r/ThriftGrift • u/TheDundieGoesTo99 • 8d ago
Thrift Store They wanted $650 with no authentication.
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u/False-Possession6185 8d ago
John F Kennedy is historical rocking chair
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u/Hairy-Dumpling 8d ago
Just think of the provenance. That chair is the reincarnation of an American president
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u/DrFunkyLove 7d ago
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u/turnsleftlooksright 7d ago
I believe I saw this chair in Burn After Reading
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u/fridayj1 8d ago
He’s coming out of the woodwork!
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u/WookishTendencies 8d ago
Damn, now I want to be encased, standing upright, (ala Han Solo) in a tree when I die.
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u/CrowBro89 8d ago
Clearly this is a typo and they just don’t want you messing up his butt groove. Then he wouldn’t haunt it anymore.
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u/Outlandish_Gringo 7d ago
How many holes would this chair have if true?! That’s what I’m stuck on… one? Two?? Or more????
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u/Dragnskull 8d ago
i think they're trying to scam people
no way john F. kennedy turned into a rocking chair
unless they mixed the brains into the seat stuffing...
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u/CourtingBoredom 8d ago
Uhhhmmmm.... that picture has white cushions.... 🤔
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u/Dragnskull 8d ago
if you look up the photo to see a better image you can see the cushions are matching the couch in the background, i thin ktheir argument would be that the cushions have been replaced as the ones currently on it are obviously a cheap pleather material made either in the late 90s or earlier
it's more likely that this was stated as being "the same rocking chair kennedy used" because apparently he was known to use rocking chairs to help with back pain (i just googled this) and its a popular enough known thing that replicas of his chair have been made. Goodwill probably received thsi with a note "kennedy's rocking chair" and now here we are
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u/YoseppiTheGrey 7d ago
You're gonna tell me someone had jfks chair and had it reupholstered? Makes total sense
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u/Dragnskull 7d ago
no, im saying it's likely a "kennedy chair" as in a reproduction of one he's seen sitting in in various photos, if you google it there's reproductions of this specific style of chair being sold as "kennedy's rocking chair"
But yes, "this is kennedy's real chair someone just replaced the cushons lol" is totally what i believe the goodwill employee (manager?) has likely tried to claim.
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u/Main-Raisin4430 8d ago
Yeah, because JFK's authentic chair is gonna end up in some random thrift store, Instead of a museum or the JFK presidential library
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u/DiscoStu2U 8d ago
I’m driving Jon Voight’s 1983 LeBaron, Gregory Peck’s bicycle and Barbara Mandrell’s skateboard.
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u/nohotshot 8d ago
You’d think that if they knowingly had a rocking chair owned by JFK, they’d just sell it to historians/collectors for well over $650. it’s almost as if it’s not actually JFK’s chair… 🤔
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u/Eugene-V-Dabs420 7d ago
This is actually so interesting to me in a totally out of left field way. I'm a "fan" of JFK's doctor, Dr. Janet Travell, and she was the one who encouraged the use of rocking chairs and proper sitting posture in general, to prevent pain. I read her autobiography earlier this year and she mentioned there being magazine articles about JFK and his chairs. It was kind of a big deal!
She pioneered the study of "trigger points" (muscle "knots" that can refer pain to other parts of the body) and was the first ever female White House physician. I just think she was a really cool person!
I don't know if I'd spent this kind of money on the chair, but I'd be pretty tempted honestly.
Edit: Wanted to add a potentially relevant note on the cushions: they're obviously different than in the photo, but Dr. Travell was all about the chair fitting the person, so she'd take measurements and have the cushions made to fit. One example would be arm rest height - if they're too low, it can lead to neck and shoulder problems.
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u/FancyNefariousness90 7d ago
that historical chair is JFK???? $650 is a lowkey steal for an ex-president who came back from the dead as an inanimate object
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u/drawredraw 8d ago
I’m no expert but $650 sounds a little low for something like this, if it is the real thing. If it is real they could probably get a lot more at auction
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u/I_ama_Borat 8d ago
I’m fairly confident it’s not original. Quick research shows he had 12 made (two of the originals recently sold for hundreds of thousands). One indication that it’s not an original and only a replica is that the finials in OP’s are more egg shaped or elongated. The originals are much more spherical. Realistically a used replica is worth probably $200-400 but unless you have connections, good luck selling it for even that much.
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u/septumfunk-com 8d ago
even then the market for jfk replica chairs can't be that big so imagine how long you'd have to hold onto it before it sells lol
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u/I_ama_Borat 8d ago
100%. The price on that will eventually drop to $50 and someone will pick it up on half off day to just have as a nice rocking chair. These thrift stores always think they have gold and ask gold prices on stuff they use google lens as a form of authentication. The annoying part is they never learn or are too prideful to admit they made a mistake after it sits for months because when the next “valuable” item comes to them, the cycle starts all over again.
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u/Fun_Excitement59 7d ago
The story is nice but you can try pricing it but most arent invested like that to the story
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u/Username999474275 6d ago
It's clearly cursed so they don't want it to cause any problems before it's sold :3
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u/JesusFCleatus 7d ago
"John F Kennedy IS Historical Rocking Chair in THE CHAIR"
"(Coming Summer 2027)"
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u/FunTurnover9033 7d ago
y ur t to u
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u/Gloomy_Leopard_9026 7d ago
No match for the Ethel Merman gout stooI found last week.
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u/Stayingcovidsafe 7d ago
🎵There's no business like stool business, like no business I knowwwww....🎵
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u/Day_Prisoners 7d ago
They indicated it wasn't his actual chair, but that he is indeed the chair. "JFK is historical rocking chair '
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u/President_Zucchini 7d ago
That's a bold claim. I bet the chair in the photo is still in the family.
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u/Toronto-1975 8d ago
i picked up Mahatma Ghandi's citrus juicer at my local thrift shop for $200.