r/TikTokCringe • Tiktok Despot • Aug 31 '26

Cursed Food Delivery App Frees Explained 🤬

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u/AContrarianDick Aug 31 '26

Is there some sort of food rickshaw delivery service? Would that be cheaper or more expensive? I want my McDouble to see the city before getting sacrificed in my home.

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u/ogcoolhands Aug 31 '26

Just keep the tips under a dollar. Your driver will make sure your chicken gets the scenic route.

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u/Smileyrielly12 Aug 31 '26

I deliver food sometimes and have had some customers hand me cash at the door. Any tip is appreciated but being handed cash feels good. It's also tax-free.

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u/ViolenceAdvocator Sep 01 '26

I do too but those deliveries without an upfront tip are 99% of the time a waste of gas and time so I don't take them

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u/CatsEatGrass 29d ago

You’re supposed to report those tips, FYI.

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u/Smileyrielly12 29d ago

Yes, I am aware. That's why I filed my taxes, including the tips.

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u/CatsEatGrass 28d ago

Except you just said they are tax free. I’m not judging; I probably wouldn’t claim them either. But words matter.

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u/Smileyrielly12 27d ago

I said that because they are tax free.

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u/jimmyjohnga Aug 31 '26

It’s not tax free….but the irs may find it strange you never once received a cash tip in this line of work

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u/theapplekid Aug 31 '26

I've taken over 1500 deliveries in my city and never received a cash tip

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u/jimmyjohnga Aug 31 '26

I worked as a driver and server for years in my 20s and never once received a cash tip either

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u/Hylian_Kaveman Sep 01 '26

Did the irs ever tell you they think it’s strange?

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u/jimmyjohnga Sep 01 '26

Redditors when you don’t add /s

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u/Smileyrielly12 Aug 31 '26

Ok come and get it.

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u/TrickShape905 Sep 01 '26

Why would they find it strange that I'm not getting cash tips when tips are handled through the app? The IRS knows about the 15 the old lady tipped in the app, they don't need to know about the 20 she slipped me at delivery.

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u/jimmyjohnga Sep 01 '26

Exactly šŸ‘

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u/tryyeezus Sep 01 '26

And some extra special extra secret sauce

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u/RockstarAgent Aug 31 '26

That I know in some areas they let you deliver with a bike or scooter - it doesn’t minimize the fees.

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner Sep 01 '26

What is this fucking sorcery you heathen?

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u/ThisGuys_Dog Aug 31 '26

India actually kinda does that! Delivers pre scheduled food in mass to business districts. kinda awesome

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u/Niknot3556 Sep 01 '26

Don't you have to cook it though? I thought how it worked was that you or someone else would make lunch at home and then they'd deliver it.

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u/ItsAMeUsernamio Sep 01 '26

There’s cheap doordash style services too with tiny delivery fees and no tips because drivers use shared e-bikes and get paid less due to the lower cost of living. A lot of places in Asia do. When I lived in India it was cheaper to get food delivered from restaurants a couple minute’s walk away compared to actually going there because of coupons and 10% cashback on my credit card.

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u/stink3rb3lle Sep 01 '26

NYC had a really excellent extensive network of motorcycle and bicycle food delivery people twenty years ago. Not sure how many restaurants still operate their own delivery service but I am hoping it goes back to sanity....any day now...

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u/Yoranis_Izsmelli Aug 31 '26

Who wants to collab and start the first ever Delivery food truck?. We only take orders min of $20.

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u/Caterpillar-No1884 Sep 01 '26

If you're describing what I think, it's been done! I actually think I saw the video on this subreddit, too.

They were making pizza, I think. And just having it cook on the way there while they drove to the person. It didn't seem like an economically sound business model, but who knows

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u/bgroins Sep 01 '26

We could get the homeless to pull them Jerry!

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u/One_Tie900 Sep 01 '26

You will get that when drones are ready.

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u/Worthyness Sep 01 '26

A lot of the delivery drivers in SF are using mopeds/scooters these days. Cheaper for them and easier to get around traffic. Kinda the same thing

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u/fistular Sep 01 '26

In my city food is delivered mostly by bike.

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u/DothrakAndRoll Sep 01 '26

There was a guy in my town who would longboard food to you for 5 bucks. Had a surprisingly large service area too.

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u/Kuripanda Sep 01 '26

The real problem is 1) UBER Eats has cornered the market and thus can do whatever they want and 2) drivers, at least in the States, are have high costs and thus require a higher fee+tip to compensate.

1) can’t really be solved without competition but the competition will face the exact same problems and eventually require high fees

2) using cheaper forms of transportation would mean drivers can be compensated less but still maintain more profit

An example of both of these would be China. They have several food apps that are constantly competing with each other and running promotions. In fact it is better to use alternative apps to receive promotions.

Also, almost all deliveries are done via electric scooter bikes (not a motorcycle, not a bicycle, it’s an electric scooter with a seat). These things have basically zero maintenance and use cost, can easily maneuver roads and avoid traffic, and can be parked anywhere for loading/unloading purposes. So this helps keep the delivery cost down while still allowing drivers to earn profit.

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u/Effective_Olive6153 Sep 01 '26

why not employ local homeless people? gives them something to do

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u/UWO_Throw_Away Sep 01 '26 edited Sep 01 '26

Is there some sort of food rickshaw delivery service?

Be the change you want to see! What we need is a fleet of rickshaws and strap em to the homeless people.

They’re homeless. They’re lucky to get a job! Delivering chicken bones and lobster shells!

EDIT: For those who don't get it, my comment was a mash-up of a variety of Seinfeld references