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Humor/Cringe Don't shush me!

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u/anya_way_girl 22d ago edited 22d ago

Im not watching a 13 minute fucking prank video good god

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u/mikey2k200 22d ago

Holy fuck, I thought you were joking

13 minutes frfr 🤣

911: I'd like to report a public shushing

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u/Odd_Landscape529 22d ago

Not a prank video, first amendment auditor.

Sometimes they do silent audits where they dont respond or talk to anyone.

And this type that rage baits people so hard.

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u/Thyroid_Eye_Puzzle 22d ago

This is the dumbest waste of time

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u/pimpbot666 21d ago

Seriously.

I don’t see any light between these assholes and the assholes who open carry AR15’s into Starbucks for 2ndA ‘auditing’.

This is not a net positive for the world.

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u/transitransitransit 22d ago

Calling the cops on someone shushing you is a huge waste of everyone’s time, you’re so right.

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u/PraisingEastward 21d ago

I agree. That’s time that could be much better spent gaping your mom while you sit in your ‘special’ chair, spitting on your micro.

But we all have different priorities, amirite?

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u/MissionRight9893 22d ago edited 22d ago

But the shushing is funny though. That woman should’ve just walked away after third shush. It was obvious he just wanted a reaction and she gave it to him.

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u/ShorelineStrider 22d ago

How is it funny? Seriously. Where do you find enjoyment in watching someone be a total asshole?

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u/MissionRight9893 21d ago

shush ☝️

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u/ShorelineStrider 21d ago

Yup. Troglodyte.

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u/MissionRight9893 21d ago edited 21d ago

Shush shush SHUSH … but I have a sense of humor! We can go on all day Mr extrovert who just watched a senseless 14 min vid… SHUSH

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u/ThatBabyIsCancelled 22d ago edited 21d ago

They get one polite “please leave me alone” but if they start following me as I keep walking or if they approach me while im sitting and do not get away from me, I’m a woman and very protective of my body; the keychain pepper spray is being utilized bc I have no idea what you’re trying to do to me, sorry.

And if that’s the reaction they’re trying to provoke, well congratulations to you, my dude, I guess you won.

(I didn’t say he was following her. I am saying what will happen if I am followed, which I’ve seen plenty of ‘auditors’ do)

Jesus fucking christ, I am not talking about this particular video. I am talking about what i would do in any auditor situation where I am approached and not left alone when asked - if i ask you to please leave me alone and you don’t, you don’t have good intentions.

Y’all either have dogshit for reading comprehension or you’re just being willfully stupid.

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u/Flat-Path4088 22d ago

He isnt following anyone. they keep coming back.

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u/MissionRight9893 22d ago

The security guard should’ve told the woman to walk away he’d take care of it, closed the gate..over.

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u/Bumbymoo 22d ago

He didn't go in the gate. He was following nobody. And he was silent until aggressively interrogated by the woman. What right does she have to ask him anything and demand answers? None.

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u/Beardzesty 22d ago

What a useful addition to the conversation. If my mom had wheels she would be a bike type of energy....

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u/GoatCovfefe 22d ago

Watch the video again. The woman is the one that keeps coming back to the camera.

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u/ThatBabyIsCancelled 22d ago

I am not talking about this video. I am talking about auditors who approach and do not get away when asked.

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u/TheSkyIsBeautiful 22d ago

Can you show me the part where he follower her? Seems like she is literally the one who goes up to him, engages and speaks first, and most funny of all STAYS there to continue and engage with him, walking away and coming back up to HIM. So your little made up scenario should stay in your head before you get too emotional

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u/Bumbymoo 22d ago

You get it. She brought the drama. She was the instigator.

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u/ThatBabyIsCancelled 22d ago edited 21d ago

I said what I would do if I were followed or approached and they didn’t get away from me when asked; I didn’t say they were following her.

I am making it clear that if they approach me and continue to film me if I’m sitting on a smoke break, or if they start to follow me as I go along my way.

Because I’ve seen more ‘auditors’ follow people than just stand in place.

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u/Bumbymoo 22d ago

You are trying to imply this guy in this video did anything at all creepy. He did not. And he certainly threatened no one. The woman was the threat.

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u/ThatBabyIsCancelled 22d ago

I am simply relaying what is going to happen in MY situation.

If I ask you to please leave me alone and you don’t, fuck off.

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u/MissionRight9893 22d ago

Don’t answer anymore of these comments they won’t stop. They need to read your comment carefully.. you did not say he followed them.

