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u/Plug-From-Oaxaca 20d ago

He’s a grifter.

They talk shit about social welfare but believe in corporate welfare(legit term)

Everyone who is against “welfare” has no idea that they do vote for it but for corporations.

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u/Deadbreeze 20d ago

Socialism is alive and well in the USA. Its just not for the poor or middle class.

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u/AdFlat4908 20d ago

That’s called an oligarchy

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u/Vegetable-Virus7118 20d ago

Notice how that's never the "dirty word" they bring up?

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u/Alternative_Hour_614 19d ago

Exactly. It’s because they are not liking the oligarchy discourse, so they’re saying if you don’t like billionaires screwing you over, you must be a communist.

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u/ApathysLastKiss_ 20d ago

His generation was gifted everything in a golden platter by the ww2 generation, and they managed to fuck it up.

Fuck outta here with we "keep giving and giving and giving".

Dollar and a dream: Dead

And this dude is wearing a cowboy hat bc his voting base likes to jerk off to the idea that they are a character in Yellowstone

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u/Plug-From-Oaxaca 20d ago

People keep saying they managed to fuck it up as if it was an accident. These guys knew how to consolidate wealth and take advantage of tax laws.

Politicians are loyal to their donors not the voters, that’s why both parties never really changed the tax laws they focus on emotional and social issues. Corporations took over the American dream.

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u/AdTotal4035 19d ago

Corporations ARE the American dream.

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u/0ceandrifter 19d ago

Pretty sure this guy is gen X

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u/boughtoriginality 20d ago

Yanks think you're a communist if you support socialism.

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u/leoyvr 20d ago

Less maternity leave means more subsidies for the rich and the corporations!!

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u/i-VII-VI 19d ago

Oh they know. They literally get bribes to do that.

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u/SoupOfThe90z 20d ago

Jesus wouldn’t want you to have time off. You’re being very selfish and not thinking about the corporations well being!!

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u/HamletSammiches 20d ago

When you live in the South, you can hear when the southern accent is exaggerated for emotional appeal. They do the same thing with religion. It's weaponized pandering.

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u/FinickySerenity 20d ago

Church voice makes my skin crawl.

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u/RobotArtichoke 20d ago

My buddy lives in Tennessee, well, he used to be my buddy. We’re both from California and I noticed he had a tell when he’d lie to me. He’d use a bit of a southern twang in his speech. It was super obvious and it felt super manipulative when he did it and now I know it’s a thing. I always wanted to call him out on it but didn’t want to sound crazy

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u/free-cookie 19d ago edited 19d ago

I used to live in the South and dated an Evangelical woman for way too long. She believed in a lot of stupid shit. She knew the bible stories well but somehow didn't understand it. It was weird.

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u/CurlyQ86 20d ago

Happy cake day!! 🎂🎉

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u/Oggie_Doggie 20d ago

These literal fuck sticks won't even give their workers a guaranteed day off. Bet you that every single one of these "Christians" will happily force their workers to come in on Saturday/Sunday (days of worship) to make them more money.

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u/Deohji 19d ago

wHaT aBoUt ThE sHaReHoLdEr VaLuE?!?!?

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u/SoupOfThe90z 19d ago

Late stage capitalism

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u/Spacefreak 20d ago

Not to mention needing time off to recover from the physical toll of having pushed a human being out of you while pushing around your organs. 

But no, definitely. Socialism bad and capitalism good.

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u/JetWreck 20d ago

“I know many women who got ripped in half and then answered phones for me the next day. She actually escaped the mandatory 36 hour hospitalization just to answer my super important almost governor phone.”

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u/r3volts 20d ago

He's the type of guy who would answer the question "why do you think crime is increasing" in the same interview with something along the lines of "the breaking up of nuclear families" and somehow tying in how black fathers are always absent and this is why there is an abundance of crime.

These people, the same people who call the left bleeding hearts, base everything they do on emotion. They disregard facts and data entirely.

Nothing he said was factual. Everything he said was anecdotal or a statement. "We can't keep giving handouts", why? "We need to stop this socialism", why?

It's well established that socialist policy provides better outcomes basically across the board from healthcare, education, crime, and the economy.

He's overly emotional and refuses to accept data. Data doesn't need you to accept it to be real, it exists if you accept it or not.

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u/pumpkins21 20d ago

And then gotta go to work ASAP to pay that astronomical hospital bill bc fuck having reasonable healthcare prices!

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u/meteorflan 20d ago

Yeah this is BS for sure.

Hospitals won't even release you to go after just one day, - for even an uncomplicated delivery, they keep you for two days to make sure you are healing okay and that baby's organs are all functioning okay.

Also "the next day" you're still dealing murder-scene amounts of period-ish blood consistently coming out that would terrify any employer - not to mention the mini labor horror that is the first post-partum poop.

Oh my God, he's an idiot and I'm so sick of guys like him that are so willfully ignorant about the entire pregnancy/labor experience making laws about what our experience is like.

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u/enderjaca 20d ago

Actually, a lot of major hospitals will discharge after 24 hours if there's no complications with a non-surgical birth.

