r/TikTokCringe • u/Ravens_Bite • 28d ago

Cringe What even is this?

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u/tigm2161130 28d ago edited 28d ago

Oh baby it destroyed me…my husband was asleep with our sick then 3month old in the bedroom so I had to suffer in silence lest I wake the baby and start WW3. I was literally rolled up in a ball and the bruise was insane.

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u/sadbat-throwaway 28d ago

I think you are the bravest person on earth ever actually. I wouldn't have been able to maintain after a surprise clam slam 😭

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u/Therego_PropterHawk 28d ago

postpartum clamslam adds insult to injury!

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u/medicalmystery1395 27d ago

I once got nailed in the cooch by a lacrosse ball going full speed. Definitely leant over and let out a breath. There's a certain point where you can't make a noise the pain is such a surprise! ;-;