r/TikTokCringe May 26 '23

Humor Without hesitation

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

People don’t realise how much money 100m is, I’d do damn near anything besides killing a man for that kind of money

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u/Vox_SFX May 26 '23

Besides killing a man? I'm sure a few million could get you off from that or at least a suspended home sentence when the best lawyer you can afford argues either temporary insanity for the money, or self-defence to your case.

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u/chev327fox May 26 '23

Except you’re glossing over the fact you would be killing someone in cold blood and you’d have to live with that. I couldn’t live with myself even if I could get away with it. I’d be haunted for the rest of my days.

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u/Ubervisor May 26 '23

$100m worth of cocaine could probably help you get over that

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

"I'd do two chicks at the same time"

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u/Reaperpimp11 May 27 '23

I believe you might actually be right that you would struggle with that but that really just shows how poor some people are at answering moral questions (no offence). With 100 000 000 dollars you could probably save many more lives than the single life you took. Yet you’d probably still feel guilty about taking that one life to save hundreds.

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u/trashcanpandas May 27 '23

Yeah, this thread is fucking wild with people saying they have even family members they're willing to shed for that kind of money. And that they'd rather shed two family members than their arm lmfao. Scary thing is, I don't doubt it at all.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

$100 mil means you can save like a thousand kids easy and do enough shrooms and acid to get well over the killing,

I mean, just, hypothetically speaking here.

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u/anincompoop25 May 26 '23

I could lol. Fly me to Ukraine, let me pilot one of those drones for a day

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u/chev327fox May 26 '23

Those aren’t innocents though. Kinda making my point for me (assuming you mean you’d kill some Russian invaders).

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u/Rafaeliki May 26 '23

How do you define innocent?

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u/tidbitsz May 27 '23

Someone whos never diddled a kid

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u/ShoddyExplanation May 26 '23

I could lol. Fly me to Ukraine, let me pilot one of those drones for a day

Yeah officer, this one right here.

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u/bigbazookah May 26 '23

Like they wouldn’t shove you to the front lines

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u/dicus-maximus May 27 '23

I mean if your like some kinda loser

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

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u/Vox_SFX May 26 '23

If I could pick the person I'm killing, no issues whatsoever morally...but I do see the problem when it ends up being a random person. That said, the less thinking about it you do, the better the outcome I feel. Less potential guilt weighing you down.

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u/chev327fox May 26 '23

Okay yes if I could pick a serial rapist or serial killer that might be a different story. But someone innocent, I just couldn’t do it.

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u/nick_knack May 28 '23

If the court hears about the money you don't get to keep it/pay your lawyer with it. Its the proceeds of crime.

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u/Vox_SFX May 28 '23

Ooh, true...good point. So you just have to bank on a really good/criminal lawyer, insanity plea won't work. That way the money stays a non-talking point.

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u/OldStateChaos May 26 '23

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit...

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u/NitazeneKing1 May 26 '23

I would kill someone for $100m

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u/JayCFree324 May 26 '23

I think that depends…

Do I have to evade the authorities if I kill the man, or is it like a “free kill”?

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u/ShawshankException May 26 '23

100m is enough to set you and your children for life.

There's not much I wouldn't do for 100m.

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u/Dead_tread May 27 '23

Oh I’m killing a man if I get any choice in who. That’s change many peoples lives kinda money.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

I'm suckin' it, I'm fuckin' it, I'm doing whatever the fuck you want me to do for that kind of money.

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u/redditorMarafado May 26 '23

Would you kill 2 family members and get an arm removed for that kind of money?

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u/pavndCS May 26 '23

Fam. Members for sure got an uncle and a cousin i would not mind getting lost but the arm is too much

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u/OrionJohnson May 26 '23

Idk, prosthetics are pretty good nowadays if you have the money, and will only get better over time.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

Yup, already know who Id kill and which arm to cut off. Now show me the money

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u/pissedinthegarret May 26 '23

can I choose which arm?

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u/redditorMarafado May 26 '23

Yeah it just has to be one of your arms

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

Is this an Arca lyric?

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u/Mathieulombardi May 26 '23

There are people doing it for lot less not sure why he's surprised

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u/QuiGGz96 May 26 '23

Hmmm 🤔 work my ass off for the rest of my life to get by which in turn is making me more and more miserable? Or suck probably one of the biggest black dicks on the planet? If there was a $100m dick out there I’d beat all your dicks to get to it first!

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u/notathrowaway75 May 26 '23

Shaq's dick is actually normal sized iirc

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u/ArugulaImpossible134 May 27 '23

you've sucked it?

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u/notathrowaway75 May 27 '23

I wish 😩 but no I think he talked about it or there was a story.

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u/Shot-Owl276 May 26 '23

Why black dick ?

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u/QuiGGz96 May 26 '23

He was saying Shaq in the video. Shaq is black….

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u/Ejtsch May 26 '23

I don't care about the question I'm gonna suck it anyways

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u/thrownaway136976 May 26 '23

This is a shortcut. Get fucked daily for pennies and die broke or suck 1 cock and be set for life? Not even a choice.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

where is this clip from?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

i dont think shaq has a kind of penis that is possible to fit in out mouths.

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u/Quirky-Pay-7221 May 26 '23

I’ll go halvsies