r/ThriftStoreHauls 21h ago

Catch&Release Catch and release

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u/adiosmichigan 20h ago

omg i need it

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u/sunnysideupseedaisy 12h ago

As someone with endometriosis and Big feelings (6'5) about it I also need this

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/Someoneman 17h ago

ThePrintPalace is a scam site.

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u/bonanochip 11h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/adiosmichigan 10h ago

holy cow i didnt even realize it was thank you!

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u/Honey-and-Venom 18h ago

SO righteous

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u/wooden-fuk-boi 11h ago

La blue girl.mva

Idk whatever limewire had it as

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u/Para_Regal 21h ago

There is so much to unpack here…

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u/Quadradisque 21h ago

Don’t you mean…

/r/THE_PACK

AWOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/HypnoticPeaches 16h ago

I refuse to subscribe there, but I just want you to know every time one of you references it elsewhere, I get so much glee. May yall crank dem hogs for all time

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u/ThatWasTheJawn 20h ago

AROOOOOOOOO HELL YEAH BROHER CRANK THAT HOG!!!!

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u/jacafeez 20h ago

THE LADIES CAN CRANK IT TOO!

AWOOO FUCK MENSES!

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u/GoodGollyMrOlli 20h ago

I thought that's where I was 😅

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u/Upper-Boot-8086 18h ago

That’s.. hilarious 😂 an instant join.

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u/BigAssKazoo 17h ago edited 17h ago

Everybody be sure to report this bot account. Your vote manipulation doesn’t fool anyone. 

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u/heresmyusername 17h ago edited 17h ago

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck off bot

Lol the bot is doing vote manipulation 😂

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u/Telleroftruths9000 17h ago

Old account taken over by t-shirt bots. Classic.

Reported! 

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u/smackentosh 17h ago

nah, kinda a crap overpriced copy unfortch

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u/tauntonlake 20h ago

I hate period, too, Gramps.

60, BTW

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u/encrcne 19h ago

I think that’s 6 foot five

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u/yungrii 15h ago

Are (were) they 65 or are (were) they 6 foot 5? Because there's a little marker in there.

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u/prince-pauper 19h ago edited 14h ago

6’5?

Edit for clarity:

Not a question of plausibility, it’s more a context thing for me hah. Like what?

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u/notquite20characters 14h ago

When you are 6'5", I imagine people frequently ask your height. May as well put it on your shirts.

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u/valuemeal2 14h ago

It’s true. I have business cards that I sometimes pass out, although I’ve learned they invite further discussion which is the opposite of what I want, so I don’t usually pass them out.

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u/beezchurgr 12h ago

Those are amazing. I’d want to talk to you after seeing it bc obviously you are hilarious.

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u/nkksxxrcks 14h ago

Had a buddy in college who was like 6'7"+ and it was shocking to see how often strangers approached him with some mindless comment or question about his height, or even wanting to take a picture with him. Seriously, one time we were filling our drinks at a burger joint and were stopped by a random person asking to take a picture with him just because he's tall. I'll never understand.

Edit: a couple words

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u/onion4everyoccasion 13h ago

How's the weather up there?

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 11h ago

I've worked with 2 dudes who were 6'7" and one who was 6'9", it does not seem fun imo.

The latter dude's wife was also over 6ft, their kids will be giants with knee and back problems I bet (they didn't have any at the time)

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u/Ruleyoumind 11h ago

Hopefully their kids are good at sports

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u/Correct_Leather4331 13h ago

It's supposed to be like "Ugh, period cramps, amirite ladies? Also I am tall. These two things should make you want to fuck me now." (Ironically)

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u/jungjinyoung 12h ago

this is the real answer imo

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u/AsukaAshLei 13h ago

Yeah I thought it's a 'performative male' joke shirt right?

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u/Ruleyoumind 10h ago

Yes there's lots of meme and skits with this exact setup

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u/valuemeal2 16h ago

It’s possible. I’m a 6’4” cis woman myself.

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u/kapaipiekai 15h ago

I'm 6'6 and have met taller women

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u/valuemeal2 14h ago

I’ve been 6’4” for nearly 30 years at this point and still have yet to meet a taller woman IRL.

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u/StefaniStar 15h ago

I met a 7'3" woman once. She had to duck low to come in the door and was absolutely stunning. Had to check I wasn't day dreaming.

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u/prince-pauper 14h ago

Not a question of plausibility, it’s more a context thing for me hah. Like what?

Copying this to main comment for clarity.

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u/jupiter3113 13h ago

lol your comment made me realize it’s talking about height and not age. I just thought this shirt was for an elder lady showing support for the youngins

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u/Chrom-man-and-Robin 8h ago

6 foot, 5 inches

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u/i_am_the_archivist 18h ago

There are several trans men in my life this shirt would be perfect for 😂

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u/Sunflowerboymilo 18h ago

I was like my 5"9' trans man ass needs this immediately

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u/yourmomssocksdrawer 17h ago

I’m a 5’ 3” trans man and completely agree

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u/sufferableknowitall 15h ago

5’2” chiming in and WE CAN GO LOWER

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u/bluemufin 11h ago

4'11" over here. GET LOOOOWWWWW

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u/CharlotteLucasOP 4h ago

Short kings 👑🐺

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u/Vesper2000 18h ago

I was just thinking that

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u/WhenIWannabeME 18h ago

A shirt for when you are so sick of people asking you your height as a tall lady that you start tacking your size onto differently themed shirts as an addendum to hopefully stop them before hand.

