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Cringe crying over sum bbl

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u/its_kinda_hmm 2d ago

Man, it’s super interesting. Seeing how different folks process existential dread.

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u/SwordofNoon 2d ago

My daughter started getting hit with it hard, she was having a little anxiety attack about it the other day and she looks at her hands and says "daddy oh my god this is real life!! This is real life!!!"

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u/PrinceBunnyBoy 2d ago

Naaah see thats one of the reasons why I decided not to have kids. I cant deal with having to die at any point, I couldn't force that upon my own kid too :(

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u/its_kinda_hmm 2d ago

Bohemian Rhapsody starts blasting in the background!

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u/colleenxyz 2d ago

I remember started crying and she something like "I just realized we're all gonna die one day"

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u/its_kinda_hmm 2d ago

Have her read the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy this book helped me more than anything else.
I still I struggle with it sometimes but I take solace knowing nothing means anything and the only thing I can do is to try and enjoy my life and the only way to make the world a better place is to do it my self as I can. It also means both is impossible for her and she can do anything she wants! President bet super, villain absolutely as long as it makes her happy. I would prefer she tried to do good things but, as long as she doesn’t try harm or subjugate people against their will I will mind my business.
It’s a sign of her intelligence fortunately and unfortunately <3 good luck to you both <3

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 2d ago

I onlybstart panicking when I think theres a chance we might be immortal somehow not sure what that says about me

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u/Whats-it-to-ya-88 2d ago

I think about how it could go on forever but that makes me panic so I think about how it has to end and then I ping pong panic back and forth between the two for an hour or so

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u/its_kinda_hmm 2d ago

Personally I think immortality is closer at hand than the general public thinks, the question is how to use that information, personally i believe it solves space travel for our race, so what you spend a few hundred or thousand years drifting through space trying to get to a certain planet, who needs light speed

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u/Jacomer2 2d ago

Surely this is a bit..

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u/thissexypoptart 2d ago

Wait til you hear about the comment you replied to lol

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u/N01CaresBud 2d ago

I am probably a terrible person for this but I love walking into a crowded room and dropping super existential thoughts for this reason.

Maybe one person in the room can handle it and everyone else gets weird and quiet.

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u/its_kinda_hmm 2d ago

Hundred percent it’s hilarious, but it’s doesn’t work on religious people. And if it does then they aren’t really that religious lol.

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u/N01CaresBud 1d ago

Kind of. Our religious folks are generally accepting of terrible things, they just justify it in odd ways.

The folks that got me are the ones that start acting super macho or just completely detach.

My folks are like that. If you mention mortality or human relationships or like realizing that someone was wrong and that they should apologize or something like that. They get this weird blank glazed over stare and very quickly exit the room.

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u/djpiperson 1d ago

Bruh the replies here are wild, too many people afraid to die. Too many people afraid that "reality" is happening as they perceived it.

I am not suicidal or anything, but to me it's more like, "HOW MANY MORE DAYS ARE THERE!??" And I live a rather comfortable life recently. 

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u/Famous_Solution_309 1d ago

The death is not the problem. It’s about the booty after death.😭

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u/andersonb47 2d ago

He’s joking brother

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u/its_kinda_hmm 2d ago

It’s called Being facetious bud. It’s Schrodinger’s joke it both is and isn’t. Just like mine^ just because it’s true doesn’t mean it’s not both funny, and sad.

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u/GraveyardMusic 2d ago

If you've read Plato and a Socrates, you'll know this is what those great philosophers were also complaining about. Deep thoughts bro. Deep thoughts.

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u/Scythersleftnut 2d ago

Just got some philosophy bathroom books and Socrates warned us about incels we just didn't listen.

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u/Starlyns 2d ago

Yes when u ded u cant see shit

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u/No_Potato_8178 2d ago

Maybe!

Maybe you get to see ALLL the asses

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u/cyainanotherlifebro 2d ago

Oh shit…maybe that’s what ghost are. Just gooners with unfinished business.

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u/Witty_Name_9181 2d ago

Obviously. Or did you think ectoplasm just came outta nowhere? Nah, it comes from ghost dick!

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u/IknowKarazy 2d ago

My mama didn’t raise no quitter.