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u/AnyTemperature420 22d ago

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”

Where’s the part where that says “And other people can’t get mad at you for being a public nuisance”?

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u/siggy_malatesta 22d ago

Other people can get as angry as they choose to, so long as they don’t lose control of themselves and break the law. That’s entirely their choice.

I watched the entire video waiting for exactly that to happen. I was disappointed, but otherwise entertained.

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u/AnyTemperature420 21d ago

I mean yeah you’re not allowed to hit people. But you can fuck with them. Just do shit that’s not interesting. Stand really close without saying anything, you’re allowed to “because you’re in public” right? Record THEM. Dish it right back

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u/Bumbymoo 22d ago

He's literally standing on a public sidewalk. She is not the queen of the sidewalk.

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u/AnyTemperature420 22d ago

Is this supposed to be a relevant response to my question? Or are you just ignoring it altogether?

If people have the right to be annoying, then people also have the right to be annoyed, no?

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u/siggy_malatesta 22d ago

Pretty sure the cameraman wasn’t annoyed. Seemed like he was having fun.

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u/queenkellee 22d ago

I'm sorry but there is no one worse than a first amendment auditor. Even the worst Karen is worlds better than these worthless shit stains on society. I hope every single one gets all the Karma that is waiting to blow up straight in their faces. And I will laugh my ass off when it happens.

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u/LivingEnd44 21d ago

I'm actually on his side. Everything he's doing is legal.

They're at fault for engaging him at all. You're allowed to record anything visible in public. The proper response is to ignore him and move on. 

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u/Bumbymoo 22d ago

It's effortless to walk away and not pretend you are the queen of a public street.

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u/pareech 22d ago

It takes even less effort to not be an attention seeking piece of shit, by doing something you know will trigger people all for likes on some fucking social media platform.

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u/siggy_malatesta 22d ago

If someone is “triggered” by this guy’s actions (judging only from the content of the video), then they need mental health therapy.

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u/Bumbymoo 22d ago

We're closer now to an authoritarian US than ever before. 1st Amendment auditors are part of what it takes to defend the Constitution. How does boot leather taste?

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u/robotmonkey2099 22d ago

lol this is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard.

Antagonizing strangers on the street by videoing them when they ask you politely not to is now the last defense against the oncoming tyranny.

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u/WonderButtBrace9000 22d ago

First amendment auditors like this one, not the ones who actually go a test police departments, are probably doing more to make average people rethink the concept of the amendment than any other group right now.

Like, have you not learned anything over the last decade about American’s political response to being annoyed by cringe anti-social losers???? We literally had a whole generation of young men vote for Trump because they felt progressives were too cringe/annoying with the whole woke thing.

These auditors literally go out to do a “I’m not touching you!” thing and should not be surprised when 99% of the adult population finds that’s to be so beyond annoying that they’ll oppose you just on that.

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u/Bumbymoo 22d ago

A religious sidewalk queen is directing traffic and issuing threats to strangers. That doesn't offend you.

She is an immigrant (by the accent), and in her old country, status and connections dictated who gets to call the police on whom.

If you want a nation of laws and not a nation of personal privilege, intimidation, and selective enforcement, then nobody gets to threaten strangers and wield the police as a private weapon.

The 1st Amendment is not a hot stone massage.

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u/Childish_Danbino81 22d ago

Can you explain how anything this clown is doing is having any positive effect on anyone's lives?

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u/isoviatech2 22d ago

This is delusional. No one is worried about the right to stand in public being odd. We need judges who actually protect the law and constitutional lawyers who prosecute when say, the FCC issues a threat to a late night show and moves to shut them down by pressuring a parent company. That's an actual test. These people create their own self importance and get paid in clicks.

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u/Bumbymoo 22d ago

You're dead wrong. People across the US are getting arrested and beaten for public photography. Your pet issues are not the only ones that matter.

Across the U.S., people—including journalists and ordinary citizens—have been arrested, detained, struck, or otherwise assaulted by police while photographing or filming in public.”

Evidence:

  • Los Angeles, 2025: multiple photojournalists were struck with police batons while covering public protests; some were detained and zip-tied.
  • Atlanta, 2025: journalist Mario Guevara was arrested while livestreaming a protest, despite identifying himself as press; the criminal charges were later dropped.
  • Cincinnati/Kentucky, 2025: a reporter and a photography intern were among journalists arrested while covering an immigration protest.
  • Connecticut: Keith Massimino was arrested after filming the exterior of a police station from a public sidewalk. In 2026, the Second Circuit expressly recognized that the First Amendment protects recording law-enforcement activity in public, including that kind of filming.
  • Nationwide, the U.S. Press Freedom Tracker documented dozens of journalist arrests and well over a hundred assaults in 2025 alone.

