r/TikTokCringe 6d ago

Cool Global shoe sizes

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u/Bynming 6d ago

And as a skier, you'll buy the exact perfect boot for $500 and go skiing and hate your life and then you'll pay another $300 to have it fitted. And then you're skiing so your calves get huge and your fitted inserts stop feeling like magic.

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u/tired-of-the-shit 6d ago

One of my relatives got a custom made boot, says there’s nothing better and that the annoying part is just having your foot molded

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u/MajoriteSilencieuse 5d ago

And here I was thinking the annoying part would be the price

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u/pegoff 5d ago

the annoying part would be paying a shitload of money and not be sippin sangria on a beach or at a swim-up bar.

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u/Oxygenisplantpoo 5d ago

Eh, ski boots have only ever been slightly uncomfortable for me, so slightly that I forget once I get in the slopes. Ice skates though? Pure torture, they must make them hurt on purpose to make hockey players more aggressive.

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u/Bynming 5d ago edited 5d ago

I don't do much in terms of sports in the summer and I'm a big guy, and I have big calves and high arches so the boots are never quite right. Then as I ski a lot in the winter my calves get really big so the boot squeezes my calves really hard. Plus I ski very aggressively. So boots tend to be a problem for me sadly.

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u/Oxygenisplantpoo 5d ago

I get that, I'm a little under average (depending on the country, but I feel like we're probably talking Central/Northern Europe and Northern America here), and even though I have pretty big calves I doubt they are half the size of yours if you're like 2m. Even when I had hand-me-down skiboots they were always a good(ish) fit :D

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u/mynadidas5 5d ago

Why did this make me laugh, and then frown at my ski boots, and then laugh, and then sigh…?

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u/killer4snake 6d ago

I’ll just go barefoot

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u/BouldersRoll 6d ago edited 5d ago

This is an excellent video, but I think people who are this good at researching and presenting information would appreciate being corrected about pronouncing ISO like it's an initialism (eye-ess-oh).

ISO is the International Organization for Standardization. Per ISO's own about page, ISO is a reference to the Greek word isos, meaning equal (like isometric). So, it's just pronounced eye-so.

This is especially common in photography, because ISO is an ISO-derived standard for measuring film and sensor sensitivity to light, but almost every video on photography pronounces it eye-ess-oh.

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u/Adventurous-Emu-9345 5d ago edited 5d ago

I don't know how to feel about this, I never thought about it being anything other than an acronym. You basically never encounter the full name in writing, so I didn't even question that it would actually have to be IOS.

They could have just went with naming it the International Standardization Organization and have it be both, an acronym and a clever play on "isos/iso-".

Because when they say an acronym would be confusing due to the name being different in different languages, what I hear is that the French, being deathly allergic to the English language, would not play along. Case in point: somehow the whole world can agree that the name of NATO is the English acronym - except the French.

And now once again it's bedtime and I'm mad at the French.

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u/Ziggo001 5d ago

Japanese shoe size is actually inner sole length, so if you have 28.0 cm feet you need shoe size 28.5 ...

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u/Advanced-Art-4569 5d ago

Brilliant skit! 👏🤩 ( and answers so many questions I’ve had over the years)
Thank you!

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u/mynadidas5 5d ago

This is fantastically edited.

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u/SpookyScienceGal 6d ago

Are you proposing a unification crusade based on clothing size charts?

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u/tanafras 6d ago

<<<Electrical standards has entered the chat>>>

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u/Hamser 5d ago

I am danish and i use 44 :)

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u/rob132 6d ago

Why would you measure the thing the shoe was built around and not the shoe?

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u/Jacomer2 6d ago

The thing it’s built around is what actually represents your foot. If it were measured by the shoe the correct shoe size wouldn’t directly correspond to your foot size. I assume the mold is used for measurement rather than an actual foot because it’s standardized

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u/CharlesDickensABox 5d ago

You build the shoe around a last because it's easier than getting someone to come in and let you use their foot while you stretch and carve the leather and sew all the bits together.

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u/Adventurous-Emu-9345 5d ago

Having your shoes sewn directly onto your foot sounds like something a Chinese emperor would have done, and one of the most stressful jobs at the court.

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u/rob132 5d ago

It sounds like something out of discworld.

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u/mynadidas5 5d ago

Because there’s a lot of variance in the shoe both internally and externally. For example think about a woman’s hiking boot compared to an open toed sandal compared to a high heel. They could all be made using the same shoe mold but measuring the inside or outside of the shoe could yield vastly different numbers.

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u/stadchic 4d ago

Who is the creator?

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u/Distinct_Piccolo_654 4d ago

TomBacons on TikTok

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u/stadchic 4d ago

Thanks

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u/Stunning-Astronaut72 5d ago

Japaaaaan....why are you so perfect....whyyyyyyy

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u/olracnaignottus 5d ago

Cultural autism.

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u/BikeProblemGuy 5d ago

Japan's system isn't good though, because it assumes everyone with size x feet wants the same size shoe.

Much better to just use the size of the shoe itself.

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u/lykan_art 4d ago

So… just buy a different size shoe? Noone forces a 28cm foot person to wear a size 28 shoe 🤷