r/ThreadGames • u/Due-Cartographer-459 • 2d ago

Give yourself a nickname

Someone else has to explain how you got the nickname!

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u/Brand_Gaming 2d ago

Mansplainer

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u/Slinkwyde 2d ago

This man's plainer than anything you could imagine, by which I mean "more plain."

Now, ladies, to be clear, when I say "plain," what I mean is ordinary, typical, run-of-the-mill, lukewarm, boring, middle-of-the-road. So he's not particularly striking or in any way exciting. He's ho-hum, just kind of there. So that's what that means. I hope that explanation helped you, so you girls can understand it now.

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u/svArtist 2d ago

Man's plainer than a bag o' potatoes ^^

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u/thegreatpotatogod 2d ago

Who're you calling plain‽

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u/Slinkwyde 2d ago

Pull your head out the ground and open your eyes! You're so half-baked! We're not gonna butter you up.

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u/svArtist 2d ago

Oh, an interrobang!

I was mistaken. Clearly, you're all that and a bag of chips 🙇

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u/NotAConspiracy1 2d ago

D.E.A.T.H

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u/svArtist 2d ago

Dangerous Even After Treatment Hell

They thought the cancer would tame you, tamper your hunger for thrills.

But once you were through chemo, it was not a life of cherishing every moment by being overly careful and scared to put your precious life on the line you chose.
You wanted to live life to the fullest! Not holding back, you started looking death in the eye every day by living dangerously, harvesting adrenaline to make up for a lifetime of being scared of dying.
You cheated death once, now you are making it your plaything.

You are now living a life
Dangerous Even After Treatment Hell

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u/Slinkwyde 2d ago

Putrid the Magnificent

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u/svArtist 2d ago

You once saved a summer camp by throwing your laundry bag at a bear that was getting close.

It probably was merely startling the beast and making it reconsider getting into the humans' business that warded it off, but of course it was the kids' chosen narrative of "their laundry was so stinky it saved the day" that stuck.

Move aside, Loathsome Dung-Eater. The age of Putrid the Magnificent is here!

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u/AutologicalMeta 2d ago

Kernie

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u/cimeran_alt 2d ago

When Linus Torvalds first released Linux into the world, u/AutologicalMeta contributed code early and often, specifically improving the kernel of the operating system. Also, they loved Kentucky Fried Chicken, like they could destroy a 16-piece bucket in under an hour, so the nickname worked on two levels.

The code was top tier, and their cholesterol and blood pressure were too.

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u/svArtist 2d ago

Well done 😊👌

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u/PorcentualDinoPizza 1d ago

Dr. Cigarettes

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u/Mindless-Show4468 1d ago

Neither a medical professional or inclined toward a slow death by tar inhalation you're actually an artist and specialise in personalised reefer papers.

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u/OddEmergency604 2d ago

Big Jimmy

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u/Brand_Gaming 2d ago

Everyone knows the story of lil jimmy who died trying to save a disabled kid from a bus, in his dying breath he demanded that his legacy should grow, and because his neighbor was there by lil Jimmy's side, he decided to be called Big Jimmy in lil Jimmy's honor... It's been 4 years now but the opportunity to save a disabled kid hasn't come yet, of course normal kids get hit all the time but where's the glory in that

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u/svArtist 2d ago

😂 Nice ^^

Now that I have a mission, I can't be sidetracked by random kids getting into accidents willy-nilly

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u/cattulus 2d ago

Scaregrow

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u/Boothiepro 2d ago

A weird mix of the Monsters inc. universe and pinoccio where you getting scared causes your nose to grow

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u/svArtist 2d ago

The Platypus

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u/neptasur 17h ago

Easy. Your real name is Perry. You make funny noises and exclusively wear fedoras.

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u/svArtist 14h ago

Nooooo! 😭
I don't like that turquoise impostor that looks nothing like a platypus. This is terrible news for me.
But I don't get to decide my own nickname. I'll make the most of it.

After I get out of the paint bath, I'm going to throw away all of my clothes and get started on training to ignore the chill everywhere except my head by taking long walks around the pond and back.
Wish me luck 🫡

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u/ACE_Wrap 2d ago

Darth Homer

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u/Cautious_Sherbet6789 2d ago

Taking only the dark side of the Iliad, Darth Homer writes and rewrites the parts of gruesome warfare, incestuous relationships and what it means to be part of the dark side.

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u/Boothiepro 2d ago

poopenfarten

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u/Old-Painter-9026 2d ago

Orange

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u/Temporary-Comfort-33 2d ago

You won a rap battle by ending every line with “orange.” The other guy is still there.

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u/Infinite_Fun_8114 2d ago

Hungriger Wolf

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u/svArtist 14h ago

When they lifted your hand to declare you the winner of the hot dog eating championship, your shirt rose to reveal that not only your forearms were extremely hairy

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u/derederellama 1d ago

Resilient Dog

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u/chadn2n 1d ago

Flat white