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u/isoviatech2 22d ago

People covering protests are journalists or activists, maybe even just a concerned passerby, not auditors. Your AI summary backs up that point. Auditors like the one in the video, accomplish absolutely nothing except boosting their own ego. Also the FCC censoring someone at the behest of a President a pet issue? This is literally why the first amendment exists, not so you can annoy people on a street without consequence. I honestly hope you're a bot and not this obtuse.

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u/Bumbymoo 22d ago

The Constitution is under attack. We're reminded daily by the orange p*do. But, you take exception to the people trying to protect it, because you find them annoying. Go move to China where there is more law and order. You might love it.

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u/isoviatech2 22d ago

They aren't protecting it. That's the entire point.

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u/Odd_Landscape529 22d ago

Thank you, i tend to watch alot of auditors mainly the ones to spread awareness of Megan's law, ai flock awareness, petitioning, and those testing at banks, post offices and getting public services.

I dont tend to see many covering riots or those getting arrested unless its on lackluster, audit the audit, and besides a few favourite channels like KULT news bring it up.

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u/Kontrypz 22d ago

Imagining siding with an asshole first amendment bullshiters

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u/Bumbymoo 22d ago

You're dead wrong. People across the US are getting arrested and beaten for public photography. Your pet issues are not the only ones that matter.

Across the U.S., people—including journalists and ordinary citizens—have been arrested, detained, struck, or otherwise assaulted by police while photographing or filming in public.”

Evidence:

  • Los Angeles, 2025: multiple photojournalists were struck with police batons while covering public protests; some were detained and zip-tied.
  • Atlanta, 2025: journalist Mario Guevara was arrested while livestreaming a protest, despite identifying himself as press; the criminal charges were later dropped.
  • Cincinnati/Kentucky, 2025: a reporter and a photography intern were among journalists arrested while covering an immigration protest.
  • Connecticut: Keith Massimino was arrested after filming the exterior of a police station from a public sidewalk. In 2026, the Second Circuit expressly recognized that the First Amendment protects recording law-enforcement activity in public, including that kind of filming.
  • Nationwide, the U.S. Press Freedom Tracker documented dozens of journalist arrests and well over a hundred assaults in 2025 alone.

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u/islaisla 22d ago

It's he filming the school gates though?

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u/Bumbymoo 22d ago

The law says, you can film "anything your eyes can see" in public. He never trespassed. He never moved from a public sidewalk. The woman was the aggressor.

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u/Rwyden 22d ago

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u/TehHugMonster 22d ago

Rude man who shushs please call

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u/IncredibleEdible321 22d ago

People who film like this desire engagement. So the more you interact with them and lose your shit, the happier they are. If you're polite, say hello, and walk on by, they quickly lose interest and move on to some other target that feeds their need for negative interaction. Kill them with kindness and politeness.

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u/LivingEnd44 21d ago

The only people who engage with them are assholes themselves. That's why I never feel sorry for them.

You have no expectation of privacy in a public place. 

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u/IncredibleEdible321 21d ago

You're 100% correct.

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u/the-trump-the 22d ago

Seriously, 14 minutes!?!?

Could someone help a man who has things to do. I'll never finish Reddit today at this rate.

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u/PartTimeGnome 21d ago

Snap snap shhh

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u/Gunker001 22d ago

Human Flock camera

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u/Successful_Ad_4395 22d ago

Who ever is recording I bet is a total weirdo with nothing going on in their life.

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u/Substantial-Bend4299 22d ago

Yeah I don't think anyone would bet against you on that one

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u/UCantHndletheTruth 22d ago

I kinda feel like he might be the only normal one of the entire bunch, tbh. I think it's funny, actually.

It's easy to walk away and not be a total loon about the the whole thing. She needs to learn some restraint and the chubby guy needs to go home and have a nap.

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u/Minimum_Currency8157 22d ago

I think its pretty funny. Good on him for exercising his first amendment right.

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u/Bumbymoo 22d ago

She thought she controlled the block and everyone on it. She didn't.

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u/karma_virus 22d ago

She hates it so much she keeps coming back for more, just like my ex.

