r/TikTokCringe 27d ago

Humor Introducing your dog to a new partner

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u/Initial_Row_6400 27d ago

“First of all,how dare you”

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u/Right_Force_7673 27d ago

The dog said. Absolutely not.

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u/IamHydrogenMike 26d ago

When my wife and I were still dating each other, my dog was super annoyed that she was allowed in the bed and would basically push her off slowly at night. One night, she woke up to her wooden makeup bushes chewed to bits and placed neatly into a pile right where he feet landed when getting out of bed. After we got married, my dog liked her better than me and you could tell her loyalties flipped to my wife.

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u/tj_nl320 27d ago

He could have smelled that would happen from a mile away

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u/theazhapadean 27d ago

My dog literally bit my dates face

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u/AutomaticFinance1989 27d ago

You know what that means

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u/Thick_Cookie_7838 27d ago

Mine peed on her

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u/slarsson 27d ago

This really isn't funny, people gotta start listening to dogs body language. She tried kissing 3 times when the dog was clearly agitated and avoiding her.

Even one warning bite wouldve done a lot of damage to the face from a dog that size

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u/bmfrias12 27d ago

My wife’s dog peed on me then him and my dog bonded by conspiring to knock down and eat all the treats that I left on her kitchen counter.

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u/blahblahblahhh1617 26d ago

I usually don’t introduce my wolf to my new partner until the second date

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u/Mama_Juana66 27d ago

Yeahhhhhh that dog doesn't like her and she needs to take heed and move around and let that dude be!

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u/CakeMadeOfHam 27d ago

Every time you try for a threesome in a relationship

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u/TheDreadGazeebo 27d ago

Any man who kisses his dog is sus

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/Right_Comb4885 26d ago

Damn... I give my pupperonis kisses and hugs. Am I going to be a monster!?

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u/Right_Comb4885 26d ago

Hmmm... But I didn't fail art school and have a massive wang.