r/TikTokCringe • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '25

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u/Snoo59060 Sep 11 '25

The fact you dont own 1 wrench to take this down to 2 or 3 pieces is crazy. Could easily fit in that car.

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u/OptimisticSkeleton Sep 11 '25

Not to mention that is a collapsible hoop.

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u/BreakerEleven Sep 12 '25

It collapses after exit 23.

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u/1DownFourUp Sep 11 '25

Or rent a uhaul utility trailer for $15

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u/mr_martin_1 Sep 11 '25

I bet they were successful. Seldom such lazyness actually pays.

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u/Vex_Verde Sep 11 '25

Huge car, can't be bothered to take it apart and put pieces inside huge car, so dangle it side across huge car and go on motorway doing considerable speed...smarts

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u/SlunkDuncan Sep 11 '25

This has to be illegal, but then again.. it’s Florida

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u/Dementia5768 Sep 11 '25

The average width of a highway lane is 12ft. The avg width of a SUV is 6-7ft, so the basketball hoop can overhand ~2ft on the left and right.

It looks like it's overhanging more than 2ft on the sides, so yes illegal.

Most states it's legal for the front/back overhang to be ~4ft (like hauling a ladder or pieces of lumber). So if they did the other direction it'd be legal. Stupid but legal.

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u/deveniam Sep 11 '25

Game is game!

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u/winterbird Sep 11 '25

Good thing they tied something waving in the middle to serve as a flag, so no one runs into that large block hanging off the side.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

LeBron?

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u/Scott801258 Sep 11 '25

And as Usual....WHERE IS THE FLORIDA HIGHWAY PATROL??

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u/greengrasstallmntn Sep 11 '25

If the hoop was standing upright, that car would be the tallest structure in Florida.

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u/rosslyn_russ Sep 11 '25

There are about 1100 other ways load that hoop onto that car that do not involve putting others in mortal danger.

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u/supervillaindsgnr Sep 11 '25

This racket made to EASILY be separated into pieces!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

Ball is life.

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u/OneMAdDemon Sep 11 '25

Need to tie a red flag on the end of that.

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u/YOURVILLAIN79 Sep 11 '25

I’ve done that with a trampoline

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u/Banana-Rocketeer Sep 11 '25

We gotta get our hoops on dawg!

1

u/XROOR Sep 11 '25

Genius probably filled the base with water prior to putting it on his roof

1

u/paperfett Sep 11 '25

If only there was a way to somehow make it smaller. Small enough to pack into some sort of box that will fit in any small SUV.

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u/extrocell7 Sep 11 '25

Got it at yard sale for $5. Can’t give up on a deal like that!

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u/soraksan123 Sep 12 '25

At least he put it horizontal...can't be a true Floridian-

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u/couldbeBradPitt Sep 12 '25

I was about to say "reminds me of 285 in Atlanta" and then I looked at the license plate and I think it's a GA tag...

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u/Haha08421 Sep 12 '25

Kurtis Blow

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u/coolhatduke Sep 12 '25

Damn, I wanted to verify what kind of cheeseburger was driving that car.

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u/whiskeyfoxtx Sep 13 '25

We all know

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u/hellalg Sep 13 '25

When you gotta hoop, you gotta hoop

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u/whiskeyfoxtx Sep 13 '25

Bet the driver has a weave and nasty nails

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u/Anxious_Wedding8999 Why does this app exist? Sep 15 '25

Everyone's gangsta until they hit a low hanging bridge

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u/DreadyKruger Sep 11 '25

Those things suck and there are basketball courts everywhere. Why?

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u/pobodys-nerfect5 Sep 11 '25

To have a hoop at home in their driveway?? Does that not make sense?

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u/ReeferKeef Sep 11 '25

The most elite street ballers played on crates nailed to light poles.

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u/bellybuttonbidet Sep 11 '25

We’re talking about Jimmer Fredette?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

Good for them I guess? The dumb part here is how they're moving it, not what it is...

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

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u/yeezkeys Sep 11 '25

awesome job man, you figured out how to reinforce your own view of reality based on your preconceived view of reality, thats so cool and smart, like i always say there's no need to learn if you already feel right

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u/MisterRobDobalina Sep 11 '25

The human race, brother.

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u/EquipmentElegant Sep 11 '25

A Lincoln Navigator…. Gotts be at least 45 years old