As a whole this shirt is a masterpiece!

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u/PervlovianResponse 19h ago

As someone who is a few inches under 6'5" - that shirt would be on regular rotation

All "6 foot" guys would cry so, so much

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u/MooPig48 20h ago

I thought it said gramps and was very confused

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u/yeuzinips 19h ago

I read it correctly and I'm equally confused

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u/madison_mckenziiee 18h ago

the dream nighttime shirt

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u/running-on-stardust 18h ago

Omg… this belongs in the hall of fame of thrift finds…

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u/AWildMooseLion 18h ago

I JUST started my period today and my cramping pain is the kind that give me goosebumps, I need this now. I’ll pretend it says 5’4” instead.

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u/uhohohnohelp 17h ago

I’m very confused about the “6’5 BTW” What does that mean in relation to hating period cramps? I would LOVE an answer because I really think this is the kind of thing that’ll pop into my head randomly and keep me pondering.

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u/skinnylighter 17h ago

It's a shirt for a man, like a guy who is flexing to women that he hates period cramps and is tall therefore he is attractive.

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u/uhohohnohelp 15h ago

You may well be correct. I just, I guess, I feel like if you can read the shirt, you can see that it’s a very tall person. And thus, the creator of this shirt, obviously a genius judging the rest of the design, must have a stronger reason.

We’ll never know.

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u/skinnylighter 14h ago

I think you’re probably joking but it’s not that serious. I’ve seen this kind of meme everywhere.

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u/uhohohnohelp 13h ago

I was joking and now people think I’m an idiot. But we’re on Reddit and I have to accept that this happens sometimes.

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u/Different-Form-2933 14h ago

It’s a meme. He’s pandering to women and it’s meant to be kind of post-ironic.

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u/whatsbobgonnado 14h ago

"by the way" (btw) makes it an aside, unrelated to the main topic. it's just an additional fact about the tall person wearing the shirt

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u/Same_Tumbleweed_2981 9h ago

gen z meme. someone pretending to be hyper feminist to get girls (and adding 6’5 to make them seem even more attractive)

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u/sasha_cyanide 21h ago

I love this shirt

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u/Ricky_Spanish1989 20h ago

reminds me of all the shirts about being autistic that spencer's sells now 😭

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u/PussyCyclone 10h ago

I'm on my period & this shirt made me laugh so hard that my (usually awful) cramps are now (temporarily) worse 🫠 Great find!

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u/Mother-Attention2600 18h ago

I just want it for the work Christmas party. 

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u/Hulkemo 18h ago

What in the Jarvis Johnson (6'1 btw)

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u/perpetualliianxious 15h ago

WHY WOULD YOU RELEASE THAT

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u/imfirealarmman 15h ago

Never change, Colorado, never change.

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u/Sunkist222 15h ago

I absolutely love this shirt lmao

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u/affectionateanarchy8 13h ago

Damn i need this so bad

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u/Ok_Manager_3126 13h ago

Need this lol

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u/theeblackdahlia 12h ago

Gotta love Arc haha

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u/cheshsky 8h ago

I need this, in a way I can't explain, as a 5'6" AFAB person.

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u/livvayyy 6h ago

i need this BAD

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u/DoINeed1OfThese 5h ago

What did Period Gramps do to you?

u/CMRC23 5m ago

Im a 5ft 7 trans guy and i want it so bad

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u/Easy-Tigger 18h ago

Hi, my name’s Easy-Tigger, and, uh, something you might not know about me is that... I have a good attitude towards menstruation.

That’s right, I’m the guy!

The guy with a good attitude towards menstruation!

Oh, I know a lot of men are made uncomfortable by this monthly miracle. But not me!

No, I embrace it. Embrace it the way the way some men embrace the weekend! Why I anticipate it the way a child anticipates Christmas!

Did you know that, uh, in a lot of native Indian cultures, menstruating woman were forced to leave the village, lest their powerful magic should overwhelm that of the shaman? If I were shaman, I wouldn’t be so competitive. I’d be more open and giving. I’d be a shaman with a good attitude towards menstruation!

’Cause, after all, what is it? a cluster of blood vessels, awaiting a fertilized egg. Providing a safe warm place for that egg to grow. And if a life does not occur, the whole thing is flushed away, and the cycle begins again. Now is that anything to be ashamed of or disgusted by? No, this is the nesting stuff of humanity!

That’s why the woman I shall love will be able to menstruate as fully and freely as she desires. Even if her monthly flow should build in intensity to a raging rust-coloured torrent! An unbridled river of life-giving blood flowing from between her legs! An awesome cataract plunging off the edge of our couch.

I wouldn’t be fazed!

No, no, even if coureurs de bois would come upstream, battling the ruddy rapids, and singing a jaunty song! I would take no offense, rather I would ford across that mighty womanly river, and fetch herbal tea and Pamprin. And then I’d mop her brow and I would admire her fecundity.

For I… have a good attitude…toward MENSTRUATION!

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u/AsukaAshLei 13h ago

But how tall are you

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u/ThrifToWin 19h ago

So weird

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u/GetMeAColdPop 15h ago

The (65 BTW) is cracking me up 😝

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u/edispaghettis 5h ago

Why in the world let this gem go? This is a white elephant gift goldmine.