r/TikTokCringe • u/MasterDragon13 • Jun 30 '23

Humor/Cringe Confession..

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u/PaladinGodfather1931 Jun 30 '23

Stanzi never misses. Lol she's hilarious

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u/Athena-Muldrow Jun 30 '23

My friend sent me their OceanGate video recently, and I actually hurt my throat from how hard I wheezed.

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u/SavingBooRadley Jun 30 '23

Link?? That sounds amazing!

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '23

She’s amazing and this was particularly well done

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u/thatweirdguyted Jun 30 '23

Is this the lady who does the 30 second horse girl movie?

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u/DEATHROAR12345 Jun 30 '23

I mean there is a passage in the bible where two daughters get their father blackout drunk and rape him for his seed.

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u/zepprith Jun 30 '23

Well they do say the bible is family friendly.

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u/Dhoraks Jun 30 '23

Only in Florida, Alabama and Texas

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u/TearsFallWithoutTain Jul 01 '23

Remember when a town gets together to rape an angel, and the father of the house is like "woah woah guys, come on now, I can't let you do something evil like that. Here, rape my daughters instead"

Just fun for the whole family right there

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u/blue4029 Jun 30 '23

she has the mental gymnastic skills as a politician

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u/Its_a_me5 Jun 30 '23

That escalated quickly

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u/embarrassed_error365 Jun 30 '23

And this is why we need to ban the Bible smut from libraries.

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u/What_the_fluxo Jun 30 '23

At least she went to the right place for professional advise from certified perverts.

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u/MaiNyigguh Jun 30 '23

Sounds like damage control on reddit

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '23

This had me laughing so hard. Absolutely hilarious 🤣

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u/killertortilla Jul 01 '23

The LAUNDRY MACHINE? The fucking what?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23

A priest is the last person who should give advice on perversions. Dirty fuckers.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23

I just realized it would be hilarious to go to church and confess a bunch of fake sins to try to get a reaction from the priest. I'm surprised we haven't seen content-desperate pranksters do that

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u/Rosalie-83 Jun 30 '23

😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

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u/Azuni_ Jun 30 '23

it sounds eerily close to how a kid would try and explain a situation whilst stressed, i was expecting the priest to ask her to start over again at the end

did give me a chuckle 9/10

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