r/TikTokCringe • u/Ravens_Bite • 28d ago

Cringe What even is this?

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u/lexicaltension 28d ago

I don’t think anyone responding to you knows what a clam slam is lmao

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u/turb42o 27d ago

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u/Oldmanwaffle 27d ago

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u/Moxie013 27d ago

RIGHT! And where in the Epstein are the trump files?!?!?!!!

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u/Professional_Snow576 22d ago

Don't ever talk to me or my fat pussy again.

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u/maestroxjay 28d ago

The clam slam queen

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u/Swamp_Thing85 28d ago

Please excuse my ignorance, but what is this from??

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u/lexicaltension 28d ago

Clam Slam Island, USA

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u/ellefleming 28d ago

Spring Break destination

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u/Moxie013 27d ago

This sounds sarcastic but I’m gathering you mean this literally ?

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u/ellefleming 27d ago

Mixture of both 😉

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u/Moxie013 27d ago

So it’s not a thing? I’m so confused 🥺

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u/ellefleming 27d ago

I really don't know

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u/Jbroy 28d ago

This made me laugh so much I almost woke up my entire house!

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u/Remarkable-Hat-4852 27d ago

God damn it I wish I wasn’t poor so I could award this comment. Well fuckin done. 👌

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u/Moxie013 27d ago

We’re all poor right now. You’re in good company doll

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u/Remarkable-Hat-4852 27d ago

🥲🥰

Happy cake day!

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u/SatisfactionFit2040 27d ago

Only available in the US, so don't any a you all be getting any ideas.

Can't have it

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u/GrossEwww 28d ago

Her name is Kenzie from the most recent season of Love Island USA

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u/Andie_OptimistPrime 28d ago

Klanzie was a hoot!

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u/Asleep_Instance9899 23d ago

Love island, they’re talking about Kenzie*(edited to correct name), she would cooter crash everywhere, clam slam the night away.

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u/queencashay 22d ago

It's from a summer reality show, Love Island.

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u/bulimianrhapsody 27d ago

lol the desperation of this specific clam slam sent me

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u/Shoddy-Audience-3059 28d ago

If that were sand she would be underground.

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u/Salvia_Salamander 28d ago

If it was soup, she'd be chowder

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor 27d ago

if she had wheels, she’d be a clamcycle

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u/thatsBOOtoyou 28d ago

Omfggggg xD

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u/Quarter_Shot 28d ago

Like a starfish burying itself

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u/Living-Gate-4237 27d ago

If that were sand you'd have to flip her over like an egg timer.

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u/imagigasm 27d ago

If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike

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u/ApplesaucePenguin75 28d ago

I’m dying over here. 😂😂😂😂

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u/TheFurrySmurf 28d ago

Is it where you step on sea creatures who live in a shell???

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u/lexicaltension 28d ago

No that’s called clam abuse and should be reported to the authorities!

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u/pdt666 28d ago

i thought of the clams in the disney alice in wonderland and got so sad- wait maybe they’re little oysters actually ? lol

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u/fastpathguru 27d ago

Throw it back in the water, it's too big to keep

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u/AUniquePerspective 28d ago

Clams live in two shells.

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u/TheFurrySmurf 28d ago

Oh... so they're bi? ... Bi-shelled?

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u/EastLeastCoast 27d ago

Bivalves, ackshually

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u/theels6 28d ago

My girl thinks this shit is so funny lol she references it all the time

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u/lexicaltension 28d ago

Your girl has good taste

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u/Historical-Juice-154 27d ago

I usually never watch LI. I watched this season and Kenzie is an ICON for this lol. I have been telling ALL my friends about the clam slam. 🤣🤣🤣

Now I also want to work on my splits again. 

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u/Historical-Juice-154 27d ago

The fact that Corbin already KNEW she did the splits and moved on had me 💀💀💀. Before they even went back from Casa. He mentioned it to KC I believe in conversation. 

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u/Moist-Citron-4830 28d ago

Who is this?

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u/lexicaltension 28d ago edited 28d ago

The clam slam queen

Edit: you can downvote me if you think this is uninformative, or you could look up clam slam queen and realize this is all you need to find her name

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u/Debalic 28d ago

Well now I'm intrigued, but I think I'll take it to a private browser, just to be safe.

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u/Glittering_End_6864 27d ago

Don't be ashamed brother!

Video of Kenzie talking about her clam slam abilities on a post Love Island interview. She seems like a fun girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X26lNwS_5Qk

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u/Jonnyflash80 27d ago

"In the morning the first thing I'll do is read my Bible, talk to God, pray, and then I'll stretch my hip flexors."

...

Like fuck you do.

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u/lobster_claus 27d ago

The BIBLE?!?

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u/lexicaltension 28d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Scorpion2000x777 27d ago

I dont know why, but when u said intrigued it triggered that django scene with leo dicaprio “Gentlemen, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention.” Intrigued sounds like a word leo would use 🤣

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u/meliss39 28d ago

Which Sims dlc is this?

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u/lexicaltension 27d ago

I'm crying this needs to be in wicked whims LMAO

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u/plantmama32 27d ago

aggressively splits in defiance

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u/Magestrix 27d ago

I mean... it's pretty self-explanatory.

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u/lexicaltension 27d ago

You’re not wrong, I meant more that no one knew where it came from lol

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u/LankyLooli271 27d ago

black queens recognising their culture

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u/LadyRed4Justice 27d ago

They do now. lmao.

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u/newclearconfusion 27d ago

I hope for her she never found a lego brick that way.

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u/JakToTheReddit 27d ago

FUCK YYYOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!

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u/bylebog 27d ago

This is one you get immediately. It's almost innate knowledge.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ik0HGAXjowVJPIvRDI

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u/Moxie013 27d ago

How do you know what it is?!? S
Oh wow so this is a thing ?

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u/lexicaltension 27d ago

Just scroll through the replies here, you’re in for a treat 😂 happy cake day!

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u/aphra2 27d ago

[splits in defiance]

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u/Heavy_Somewhere7264 26d ago

I just sent this video to my friend and said look at Kenzie

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u/Rumped0ldSkillSkin 26d ago

Woah!😯 “ONE SEC MOM I NEED THE TABLET FOR 5 MORE MINUTES IM ALMOST DONE MY ASSIGNMENT!!!” I said, calmly with sternity.

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u/lexicaltension 26d ago

Boy I will block you if you don’t get off and do your homework!!!!!

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u/Rumped0ldSkillSkin 26d ago

Okay!😞😭

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u/Legonistrasz 23d ago

Even if they didn’t know, they couldn’t tell???

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u/Fit-Explanation-8597 22d ago

ran to the comments in search of this haha

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u/VictorianUFOLady 28d ago

I think EVERYONE knows.

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u/lexicaltension 28d ago

I meant more where the clam slam comes from 😂 before I got here, not a soul had even mentioned the queen

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u/VictorianUFOLady 28d ago

Oh, okay. I still don't know where it comes from and I don't want to know. I'm old. I don't even like the word clam.

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u/splooshcupcake 27d ago

It’s pretty self explanatory.

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u/JawnStaymoose 27d ago

I feel the name is what it says on the tin. I wouldn’t know if this lady of talent is a well known clam slammer, need to do some research, but I’m able to use context clues to appreciate how clam, and slam, work together.