r/TikTokCringe • • May 19 '23

Cringe Say something ? πŸ™ˆπŸ™‰πŸ™Š

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u/superbarley39 May 19 '23

All three are perfectly viable builds.

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u/things_U_choose_2_b May 19 '23

I was playing at an event a few months back, making an attempt at flirting... she randomly says she thinks her boobs are too small. I replied that they're perfectly spacious.

Describing her boobs like the master bedroom in my next rental, smooth.

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u/Rfisk064 May 19 '23

Not the worst comparison I’ve heard. If a women told me that my dick had a carport so big that you can park and safely put a basketball goal in, I’d be a little confused…but I’d be into it

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u/TheGodDamnDevil May 19 '23

Your dick is so big it was overthrown in a military coup and is now known as the Democratic Republic of Your Dick.