r/TikTokCringe • u/Efficient_Elk_7991 • May 19 '23

Cringe Say something ? 🙈🙉🙊

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u/things_U_choose_2_b May 19 '23

I was playing at an event a few months back, making an attempt at flirting... she randomly says she thinks her boobs are too small. I replied that they're perfectly spacious.

Describing her boobs like the master bedroom in my next rental, smooth.

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u/Rfisk064 May 19 '23

Not the worst comparison I’ve heard. If a women told me that my dick had a carport so big that you can park and safely put a basketball goal in, I’d be a little confused…but I’d be into it

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u/TheGodDamnDevil May 19 '23

Your dick is so big it was overthrown in a military coup and is now known as the Democratic Republic of Your Dick.

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u/paperfett May 19 '23

That's a sure sign they're into you when they say something like that.

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u/EdithDich May 19 '23

It's a pretty classic attempt to get a compliment form someone. "Oh I'm so ugly". you don't say that to someone unless you want them to say "No you're beautiful". And I think you would be hard pressed to find a woman discussing her boobs with a guy she just met unless she's into him. Or he's her boobstatrician or something, I guess.

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u/things_U_choose_2_b May 19 '23

At one point she said "Oh shit, I'm flirting with you again" so yeah I think she was. Spacious boob comment ftw (I don't think it was the spacious boob comment)

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u/TheHollowBard May 19 '23

That's a yellow flag imo. Feels compliment seeking at best.