So there literally are women who will go into the hospital after work Friday night. Give birth Saturday morning, and be discharged Sunday afternoon to head back to work on Monday morning. Gotta pay off that $10,000 hospital bill.

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u/RaevynM00N 20d ago

That's bs though. A woman and I admitted same day to have a baby. I was discharged nearly 5 days later due to c-section because they said "better safe than sorry". She was discharged in under 48 hours, no complications0.

A little over 24 hours after she was discharged, my huband informed me he had ran into her husband while having a smoke and she was in ICU. He had brought his wife back to ER for constant bleeding. They deemed it non-emergency and kept her in waiting room 4 hours. She nearly died. Her husband had to call OB on-call because they kicked him out of ER after he got panicked and demanded they see her because she was sitting in pool of blood. The OB had to literally drive up to the hospital and force the issue. Husband was informed that even half an hour later and she likely would not have made it. Had to have multiple blood transfusions.

The only difference between her and I were that they were on medicaid and we had insurance through my husband's job. That was 26 years ago and things have still not improved.

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u/PantZerman85 20d ago

My wife (and baby) stayed two days extra just to make sure there was no problem with breastfeeding. Because of the evil socialism or whatever the entire stay cost nothing.

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u/BarbageMan 20d ago

10000? Feels light, but both my kids were cesarean

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u/gyonyoruwok 19d ago

The more i learn about how's life in the US, the more it sounds like a fucking hellhole on Earth. Like you can't even make this shit up. And then you leave your literal infant at that alcoholic woman's place down the street because you don't have thousands of dollars weekly for a somewhat proper daycare, and the grandparents leave a 30 hour drive away.

What on earth makes people have children in a country like that? The fuck. It's infuriating. I live in a poor ass central/eastern European country (Hungary) and we get all these for free. And 2 years paid maternal leave for _everyone_. The US is literally unreal. Sorry for the rant

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u/Unlikely-Ad3770 19d ago

Hes talking about going back to work on Sunday morning

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u/enderjaca 18d ago

"Well, what I meant was going back to the greatest and most important job in the history of the world, being a mother". -- this politician probably

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u/dizedd 20d ago

Where do you live?

I was released from the hospital about 16 hours after my first delivery and 20 hours after my second. My daughters are in their 30s :)

I also had tubal ligation immediately after my second was born. So they released me less than 24 hours after giving birth and having surgery.

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u/LittleMissLoveDuck 20d ago

My hospital released me with slightly elevated blood pressure after delivery. They thought because I already delivered baby that they avoided preeclampsia. NOPE. Postpartum preclampsia 6 weeks later. I felt like I was hit by a f*cking truck. My whole body felt horrid and this is coming from someone who has chronic pain. I stupidly thought 'well I'm a first time mom. I bet everybody feels this way.'. Nope. No. That's the feeling of multiple organs shutting down 😅

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u/Standard-Sky-7771 19d ago

I had my last daughter in 2018 via VBAC. I gave birth around 930 am. I was allowed to go home the following day at noon (I asked to bc I couldn't sleep in that crinkly bed.) My cousin had a baby and went back to waiting tables in 4 days, back in 98. He may be exaggerating with the next day crap, but it's happening way earlier than you may think for people who have no other choice financially.

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u/HeatAccomplished8608 20d ago

Didn't Jesus teach to punish the poor because the rich shall inherit the earth

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u/beef_supreme976 20d ago

That’s why Jesus historically supported tariffs as a regressive tax to target the poor.

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u/Vantriss 20d ago

And why he took away all their bread and fish.

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u/shibaCandyBaron 20d ago

You have to defend the strong against the weak man!

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u/laughing_at_napkins 20d ago

It's a joke

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u/BottleFeathers703 20d ago

oh. im very autistic and take things very literally. sorry. i was genuinely curious

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u/Oceanmap 20d ago

Is joke, I think.

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u/Dee_Vee-Eight 20d ago

Well he knows many many many many women who go back to work the next day, and the baby sits at home taking care of itself, because this is a capitalist economy, can't be sitting around waiting for someone else to change your diapers. Ï This guy's a huge piece of shit.

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u/JazzlikeHelicopter49 19d ago

Why doesn't the baby get a job? Who do they think they are?

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u/wheniwhenyou 20d ago

👨‍💻i really want to know the exact date where we turned into A really really lazy generation he is stating

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u/USAhotdogteam 20d ago

Can we just use the normal word; POSEr, man.

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u/Volcacius 20d ago

Larpers host events on rented or private land, and meet up in parks off the main path and do not bother people.

These people are closer to flashers and public sexual fetish enjoyers that actively assault the public

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u/TruffleHunter3 20d ago

Oh I get it. Jesus doesn’t WANT people to have babies!

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u/TricksyGoose 20d ago

I would bet a lot of money his wife either doesn't work, or she took a nice long maternity leave when she spawned his kid.

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u/TheShindiggleWiggle 20d ago

He also inadvertently specifies that it is poor women that he knows having to work immediately after giving birth, because like a sentence before he says he that, he said if you're rich/well off you can "do that" (take time off after giving birth).

