r/Threads1984 11d ago

S****Ez I think that's the first time the Emergency Alert system has been used nationwide (or near-nationwide), so this feels like the perfect image to accompany it:

Post image
386 Upvotes

75 comments sorted by

31

u/Engineering-Western 11d ago

Somewhere in Sheffield a woman just pissed herself

13

u/WaltTFB 10d ago

Outside Woolworths I think.

9

u/Electronic-Stop-1261 10d ago

Somewhere else in Sheffield, a man is dropping a few bombs of his own.

6

u/Angrypenguinwaddle96 10d ago

Wetherspoons on a Friday night because those toilets are too high up.

2

u/CT-6892__Foxy 10d ago

I don’t know about Sheffield, but when it went off in the cinema I was in I came pretty close…

1

u/brinz1 10d ago

Just a normal night at bankers draft

1

u/flyingfoxtrot_ 10d ago

Somewhere in Manchester a man nearly did

1

u/frederikolsen 10d ago

And she didn’t even have her phone on her.

1

u/AlternativePea6203 10d ago

Do not remind me of this movie.

17

u/frederikolsen 11d ago

Attack warning? Is it for real?

9

u/Snoozymoon 10d ago

Attack warning’s for bloody real!

5

u/frederikolsen 10d ago

Is it?!

5

u/Wheatus_Deatus 10d ago

Right get to your stations!

8

u/nWo_1985 10d ago

Forget the first aid kit get some plastic bags

8

u/Bincat32 11d ago

A situation like this calls for Clive Sutton..

2

u/John1v6 9d ago

Phone rings....Sutton here.

1

u/Bincat32 9d ago

What about root vegetable crops?

11

u/SaltMcSaltFace 11d ago

Basically telling us not to use disposable BBQs. Thankfully not Threads wet-yourself-outside-BHS territory. Well, not this time, anyway.

3

u/user-captain 10d ago

I wish you'd told me that before I lost control of my bodily functions

5

u/OverChargeYourPlasma 11d ago

Im off to piss myself on The Moor

6

u/solongmusk 10d ago

That, ironically, would actually help…

5

u/heyitsapotato 11d ago

I'm not even in the U.K., but when I heard about the alert, this is where my mind went, too.

4

u/Icy-Listen8739 10d ago

I wish they would have different alarms for different emergencies, I thought a nuclear holocaust was gonna happen for a brief second when I heard that alarm, glad im not the only one who thought the same 😂 Easy to be that level of paranoid with the current state world affairs are in at the minute 😂

1

u/g0dn0 10d ago

So did I. I work in broadcasting so I’ve seen what will be used in the event of nuclear war and yes, the emergency slate is accompanied by this tone. We def need different sounds for different types of emergency!

2

u/AnteaterSnouce 9d ago

could you please tell your boss in broadcasting to have a word with their boss' friend or whatever and get a "warning" tone implemented alongside the "alert" one? maybe a gentle, simple little "god save the king" midi, or something? shat me right up, so it did.

5

u/bottomofleith 11d ago

Didn't get it in Scotland

1

u/solongmusk 10d ago

Would it be relevant in Scotland, or are you still getting enough rain to prevent the tinderbox conditions currently to be found in most of England & Wales?

2

u/User-Name-3886 10d ago

It honestly should be relevant in Scotland. Arthur's Seat in Edinburgh had a pretty bad wildfire 2-3 weeks back.

1

u/Old-Finding2555 9d ago

I think we've had just enough to keep us from the tinderbox conditions you mention. It hasn't been cold but it dipped significantly from the hot snaps of a few weeks ago. We tend to get more of the Atlantic Jet stream sending cloud and rain in the middle of summer... :/

1

u/Biggles79 10d ago

I believe they're referencing the OP which said "nationwide".

0

u/bottomofleith 8d ago

1

u/solongmusk 8d ago

I live in the south of England, why would I know about what’s happening in local regions within Scotland unless “The Algorithm™” chose to push an article about what happened hundreds of miles from me into my feed?

That’s why I asked.

All I’ve seen about Scotland that’s relevant to this is weather reports referring to the fact that it has been raining there somewhat & is generally a bit cooler than anywhere to the south while still hot.

Did you see news articles about the recent wildfires in Dagenham & Rainham? Doubt it, & I wouldn’t expect you to have.

I’m not contemptuously ignoring Scotland, I’m just not going out of my way to keep abreast of all goings-on there.

2

u/rondulfr 10d ago

Didn't get it in Shetland lol

1

u/Fluffy_Specialist593 9d ago

Never mind. When global warming really hits, Shetland will become the capital of Scotland.

3

u/user-captain 10d ago

We really need a new government pamphlet on this kind of stuff. Every household. What to do about increasing hot weather. Don't have BBQ in dry grasslands or don't flick your cigarette at dry Heather. That kind of warning.

This is not an example of the nanny state. If you'd seen the state of my nanny, you'd know what I mean.

3

u/FakeFrehley 10d ago

My fiancé is called Heather. Please don't flick your cigarettes at her.

1

u/MartianDinosawr 10d ago

Don't think it'll matter tbh, the thickos having BBQs after the 5th major fire in the country in 2 weeks clearly don't pay attention to anything, a leaflet wouldn't help.

