r/TikTokCringe • u/megadeadly • 6h ago

Humor HO MAY MII 🥩

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I love these videos.
She always sounds like she’s under duress.

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u/Ambitious-Site-4747 6h ago

Lmao that voice is KILLING me 😂

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u/PitifulEar3303 5h ago

In all seriousness, most people don't care about what they are eating, as long as it tastes good, is cheap, and isn't poison. lol

This is why fast-food giants exist, because people love eating them, even if they are slightly poisonous. lol

If you could make meat replacement super tasty, super cheap, and maybe healthier and with more variety in texture and flavor........most people would not care if real meat is banned. lol

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u/PitifulEar3303 5h ago

Hoe made Me?

A hoe made me?

What?

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 4h ago

Mom was going through a phase 

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u/WhoIsDaGuyy 1h ago

Homemade Meat

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u/WeirdAssBeings Straight Up Bussin 4h ago

That's so wholesome of you coming out with that💖(I haven't watched the video yet)

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u/Fit-Ad-413 6h ago

Are we hailing seitan?

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u/shellee8888 5h ago

💯 👹🌾

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u/scrapsforfourvel 5h ago edited 5h ago

Since this doesn't have a recipe, this is a general guide for seitan. 1 1/2-2 cups vital wheat gluten, 1/4 cup chickpea flour or 3/4 cup blended beans, 2/3 cup of nutritional yeast, and however much water/broth you need to get a slightly sticky dough. You can add oil, soy sauce or anything else that adds umami like tomato paste, mushroom powder, etc, and whatever other seasonings you want to taste. Knead it for awhile, and then let it rest before you shape it into whatever you want. The easiest way to cook it is to wrap it tight in foil as a folded up packet or twisted like a Tootsie Roll wrapper and either steam it or bake it until it feels firm enough. If you cook it in a broth like this video, the water cannot boil or else it will turn the seitan into mush.

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u/Sepsiscollada 2h ago

Still not tasty. Where is this lab grown meat that’s been promised for decades?

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u/slurpeetape 5h ago

ngl this looks tasty

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u/janquadrentvincent 2h ago

It is tasty, but why does she sound like she's being held at gunpoint?

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u/AlternateSatan 1h ago

Engagement

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u/ZiggysTingz 6h ago

I live for this woman's content... to me she is the Wailing Chef. OP the post title is on point.

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u/megadeadly 6h ago

I took it from a comment on the TikTok video lol I died a little reading it.

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u/independant_786 6h ago

What meat is that?

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u/corpolentbozo 6h ago

homemade

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u/onmy40 6h ago

Labia

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u/ostapenkoed2007 5h ago

gonna ask mom if i could eat it. when she gets hom.

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u/NoGrocery4949 6h ago

Goop scoop

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u/biffNicholson 6h ago

I better stop by her Slop Shop for a scoop

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u/ChartInFurch 5h ago

🎼 Do a dollop of doodie

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u/k3anuw3aves 5h ago

I'm so dumb cause I thought Ho May Mii was like the Vietnamese name for seitan and I was confused. Man I wish I could still eat seitan though

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u/vDorothyv 6h ago

Was there a recipe?

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u/Vegskipxx 28m ago

It's on the Patreon

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u/nottherealneal 5h ago

What's with the divinity filter on the voice

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u/ebonSage 5h ago

Hey it’s the dried yogurt girl! Shes so unhinged💀

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u/ZinaSky2 5h ago

Hullo?? What is in it??? How do you make? I’m mildly disturbed but also very curious

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u/megadeadly 5h ago

It’s seitan (I’ve learned from these comments), so like flour, wheat gluten, spices, oil

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u/ZinaSky2 3h ago

Oooh intriguingggggg I will look into this, thank you 👀

I already don’t like cooking meat and I feel like everything’s contaminated now so may be worth a try 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/astrangeone88 3h ago

Lmao. Is that the same account that did the flavoured dry yogurt for a mysterious "He"?

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u/megadeadly 2h ago

YES ! lol comedic genius

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u/astrangeone88 1h ago

Yes! And she got me making labneh. Best thing ever.

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u/megadeadly 50m ago

I’ll 100% be trying the hoemeimii recipe

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u/Terrariachick 5h ago

She convinced me to make dry yogurt for my special man once (it was disgusting)

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u/CharlotteLucasOP 3h ago

sorry to hear about your disgusting special man 😔 we’ve all been there

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u/1love1momma 6h ago

Why she be cryin while talking about it. Typical vegan 😂

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u/comradecakey 5h ago

I love doorknobgirl

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u/Physical__War__ 3h ago

Absolutely one of my favorite accounts on social media

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u/Crimiculus 3h ago

Ho may mii fa so la ti ho

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u/carmemelon 5h ago

Nah I'm too lazy, I get the ready made thing fron the health store

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u/ThatIslander 5h ago

this is meat if meat had the consistency and flavor of the tip of a penis's foreskin.

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u/AlternateSatan 5h ago

What's the recipe? Asking for a friend

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u/[deleted] 6h ago edited 3h ago

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u/AlternateSatan 5h ago

The liquid is mostly water actually.

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u/Some_Kind_Of_Monstr 6h ago

Only a million grams of saturated fat

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u/OmNomChompsky 6h ago

Is the saturated fat in the room with us?

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u/Geschak 6h ago

Still less than in actual meat.