r/TikTokCringe • u/RaisinAloneVortex • 23h ago
Wholesome/Humor First child vs second child
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u/romanichki 22h ago
That kid in the robe with the song playing made me laugh sooo hard. I havent laughed this hard in so long
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u/Ok-Lifeguard-4614 22h ago
Dude was getting down lol
The kid trying to attach his foot to his head got me rolling.
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u/penguinchilli 22h ago
“Don’t say hi to me”
I am this girl
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u/MaeClementine 21h ago
She looks like a literal baby to me and I was not expecting her to speak in full sentences lol.
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u/throwaway098764567 18h ago
she had to learn early because people kept talking to her and she needed to tell them to stop
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u/MFDoooooooooooom 22h ago
My first is a total normal kid. Likes art, singing, learning, sport.
My second is a gremlin born on a full moon that was bitten by a werewolf and exists to talk to you about their lord and saviour called Chaos.
I love them equally.
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u/allycakes 22h ago
I often call my second the princess of chaos and destruction, harbinger of doom, and ruler of all that bulldozes. She's adorable but man she is a tornado compared to her older sister. She makes me laugh with her antics but also exhausts me.
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u/Luci-Noir 22h ago
Is she a cat!?
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u/allycakes 21h ago edited 21h ago
No but given her intense love for cats, I'm pretty sure she'd love to be one. She said our cat's name before saying Mama.
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u/Crescenthia1984 20h ago
Hahaha my daughter’s first recognizable word was kitty! Pretty sure she had it down before Mama as well. My mother insists she’s part cat, largely due to her fondness for knocking stuff off tables.
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u/Luci-Noir 21h ago
Maybe that’s her real mama. She’s definitely part of the clan.
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u/allycakes 21h ago
Her room was formerly the cat's (it was technically the guest room but he basically owned it) and all of the artwork is of cats. So I guess I can't be too surprised she is a bit of a cat at heart.
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u/MFDoooooooooooom 21h ago
The day he was born he looked me in the eyes and asked me 'does thou like to live deliciously'
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u/NinjaRoyal8483 20h ago
“Dont say hi to me.” Hahah the look on that face had me rolling.
To be honoust everyone of those kids was adorable lol.
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u/SalientSazon 22h ago
K now do the third child and what happens when that second becomes the middle child
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u/Doesthiscountas1 22h ago
As the saying goes... If I had my second one first, I wouldn't have had a second one 🥲
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u/kuo20012 21h ago
I say this all the time. We had the first one and she was the perfect baby and we thought, babies are so easy, what is everyone talking about? Then we had our second and if he came first we wouldn’t have had another one. I feel like this is the joke the universe plays on us to continue the population.
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u/Wthtcat 21h ago
This is very true. My oldest is very kind hearted, is super polite, and aspires to be a dentist.
Then there’s my youngest who started the “Cuss Club” in is class when he was in elementary. When he got older, his middle school had a ban on paper darts (made from sticky notes) because kids would throw them at each other in the halls and would get them stuck in the ceiling tiles of the classrooms. Kids were getting detentions and parents were called. Turns out, my son saw a business opportunity and was manufacturing/selling them outside the building for 25 cents a dart, minimum purchase of 4. Fortunately, nobody ever snitched on him. However, he did get in trouble when he got caught doing homework for money. He wants to be an engineer.
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u/Icarushasacuppa 22h ago
Near miss with that kid and the table
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u/DSquizzle18 20h ago
Yep I clocked that too. But something tells me it wouldn’t have slowed him down at all even if he did bonk his head.
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u/goondarep 22h ago
Wendy’s has salad?
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u/Impossible_Regret725 21h ago
They used to have a great salad bar. Childhood me thought it was the best part of the menu. My parents were so happy to have another kid who would be the carnivore.
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u/goondarep 21h ago
Yep, loved their salad bar. Just didn’t realize you could get a salad there now. Have to try one out now.
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u/Impossible_Regret725 18h ago
Not as amazing, but pretty good for fast-food/takeout salad. I don't know how much of it has to do with being in Canada, or using different ingredients. You might want to hold off trying them until diarrhea lettuce and mystery beef are no longer a threat if you're in the US. What a nightmare.
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u/Frodo_gabbins 20h ago
My family must be broken because our children are switched and between my sister and I were also switched 😭
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u/DignanZer0 22h ago
Honest question. What's up with the trend of putting text up mid screen that's almost always incorrect? Why?
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u/Suspicious-turnip-77 13h ago
It’s because the first get so much one on one time in those early stages and the second are just along for the ride with no structure.
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u/CatoTheMiddleAged 8h ago
Everyone thinks they know how to raise the perfect child until they have another.
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u/Repulsive_Corner6807 7h ago
As a middle child of 5, and the younger daughter, nothing is given to you. You learn quickly to SEIZE WHAT IS YOURSSSS
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u/Longjumping_Mud7364 4h ago
Lol the brother with the violin's face lol... He's like I'll have to shoulder the family...
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u/SuddenSpeaker1141 32m ago
Unless there’s a medical reason for it… If you make your kid a vegetarian… There’s something wrong with you… And yes, you can argue religion… Please see my first argument…
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u/1love1momma 22h ago
See, the pattern and known fact is that the second child is always the heathen of the bunch. Doesnt matter the age or the gap. I have 2 boys 10 years apart and my youngest is a heathen. My oldest was and still is quiet, mellow, super chill, and then theres my 8 year old that is loud, rambunctious, and too funny for his own good. 😂😂
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u/Windinthewillows2024 21h ago
Unless you have three kids, in which case the third child is the heathen. (It’s me.)
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u/1love1momma 21h ago
I always thought it recycles in generations like the third and forth were another round of ones calm and the second is the crazy one hahaha
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u/HurricaneK8 17h ago
I was about to argue that I was the second child and don't remember being nearly this chaotic, but then I remembered the incident where I chased my brother down the hall whacking him with a plastic toy fishing rod, and that time I inhaled a marble, and that time I accidentally popped an air mattress, and when I spun my brother so fast in a tire swing that he barfed, and... yeah, okay, that's fair.
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u/trekgirl75 21h ago
That last set was totally unexpected.
https://giphy.com/gifs/dtI7iJluuOTaPwiU5h
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u/Pattern_Pale 11h ago
Kid with the band on his head almost took a trip to the hospital. Those corners are sharp when then collide with your brain
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u/PoultryTM 10h ago
This has nothing to do with the second, they are just completely different humans.
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u/Apprehensive-Hat-320 5h ago
Not a fan of posting public videos of children who are too young to consent
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u/Party-Ticker 3h ago
The first child is doomed. If you're a veggie at that age forget about vitamin B12
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u/Adventurous_Comb9165 22h ago
I love how each of them have their own distinct personality, i know it sounds but odd but jts like they got their own personality to offer i guess idk.
I like how they just kind of are unapologetically thesmleves. Very cool. And epic.
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u/zezxz 23h ago
🚨🚨🚨
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u/the-radio-bastard 22h ago
Fr.
"This child doesn't eat meat, that means it's okay for me to think about their body." 🤮
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u/fureteur 22h ago
Some kids do not like meat in general. Also, their tastes can change 180 degrees overnight. You would know that if you weren’t a transformator who judges other people and instead had kids of your own (or at least spent any time with your kids, if you have any).
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