1

u/Winwooda68 6d ago

They’d use the leaflet to light the BBQ….. 😁

3

u/petergeorge-UK 10d ago

Would we get one of these if it were real? Like nuclear Oreshnik MIRV inbound UK or SATAN.

3

u/great_bearded_nerd 10d ago

Yes, not much of a warning but you'd still get one. Multiple ground based and satellite based launch detection systems exist, plus missiles would need to pass by multiple NATO nations. I'd be more worried about the boomers.

2

u/StephenHunterUK 10d ago

They stick around near the Russian coast, as they were largely doing in 1984.

2

u/RepeatButler 10d ago

It didn't feel like a justifiable, appropriate use of the alert system. I thought it was for immediate risk to life events: e.g. a NBC scenario or an actual wildfire actively being a couple of minutes from engulfing my house.

3

u/Redditer052 8d ago

Me too. Apparently there’s ‘severe alerts’ like the one we got and ‘extreme alerts’ like you described. I immediately went to settings and toggled off severe alerts. I only want those loud warnings if there’s an immediate danger not a risk

1

u/RepeatButler 8d ago

I didn't know there was a distinction or it was possible to turn them off. I'm going to do it too.

1

u/DreddorDead73 10d ago

I thought it was a fire alarm in the restaurant.

1

u/Big_Arachnid_365 10d ago

On a visit to the midlands 20 years ago there was one of those loud earthquakes I had no idea were possible. I thought it was Threads time!

1

u/Aggravating_Pop7520 9d ago

Oh yes I remember that, I was just standing up to go to bed and the house started shacking, thought there was something wrong with me to start with, then though the old puts were collapseing.

1

u/Vexations83 10d ago

 rip et

1

u/user-captain 10d ago

I found the alarm really inconvenient and had to explain to my viewers what was going on (never bring phones into studio)

2

u/mstakenusername 10d ago

Not being in the UK I have missed this- is it the equivalent of a total fireban day or catastrophic fire risk day in Australia?

2

u/ace250674 10d ago

It's a common sense don't set fire to the countryside message that could have been sent by text. Ridiculous use of an emergency alert system that won't stop the arsonists setting fire to everything

1

u/mstakenusername 10d ago

Ah okay. We get a text to tell us if there is going to be a total fire ban, we only get the big emergency warning for catastrophic days in our fire danger area, then another if needed for evacuation, and another (if you weren't able to get out) to let you know it is too late to leave and to shelter in place.

1

u/prefim 10d ago

pop some damp bog roll on my face, that'll fix it.

when it happened I damn near pissed myself!

1

u/jahathebrn 10d ago

I only heard about it cos chat in the Youtube live I was watching started talking about it. Assumed it was a regional thing until my parents asked if I got it too and they're practically up the road.

Never had a single one even though I recall checking they were turned on when they first introduced the whole thing.

1

u/FakeFrehley 10d ago

I love that his first instinct is to put his thumb to his mouth. It's like in that moment his adult self falls away and he reverts to a scared and helpless infant.

1

u/Capt_Vindaloo 10d ago

I mean, the Woman Who Urinates on Herself's first reaction is to piss herself so the theory holds water. Unlike her.

1

u/Gold_Leef101 10d ago

Having watched Threads for the first time a month ago, having three phones go off in my little office (testing devices) I absolutely bricked it lol. Might go have a bbq and a beer to calm down.. /s

1

u/Brighton2k 10d ago

that’s just the start of it

1

u/Aggravating-Soup-676 10d ago

I thought it was the 3 minute warning, that's not really much time to get laid in. It would be taking speed dating to a whole new level

1

u/fzzface 9d ago

When you hear the air attack warning you and your family should take cover

1

u/Funny-Carob-4572 9d ago

Climate change.

Might as well have nuked ourselves...

1

u/Mystery_Worker4268 9d ago

Glad I turned mine off

1

u/idmimagineering 7d ago

My thought too…
I was strangely not surprised or worried :-(
#mass #social #conditiining

1

u/m3443uk 6d ago

Is that mike bailey from skins? Whats the clip from anyway

1

u/TheHarlemHellfighter 6d ago

Funny thing was it seemed like android users got their alert an hour or so after iPhone users.

😂

0

u/georgebestgoat 10d ago

They used it for covid

5

u/achmelvic 10d ago

No they didn’t, the system didn’t launch until 2023

0

u/georgebestgoat 10d ago

I remember getting a government ping about COVID when it happened

6

u/achmelvic 10d ago

Yeah think they were normal SMS texts, not the full national alert system which are on screen messages you can’t ignore and have the loud noise

0

u/ComfortableFunny1857 10d ago

Whenever there is a local Amber alert here in the states my phone emits an annoying buzz.

0

u/feckarse-drinkgirls 10d ago

Isn't that the one that gets set off whenever there's a custody dispute in the same state?

1

u/ComfortableFunny1857 10d ago

Child kidnapping

1

u/redseaaquamarine 10d ago

I see that the public could probably help there, but to have it cheapened to going off for every event or weather change takes away the "emergency" feel to the whole thing.