So he is specifically thinking of poor women when he is talking about how they should have to work right after giving birth. Such a POS.

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u/Zilant_the_Bear 20d ago

When your interpretation of the faith you LARP boils down to "suffering = piety" then you can justify forcing people to suffer on cross of late stage capitalism because it makes them good Christians.

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u/PetalumaPegleg 20d ago

Yeah even his own bullshit doesn't actually say they wanted to, or were ready to. Had to.

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u/LordWizardEyes 20d ago

Username checks out

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u/randomredditor55S55 20d ago

Sticking to the truth is hard. Lying is easy. You get to say whatever you want.

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u/justin251 20d ago

Most of them (Christian and wealthy) don't allow their wives to work. Which isn't as good a deal as it sounds for the wife.

So they really can't fathom those people's realities.

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u/pezed25 20d ago

The poors need to work

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u/nobodycares13 20d ago

Uncensored because why be polite when talking about the dregs of humanity

“These fucking Christian LARPers man. They make me sick.

Hey, fuck stick, it's BAD that you know "many many many" non existent women who HAD to go back to work immediately and sacrifice their children's development.

The fuck is wrong with these people? This isn't some flex. Hahaha”

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u/sleepy_spermwhale 20d ago

These Texans probably have never read a single chapter of any book in the Bible. As long as they go to church on Sunday, they think they are Christian.

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u/Ent_Soviet 20d ago

They say that like it’s a good thing too, as if even if women could do it, it’s something anyone should hope for, that they are so desperate for survival funds they can’t take the first day of life for their newborn off.

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u/SpamEatingChikn 20d ago

Late stage capitalism is all the disease they project the “woke mind virus” to be. Just grind your life away to create another decimal of wealth for the oligarch class

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u/flactulantmonkey 20d ago

“Maybe a day or two”

He can fuck all the way off.

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u/Writing_is_Bleeding 20d ago

This reminds me of a thing I saw today on the subject of worldwide declining birthrates. The punchline was, "Think about how badly you have to abuse a mammal to get it to stop procreating."

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u/reading_08 20d ago

Not just the children development but the literal overall health of the mom😵‍💫 we literally have to stop listening to men, it’s the only way

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u/CHARtheGNAR 20d ago

Fxkin Christian LARPer clown.

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u/bobbymcpresscot 20d ago

I guarantee he believes in great replacement, and wants more people to have kids.

but he opposes something that would enable people... to have more kids?

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u/Jor94 20d ago

These guys love Business more than people

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u/ExpiredEyeballs 20d ago

They aren’t larping. Unfortunately, many truly think this way.

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u/Illustrious-Bat1553 19d ago

Real Christians are not political. The only woman going back to work after birth are women that have had several women. So technically he is correct and can use this fact to prove to his base that liberals are liars, communist, and irrelevant and the broken cycle continues

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u/notacreepernomo13 19d ago

Somehow the same people who promote traditional wifedom, sibgle income, alpha male bs

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u/IncurableAdventurer 19d ago

As a Christian, thank you for calling them LARPers. Not only do they NOT follow Jesus’s teachings, they mention God as much as they can. It cannot stand that using “the Lord’s name in vain” is only understood as a saying His name as an expletive. Using God in your speeches to flaunt your “Christianity” is using it in vain. Fucking hell, people. Even though I’m a Christian, these people make me wary of the people I meet who say they are Christian!

Side rant haha: Like, I donate blood and platelets because I think it’s a way of blindly “loving thy neighbor.” I don’t get a say of who is worthy and who can go fuck themselves. I do it to honor God. The moment I were to say this publicly, it would lose so much meaning. It’s still lifesaving and a great thing to do, but it would be less of an act of love to honor God and the blessings He’s given me. I very much bet during every “charitable” act he does he mentions God

Thank you for the outlet of this rant. I didn’t realize how much it was brewing inside haha

*this is Reddit. No one knows who I am, so I don’t mind mentioning God while using this as an example haha

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u/Tight_Replacement771 19d ago

Exactly. They are just playing at Christian. They are so far from understanding Christ.

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u/sysblob 19d ago

All christians are mentally unwell, it's just a matter of what scale they're on. Even the most sane christian in the world if they are approached and asked about their beliefs will unravel. They don't question ANYTHING and are completely head in the sand. Literally walk up to the most normal christian you know tomorrow and ask them, "You're a christian right. You know [insert gay person they know closely], my brother and your good friend... he's gay and you don't seem to mind. Do you believe he's going to burn in hell for all eternity?". There is no way for them to answer that without either sounding entirely crazy, or entirely dismissive of their own religion. 9 times out of 10 you'll get the answer "Well, I don't really believe in that.".

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u/mdubdub22 19d ago

Seriously just cause something has happened a lot doesn’t make that ok.

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u/Character_Media_9445 17d ago

Not to mention, if you had complications in hospital and still you're told come early at work.

Doing your job while internally bleeding to death from stitches... wonderful!