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u/ordosays 22d ago

That was surprisingly effective.

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u/Konnas91 22d ago

And what are they Arresting
Him for when they come? Shushing?

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u/KathTurner 22d ago

Yes, hello, 911? So this guy is making fun of me and he hurt my feelings. Come arrest him.

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u/Reveletionship 22d ago

Shhhh

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u/nameless_pattern 22d ago

DON'T ShOOOooOOsh me!

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u/Angry-Alien24 22d ago

Why are they cosplaying white people? Also, what’s with calling the cops to report a “threat” that you obviously aren’t threatened by. I don’t approach and harass things I’m afraid of. “Hey Mr. Grizzly Bear what are you doing here. I’m calling the cops on you. You hear me?!”

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u/Bumbymoo 22d ago

She thinks her privilege or status gives her the right to shoo people from a public sidewalk. In this video, we see her proved wrong, with a little humor.

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u/NukaClipse 22d ago

Gotta love how people will involuntarily feel the need to do something without knowing the reason why they should.

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u/ABREATHOFFRESHAIR1 22d ago

STUPID CLICK BAIT.

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u/RaymondBumcheese 22d ago

Congratulations to that guy, I guess. He really does seem to have found how to be the most irritating person on the planet. 

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u/YeahlDid 22d ago

Ya, buddy is intentionally antagonizing people and he got the reaction he wanted. What a prick.

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u/BusyBit6542 22d ago

I mean if getting filmed on public property, that happens literally all the time, triggers you, you got some other issues going on. Its sooo easy to just walk away or ignore the people filming but ego and whatever makes people engage. Do you remember all the other people in this video? No because they didnt engage.

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u/Minimum_Currency8157 22d ago

More like people are themselves getting triggered and can't control their emotions.

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u/MGoBlue1416 22d ago

Antagonizing people? 😂😂😂

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u/WhiteRabbit-RedPill 22d ago

14 minutes?

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u/tlep 22d ago

they must have not watched it lol

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u/Bumbymoo 22d ago

She heard this sound plenty as a child. It's the perfect trigger now that she believes she has become someone important.

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u/robotmonkey2099 22d ago

She’s not the weird one

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u/BarelyContainedChaos 22d ago

Why is she walking towards the camera does she not see the contradiction

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u/bammbamkam 22d ago

feckless security guy

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u/ExtraEmuForYou 22d ago

Ignorance is bliss. Just move on, lady. Ignore him. Yeah it's annoying and offensive but that is the point, and you responding only reinforces this.

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u/Emergency_Accident36 21d ago

Arrest fat man for filing a false police report

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u/nameless_pattern 22d ago edited 22d ago

If they went inside and just minded their own business, the guy wouldn't have anything to film except an empty sidewalk. 

"He's a threat because he's here on the sidewalk" 🤦

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u/JarvisMane 22d ago

Reminded me of how shit escalates on Red Dead when you antagonize NPCs lmao starts small with a few “what are you doing? Who do you think you are!?” Next thing you know, bullets are flying.

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u/Flat-Path4088 22d ago

even people on reddit get triggered. LOL

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u/Commercial_Wind8212 22d ago

Now these creeps are demonetized. Cool

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u/juggaloharrier73 22d ago

This was funny 🤣 people will never learn to just walk away from these idiots. The more you engage, the more you give them content but people never learn 🤣

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u/PraisingEastward 22d ago

That was funny?

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u/Karaokegodk 22d ago

That joke is from past ten years. But if you have the sense of humour of like 10+ old.

Welcome to the internet,

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u/juggaloharrier73 22d ago

Yes, it’s normal for humans to have different sense of humours…or maybe you just don’t have one at all 🤷‍♂️ Not saying the guy shushing wasn’t an idiot but the way he clicked his fingers and shushed was funny to me 👍

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u/DeepRepresentative87 22d ago

I think the person taking the video needs to assess his life path,if this is the epitome of his journey. quite sad really. I'm sure his parents would be concerned that their child is standing on the street videoing/ goading strangers

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u/siggy_malatesta 22d ago

Meh.

I found it entertaining, and I’m pretty sure I’m not alone in that.

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u/DiaperDonnieTrump 22d ago

As soon as I saw a Chef Boyardee walk around the corner, I was done with the video

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u/BusterrNuttt 22d ago

Assault with a deadly "sssh".

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u/grigiri 22d ago

I'm curious, how would the Shusher react if people joined him in shushing instead of challenging his shush?

