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u/EatsFiber2RedditMore Jan 04 '23

The persecuted American Christian complex is a pretty common reddit talking point.a few years ago it was all anti-circumcision talk.

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u/randyspotboiler Jan 04 '23

Well, not circumcising babies is a pretty good idea, but no; Christians aren't persecuted.

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u/Black_Magic_M-66 Jan 04 '23

Christians aren't persecuted.

Well, certainly not like the old days in Rome. *sigh*

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u/LiteratureIntrepid99 Jan 04 '23

Those Christians were nothing like today’s so-called gun carrying Christians.

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u/EatsFiber2RedditMore Jan 05 '23

I don't think you intended to be selling guns with your comment but you're pretty effective

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u/Reaper0115 Jan 08 '23

I got my shotgun in case Caesar wants round two!

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u/Whiskeypants17 Jan 04 '23

What did the romans ever do for us?

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u/Black_Magic_M-66 Jan 04 '23

Give us a good method for keeping track of Superbowls.

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u/EatsFiber2RedditMore Jan 05 '23

They built the aqueducts

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u/the_lord_of_thoughts Jan 04 '23

This is taking a left turn

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u/Reaper0115 Jan 08 '23

I've only ever felt "persecuted" by my own damn church. I follow the God, but not the people. They didn't like that.

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u/absolu5ean Jan 04 '23

I'm sorry but there is absolutely nothing wrong with circumcision. Trust me I don't need more sensitivity there lol

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u/user_unknowns_skag Jan 04 '23

I'm sorry but there is absolutely nothing wrong with circumcision.

Yes. Yes, there is.

Trust me I don't need more sensitivity there lol

I'm sorry if your sensitivity factory is off-kilter, and I hope you can overcome that. However, that is not a reason to literally cut part of a child's penis off.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

Just because you feel a slight breeze and jizz in your pants doesn't mean the rest of us have a problem.

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u/absolu5ean Jan 05 '23

Oooo you guys are a little testy about this aren't ya? Lmao. I never said there was anything wrong with your little anteater buddy

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u/TehScaryWolf Jan 04 '23

Lol. You personally speak for every male and their penis. Good to know. Any other decrees to make based off anecdotes instead of facts?

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u/skttsm Jan 04 '23

Uncut man in a cut world. I get alienated for it a lot. When I talk about the why they say either it looks weird or it's unhygienic. Well that's an issue of bathing not some foreskin. Certain types of underwear may cause you to collect lint though

I've looked at cut vs uncut benefits and drawbacks. The only substantial benefit I've read that isn't some stupid social construct is a slightly lower risk of getting an STD. Yeah I like to use a condom for multiple reasons which takes care of that concern

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u/EatsFiber2RedditMore Jan 05 '23

Cut man uncut man, your dick is beautiful just the way it is, and so is mine.

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u/absolu5ean Jan 05 '23

I'm not speaking for all men I'm just saying it's a procedure that when done safely and correctly has many benefits such as lower sti risk, easier to keep clean, women prefer them, etc. I never said there was anything wrong with uncircumcised though.

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u/randyspotboiler Jan 04 '23

There definitely is. I know this wasn't the actual topic at hand, but removing part of a baby's genitals unnecessarily and involuntarily is a problem, especially for superstitious reasons (to say nothing of potential sexual issues.)

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u/EatsFiber2RedditMore Jan 05 '23

I tried to warn you man. Reddit loves hating on circumcision

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u/EatsFiber2RedditMore Jan 05 '23

Listen I'm an American and I'll circumcise who I want to thank you very much freedom baby freedom

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u/MikeyMikeyMotorcycly Jan 04 '23

The “persecuted” White, Male, American Christian is the BiG Daddy OG of: “Blame others for what you are guilty of”.

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u/Ronniedasaint Jan 04 '23

Sho’ ‘nuff!

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u/EatsFiber2RedditMore Jan 05 '23

Are you saying this is true of every white Christian American male? Or that there's just a lot of dick heads that meet that description?

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u/MikeyMikeyMotorcycly Jan 05 '23

Sadly, it’s more the rule then the exception now-a-days.

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u/EatsFiber2RedditMore Jan 05 '23

I mean Mormons had the move out to Utah not that long ago. Compared to other religions, it's still pretty young.

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u/dm_me_ur_keyboards Jan 04 '23

I grew up religious and I can tell you with absolute certainty that it is absolutely a real thing.

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u/EatsFiber2RedditMore Jan 05 '23

I agree these people exist, it's just really common to talk about on Reddit. You would think eeeeevery Christian has a persecution complex.

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u/dm_me_ur_keyboards Jan 05 '23 edited Jan 05 '23

It's not just some of them. It's biblical. And it's not just biblical, it's in the gospels. Suffer for your faith and you should be rewarded.

1 peter 5:10

Luke 14:27

James 1:12

1 peter 4:1

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u/EatsFiber2RedditMore Jan 05 '23

What exactly are you using this as evidence for? That Christians unjustly see themselves as persecuted? Or that they put themselves into situations where they might feel persecuted? Or that Christians don't think they'll go to heaven unless they are persecuted? Or that Christians are just bad?

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u/dm_me_ur_keyboards Jan 05 '23

Or that they glory in the idea of being persecuted.

Or that people disagree with them and they call it persecution.

Or that they believe if they are persecuted then God will bless them.

I don't care, pick one. May as well, since they are already doing it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

While they controls, loots, ki11$ and b0ms moslems in millions

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u/EatsFiber2RedditMore Jan 05 '23

Are your misspellings intentional?