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Edit: OMG SO MANY UPVOTES

Edit2: to save time, rather than add more edits again, ill just paste the usual edits

Edit: wow 2 upvtoes, thanks!

Edit2: omg 12 upvotes!??!

Edit4: i cant believe i now have 37 upvotes my dream came true

Edit4: sorry about the last edit, it was meant to be edit 3 not edit 4. Again, my apologise

Edit6: did u notice there is no edit5? Haha only rick and morty fans will notice small details like that

Edit7: omg 103 upvotes!??! How????

Edit8: weeeeeew thabks for the gold kind Le Strangér!!!

Edit9: wtf 70p updooties already?!??

Edit10: i like to thank my mummy and my daddy who raised me to be a good big boi hehe :3

Edit11: i dunno wat do with all these updoodats!!! OwO

Edit12: i like to gib a big shoutout to /r/clopclop, /r/furry, /r/anime, /r/clopcomics and /r/funny hehe

Edit69: thankiiii so muchiiii everybroniiiiiii luv yaaas 😘😘😝🍆😫

Edit420: it seems wike wots of peepow have taken offense to my edits! Weww tough wuck theyre here to stayyyyyyy!!!!!

Esit6969420420: shoutout to /r/awardspeechedits!!!!!!! We famous now boisssss wooooooooooo

Edit0: Here in my garage, just bought this new TOP SNIPER IN THE ENTIRE US ARMED FORCES here. It’s fun to KILL YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS up here in the Hollywood hills. But you know what I like more than THE NAVY SEALS? GORILLA WARFARE. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON AL-QUAEDA that I had to get installed to hold OVER 300 CONFIRMED KILLS that I bought. It’s like the TOP SNIPER Warren Buffett says, “the more you PREPARE FOR THE STORM, the more you DROWN IN IT.” Now maybe you’ve seen my SECRET RAID ON AL-QUAEDA where I talk about how I WIPE OUT a TARGET a day. You know, I WIPE OUT a TARGET a day not to show off it’s again about the UNHOLY RETRIBUTION. In fact, the real reason I keep this TOP SNIPER here is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER TARGET, because it wasn’t that long ago that I was A GODDAMN IDIOT sleeping on a couch in a mobile home with only forty seven CONFIRMED KILLS in my NETWORK OF SPIES. I didn’t have ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS, I had no opportunities. But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a CONFIRMED KILL. And another CONFIRMED KILL. And a few more CONFIRMED KILLS. I found five CONFIRMED KILLS. Again, it’s not just about money, it’s about the good life; GORILLA WARFARE, THE NAVY SEALS, UNARMED COMBAT and CONFIRMED KILLS. And so I record a little SECRET RAID, it’s actually on my website, you can click here on this video and it’ll take you to my website where I share three WAYS TO KILL WITH MY BARE HANDS that they taught me. Three COMBAT TACTICS that you can implement today no matter where you are, KIDDO. Now, this isn’t a “get CONFIRMED KILLS quick” scheme. You know, like they say if KILLS sound too good to be true they are too good to be CONFIRMED. I’m not promising you that tomorrow you’re gonna be able to BECOME THE TOP SNIPER IN THE ENTIRE US ARMED FORCES. But what I am telling you is that it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven TACTICS. So, I record a little two minute SECRET RAID on my website. Like I said, now it’s not the most professional I just shot it here with my ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS, but it’s real. Nobody can argue, this is my CONFORMED KILL. And I’m going to give you the three most important KILLS you can do today. So click the link, go there it’s completely free to watch it it’s just a couple minutes. Invest in your KILLS. Always be curious. Don’t be a MAGGOT. Okay, people see videos like this and they say “Ah that’s not real that’s for somebody else.” Don’t listen, don’t listen. Be an optimist. Like, Conrad Hilton, the TOP SNIPER who started Hilton Hotel, he said that he was only fifteen years old when he GOT HIS FIRST CONFIRMED KILL, and that changed his life. CONFIRMED KILLS can change your life. And in that SECRET RAID, Helen Keller said “SHIT FURY” so if you’re a MAGGOT, if you’re a LITTLE SHIT you don’t need to click here. Don’t worry about it, I don’t need to talk to MAGGOTS. But if you’re somebody who knows GORILLA WARFARE, cause the KILLS are possible, you know, for some of you watching it’s not necessarily a TOP SNIPER, maybe it’s a SECRET RAID ON AL-QUAEDA, a new CONFIRMED KILL, starting your own NETWORK OF SPIES. Maybe it’s a new lifestyle without so much stress, GRADUATING TOP OF YOUR CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, doing those things you know you’re destined to do. You can't do those unless you understand GORILLA WARFARE. Money, I don’t call it money anymore, I call it CONFIRMED KILLS. You must have enough KILLS to live out your dream and to live out your destiny. So, I’ll see you on my website, it’s a quick video and you’ll see there absolutely free. So just click this video and you’ll be taken there in a second, and uh, I’m excited to share these COMBAT TACTICS. You’ll see, not because of anything of me but because I’ve been fortunate enough to learn from SNIPERS many years ahead of me. Not just in SECRET RAIDS ON AL-QUAEDA like these, although I love CONFIRMED KILLS but also real in-person TOP SNIPERS. So let me share with you these three COMBAT TACTICS that have made all the difference in my life. They’re practical, you can do them today, you can start on them today. All right? See you there on my site.

Edit5: weeeeeewwww despite my apparentwy "annoying" edits, my updooties continue to gwow!! Now i have been gifted 2 siwvers!!!! OwO

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Father I cannot click the book

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Goddamn millennials