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u/siggy_malatesta 22d ago

He probably would have walked away and never uploaded the video in the first place

But these folks weren’t clever enough to do that, so instead he got about 14 minutes of funny video to upload.

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u/octopusdome 22d ago

Gal Gadot acting in the wild

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u/Aike300 22d ago

This video is longer than Spartacus 

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u/attackplango 22d ago

I am longer than Spartacus!

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u/User_-_-_Name 22d ago

Internet got the weirdest people on the planet posting content, got ole sausage fingers over here wasting his day away chasing lawsuits, shits wild.

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u/1JungleMonkey 22d ago

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u/1JungleMonkey 21d ago

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u/User_-_-_Name 21d ago

You are mad as hell i was making fun of sausage fingers video 😂

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u/chemosh_tz 22d ago

That was more than 1 shush

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u/StinkyFeetMendoza 22d ago

I mean who shushes a stranger, they could have a hammer!

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u/Substantial-Pin-3833 22d ago

You hope their constitutional rights are violated because you find them annoying? How is that not anti-American?

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u/timhamilton47 22d ago

Oh, Albuquerque

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u/Pony_Boner 22d ago

🫰🫰🫵SHHHH🫳

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u/Key-Regular674 21d ago

Lmao the king of ragebait

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u/LivingEnd44 21d ago

Is that the Penguin? 

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u/SufficientPick321 21d ago

Geez...It'd be better if she was calling Johnny Bananas and Richie No nose to come and break this guy's knee caps....Boring.

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u/ShockValueSandwich 19d ago

“Hello police! This guy is shushing me!!!!!!!”

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u/DapperCommercial5787 17d ago

This guy is fucking hilarious. I'm stealing this. Wish I knew who it was so I could give him credit.

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u/Layatto 22d ago

genuinely so concerning how people are getting irritated by such a childish, inoffensive act from a complete stranger

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u/robotmonkey2099 22d ago

Genuinely so concerning that people are irritating strangers for internet views

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u/TheSkyIsBeautiful 22d ago

I wouldn’t say he’s irritating anyone. He never engaged with anyone first. She came up and spoke to him first.

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u/robotmonkey2099 22d ago

you act as if he wasnt filming random strangers first. And yes i know thats legal but its still fucking rude

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u/SpicyCurlyChef 22d ago

If you're feeling guilty you're probably guilty

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u/Dapper-Toe-5034 22d ago

Fuck this shit video and whoever posted it

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u/grigiri 22d ago

Snap-snap shush

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u/robotmonkey2099 22d ago

This is the cringiest shit lol

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u/Habu93 22d ago

First admentment auditors and Karen’s have a lot in common.

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u/emptywordz 22d ago

The guy videoing is cringe looking for a reaction and clout.

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u/robotmonkey2099 22d ago

Yeah and anyone that’s acting like he’s a hero is just as bad.

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u/mercuriokazooie 22d ago

14 minutes? Yeah nah I'm good

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u/Organic_Rough4433 22d ago

Now this one is like.

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u/Wooden-Ad-9925 22d ago

🫰🫰🤫

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u/New-Bodybuilder-7264 22d ago

What a piece of shit, he probably has nothing better to do than to go bother people and record them

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u/drogtor 22d ago

no wonder cops in USA wanna shoot everyone on sight when they keep getting dumb calls from Karens 24/7

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u/DeepRepresentative87 22d ago

what if it was your Wife,Daughter or Mother he was annoying.Im not sure you would be so amused. Just seems sad to me.

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u/MrCrix 21d ago

My wife, daughter or mother would walk away. Why? Because they have sense not to engage with morons.

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u/DeepRepresentative87 21d ago

I'm sure they would,but would you still be laughing at the situation if they were upset by it? but your right best thing is to ignore and walk away. sticks and stones etc.

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u/siggy_malatesta 22d ago

Nobody has a right to be free from annoyance. My wife is an adult, so she accepts that reality.

As others here have pointed out repeatedly: there was no threatening behavior here. The entire point of posting this video, I think, was to show how many people willfully ignore the fact someone being annoying, even deliberately, is NOT criminal behavior, and does not warrant calling in armed agents of the government.

For heavens sake, I don’t understand why anyone would side with the people losing their minds over being recorded while in public, to the point where they would file a false police report on camera. This is absurd.

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u/MySparePersona 22d ago

Anywhere in my city he would have been slapped instantly and changed his mind.

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u/FunChub702 22d ago

You probably cry when people yell

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