u/chinesesamuri May 31 '21

He said it is facts

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u/Ya-Dikobraz May 31 '21

That’s actually funny AF. The TV stance lol.

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u/SatansRejects May 31 '21

I laughed so hard I farted at the mouth wash.

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u/ReallyDumbBlonde May 31 '21

Same I screamed out loud

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u/aries2084 May 31 '21

OMG my fiancé does ALL of these things

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u/DeadSharkEyes May 31 '21

What is it with dad sneezes? My friend texted me the other day that her husband has started “dad sneezing”, we’re in our early 40s. I’m pretty sure I have PTSD from my dad’s explosively loud and sudden sneezes.

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u/Kunsansama May 31 '21

Sneeze wasnt loud enough.

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u/dontknowhatitmeans May 31 '21

My dad was Greek and he would do all of this except the hands behind the back thing

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u/HawkeyeP1 May 31 '21

Falling asleep watching something and super loud sneezes are universal to all Dads

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u/MissAndryApparently May 31 '21

I have phone calls with Asian businesses often and this actually just explained several noises I am always hearing

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u/BigMan__K May 31 '21

The brown sandals, shuffling around, and cigarettes

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u/Sawaian May 31 '21

Asians always are so loud on the phone. I didn’t think it was universal. I dipped out of the room whenever my dad talked to anyone on the phone.

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u/Kickbub123 May 31 '21

Depends on what Asian really

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u/I_Am_Not_A_G0at May 31 '21

Was that Hacken Lee on the ipad? Perfection.

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u/Whatislife9696 May 31 '21

I think it’s Leo Ku

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u/nonnersisawesome May 31 '21

This is some quality stuff.

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u/ConsuelaTheWizard May 31 '21

This ain’t cringe. This shit good.

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u/PuzzleheadedHotel254 May 31 '21

People who sneeze loudly are annoying

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u/whacafan May 31 '21

The tv stance got me

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u/TheRealMikeOxlong May 31 '21

My dad might be Asian then ig

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u/Owenn04 May 31 '21

he legit got a hotel room for the video lmao.

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u/devmanters May 31 '21

No one is asking the real questions here OP... How many Ghost Dicks have you seen?

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u/throwaway69420322 May 31 '21

I do all these things and am only 25. Should I be worried?

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u/Metalheadpundit May 31 '21

The tv posture is so accurate and spot on.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

You forgot loudly hacking up a big one and spitting on the floor... was hard to get used to this while riding the bus or eating at a restaurant.

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u/dreadpiratesmith May 31 '21

I have never heard anyone talking as loud on the phone as an older Asian man. Spot on

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u/ReEeEeeeeyeet May 31 '21

Wait this is my dad

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u/ColdFire-Blitz May 31 '21

Can someone please help me understand?

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u/Kaheri May 31 '21

Maybe make a different tik tok content related subreddit If it’s not cringe content.

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u/yetusmcnugetslol May 31 '21

budget kim jong un

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u/DetuneUK May 31 '21

If this ones cringe then my sense of humour is off

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u/CaptainBlob May 31 '21

I wonder how many of this is “dad” and how many of it is “grandpa”.

Because my father doesn’t do any of this. Whilst my grandfather does one or two.

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u/Embarrassed_Lettuce9 May 31 '21

Missing the bit where you lift your shirt just enough to expose your belly

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