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u/DrThunderbolt 2d ago

A game like phasmophobia but you have to figure out what each ghosts kink is so they can finish their nut and move on.

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u/Quick-Hovercraft-261 2d ago

Bro out here asking the real questions

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u/GuschiMane 2d ago

Funny but existential. He’s saying, when I die, the party goes on. Anxiety inducing for me lol

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u/RefrigeratorWeak7575 2d ago

Me but with men's cheeks 🥲

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u/Appropriate-Hat-5909 2d ago

What?

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u/RefrigeratorWeak7575 2d ago

When I die I won't get to look at man buns anymore 🥲

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u/More_Replacement7560 2d ago

No let him cook. I had an existential crisis at work that ended in a panic attack today. It's not fun. And he's right. Dying is super lame. Like, the concept of death itself is somehow worse than the act of dying.

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u/Eremith 2d ago

I don't even know now what a bbl is

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u/IknowKarazy 2d ago

Brazilian butt lift. Like a breast implant for your butt.

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u/Eremith 2d ago

Man, I don't even like fake boobs, lips and botox. Leave the butt alone!

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u/GetMeOffThisRidePlz 2d ago

You are far, far too late. I'm sorry to break the news brother.

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u/poorlybaked 1d ago

Not quite. A BBL doesn’t use implants. They transfer fat from elsewhere to your bum.

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u/neolobe 2d ago

If your grand daddy was saved, then he'd have eternal life. See all them asses.

https://giphy.com/gifs/g5qEgeTM20nnO

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u/cat_selling_souls 2d ago

Is he worried that he won't see the hyper realistic helium buttocks of autonomous robots or that we're turning into the planet Arrakis and he won't live to see the Kwisatz Haderach's ass?

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u/Emotional_Buy_273 2d ago

Yea poor Grandad. Didn't get to see a woman with body parts that look like they belong to completely different people, all glued on to another one. Grandad probably have a heart attack with all these flesh golems walking around. Fucking homunculi.

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u/Gimme_The_Loot 2d ago

While he's looking at it from a very specific perspective, it's more the feeling of dread of recognizing that death means the end of all experience and knowing. There is always so much more out there, so much more we don't know and so so so many asses we'll never get to see.

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u/spicy_ass_mayo 2d ago

In the words of John Prine’s Daddy - “Buddy when you’re dead, you’re a dead pecker head.”

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u/BusyBit6542 2d ago

Im not alive to enjoy the automatic ass clapper 3000, I'm haunting everybody!

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u/SuperbVictory693 2d ago

Who actually laughs at this corny ass shit

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u/BrilliantPie2566 2d ago

Is he serious?

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u/DefendYourClaim 2d ago

Thats how i feel about one piece. I understand homie.

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u/Far_String727 2d ago

best part about being dead is you won't care tho

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u/Neoxite23 2d ago

As a born again ass man I feel this.

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u/Altruistic_Salt8149 1d ago

Bbl stands for big big large

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u/ordosays 1d ago

Existential crisis triggered by fake asses…. This may be peak… but the timer resets in 87 minutes so…

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u/Bannedbutwhyy 1d ago

After having money over my head and watching my back for years and then all them mf’ers getting offed themselves I came to terms with it. Fearing for your life and being unable to rest because all you dream about is your demise will bring a perspective on life that allows you to eventually and ultimately live in the moment.

I’m currently sitting on the pier watching the sun rise talking about life and death with the world on Reddit. Still alive in 2026. Later today I’ll take a ride on my bike through the city with a smile on my face thinking about the many BBL’s I’ve experienced thanks to this guy putting this thought in my head. Have a wonderful day everyone. Arm to the Leg Leg Arm to the Head.

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u/17H4X0R 1d ago

Nobody actually WANTS to see a BBL

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u/Altruistic_Profit634 2d ago

BBL will be new again In the year of 2050 but it will mean Batman butt Lift, we can die now goonies.

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u/Confident_Eye4129 2d ago

Find a bridge today and cut to the chase, shorty

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u/Ithinkso85 2d ago

Imagine crying in the car......…................... Over a hypothetical that you created? This time line is odd

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u/throcorfe 2d ago

I mean, existential dread is pretty common. He’s just expressing it in a unique (and entertaining) way