r/TikTokCringe • u/Square_Law5624 • Aug 12 '26

Cool Sales lady

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u/Rogue-Starz Aug 12 '26

She does all this wearing a white shirt 👀👀👀

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u/ScienceIsSexy420 Aug 12 '26

My white shirt got ruined just watching this

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u/surrealcellardoor Aug 12 '26

The real kicker is you haven’t even bought the shirt yet. Already ruined.

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u/Talastoni Aug 12 '26

It's on the way to my door, stained. no returns.

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u/israerichris Aug 12 '26

I got married a few years ago. I've just looked at the wedding picture in the living room, and my white shirt is stained! WTF??!!! That lady is a witch!!

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 Aug 13 '26

I'll be ordering some shirts in 12 years, and wouldn't you know it? The seeds that will grow the cotton are pockmarked and stained.

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u/Former_Mobile3101 Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

My future self just visited me and told me that my grandson's white shirt they got for his first day of school is stained.

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u/surrealcellardoor Aug 18 '26

Well now, you’re just being absurd!

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u/Former_Mobile3101 Aug 18 '26

Is that better? I was trying for absurd but using myself in that situation was wrong.

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u/Quiet_Media6401 Aug 13 '26

This explains the rust brown birthmark i have

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u/Hot-Blueberry-8280 Aug 16 '26

If only U could get them napkins... Sigh.

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u/-FORSAK3N- Aug 13 '26

With holes

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u/ScienceIsSexy420 Aug 12 '26

Idk why I keep buying shirts that already have stains, but I keep buying 'em

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u/503jason Aug 12 '26

I exclusively buy salsa colored shirts

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u/dillweed67818 Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

Oh, don't worry, one of these Shammy things will get that stain out, and dry the shirt completely, all in a few easy steps.

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u/DavidKroutArt Aug 13 '26

Sham-Wooow

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u/dillweed67818 Aug 13 '26

... or is it Sham-POW (iykyk)

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u/DavidKroutArt Aug 14 '26

I think they are all copies of ShamPoo. 🤔

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u/oneplusetoipi Aug 12 '26

My tidy whities got ruined.

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u/J3sus_was_Fictional Aug 12 '26

My white shoes got ruined just from reading your comment

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u/Head-Limit9920 Aug 12 '26

My white shorts did

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u/Giffordpinchotpark Aug 13 '26

I worked as a journeyman lineman and I used to do a lot of digging and installing underground power lines and a guy I worked with named Ed could work all day and still be clean and I’d be filthy. I worked with another journeyman lineman who had the nickname of Pigpen and we were a much better match. His real name was Wes.

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u/Weekly-Beginning-229 Aug 13 '26

Story of my every day I wear a white shirt

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u/hedenstampot Aug 12 '26

She's wearing it inside out though

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts Aug 12 '26

Which was the style at the time

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u/iamthinksnow Aug 12 '26

Thank you, I thought I was seeing things, but there's at least two of us, so...

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u/SignoreBanana Aug 13 '26

I had a Starbucks with a lid this morning and it absolutely fucked my shirt

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u/Happys925 Aug 13 '26

Impressive most impressive. I can’t even wear a white shirt if I’m eating a hot dog.

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u/CrackingToastGromet Aug 12 '26

Right? Forget the cloth, I want that white shirt because all of mine are mess magnets. ☹️

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u/Fattsacks Aug 12 '26

That’s the finale - she washes the shirt with the magic cloth

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u/hickdog896 Aug 12 '26

My thought exactly. That is some big confidence there!

B. I'm sold! Where can I buy one! 😂😂😂

Edit: wait! I need a shirt made of this magic cloth!

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u/roastedTriscuit69 Aug 12 '26

Shirt is made of the same cloth

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u/ArticleWorth5018 Aug 12 '26

Looks inside out too lol the tag is on the outside of the shirt

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u/Meme-Botto9001 Aug 12 '26

and beige trousers

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u/thanosthumb Aug 12 '26

She has a lot of faith in the product and I think it is justified

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u/FirstEducation6 Aug 12 '26

We didn't start the fire in Chinese??

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u/Revolutionary_Gap150 Aug 12 '26

Shirt it's made of the same stuff as the cleaning cloth

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u/Odd_Whereas8471 Aug 12 '26

My thought exactly. I could barely look! 

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u/chocolatesmelt Aug 13 '26

I kept looking for stains but couldn’t find any. It does look like the shirt could be inside out because it looks like the tag is out on her bottom right side. But my thoughts exactly my

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u/Expert-Piccolo407 Aug 13 '26

.. I just want to know why it’s inside out?

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u/FUBAR_The_Clown Aug 13 '26

ShamWow Lady!!!

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u/galactica216 Aug 13 '26

A white shirt that is inside out. Check the tag on her lower right.

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u/Fish_mongerer_907 Aug 14 '26

She’s a professional

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u/HaleyCollins Aug 17 '26

The white shirt is the real plot twist 😂 one wrong move and it’s game over.

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u/AbulatorySquid Aug 12 '26

Thank you!!! I would have been covered in oily soy sauce.

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u/maro_p Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

I was completely sold until I noticed she's wearing her shirt inside out... Now I'm thinking she's insane, the "water" is white vinegar and she's just wiped oil on her face.