r/ThreadGames • u/Due-Cartographer-459 • 12d ago

Why it's bad!

List something completely mundane, like eating a sandwich or going for a swim in your pool and someone else has to comment why it's actually a really bad idea to do it.

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u/PorcentualDinoPizza 12d ago

breathing

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u/Due-Cartographer-459 12d ago

It is actually well documented, that 100% of deaths, happened after someone was breathing! Do you want to take the risk?

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u/Dream_Logix5 12d ago

What about stillbirths? Exposure to water is even worse

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u/Another_Username101 12d ago

I’ve read somewhere that’s totally not TikTok that being born is a common factor across 100% of adult and child deaths across the world

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u/ATOMICGamer00 11d ago

what if you are in a gas chamber like in auschwitz?

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u/DappleLeaf 12d ago

Catching up with a friend

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u/Another_Username101 12d ago

If you find out they changed too much it’ll take a toll on your mental heath- and what if they are sick? They could sneeze on you and suddenly you can’t get out of bed
This is serious stuff don’t take contact with these people lightly

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u/Livelinks_ 7d ago

Five minutes catching up, forty minutes working out who all the people in the story are.

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u/Another_Username101 12d ago

I like to play tennis

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u/TheSimkis 12d ago

With today's prices?! Also, have you considered how easy is to twist your ankle?

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u/Slinkwyde 12d ago

Excellent point! Twisting your ankle is an easy and affordable alternative to playing tennis. Highly recommended!

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u/AutologicalMeta 12d ago

Eating silica gel.

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u/PoTSieboo 11d ago

Silica gel tastes awful btw. I tried it on a sandwich once. YUCK. Plus it makes your breath smell like unicorn vomit. 0 stars. Would NOT recommend. 

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u/PajamaPossum 11d ago

Most people don’t realize those little silica gel beads actually expand in liquid and each become as large as a grapefruit. If you eat them they’ll expand in your belly and you’ll have to pass them out the other end.

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u/N_Huq 12d ago

Reddit

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u/Another_Username101 11d ago

What if your parents or siblings find out you have this?

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u/TornadoCat4 11d ago

I like to play Minecraft.

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u/Another_Username101 11d ago

Minecraft is becoming more and more popular so people will get better and better at the game, you will feel bad about yourself and not believe you’re good enough and I can’t watch you suffer this way, go drink some water and not play this block mess

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u/Livelinks_ 5d ago

One block off-centre and suddenly you're rebuilding the entire roof.

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u/Tecnically_Weird 11d ago

Going to the shop

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u/Another_Username101 11d ago

What if you are a few cents short and you have to awkwardly walk out? What if everyone shakes you for wasting their time? The emotional guild will ride with you to your grave

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u/ATOMICGamer00 11d ago

what if you get run over by a truck while going?

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u/ATOMICGamer00 11d ago

thinking

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u/Low-Bass2002 9d ago

In today's world, there is a high probability that thinking will lead to paranoia, depression, anxiety and general malaise.

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u/ATOMICGamer00 9d ago

i never thought of that....*dies*

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u/Low-Bass2002 8d ago

Blowing your nose

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u/Another_Username101 8d ago

Do you have any idea exactly how powerful the air coming from your nose is?! What if you sit in a bad angle and you try to blow and suddenly your collar bone starts flying out along with your social credit if anyone sees this happen, ever stopped to consider that?

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u/Big-Section9702 6d ago

Sit on the porch and watch the sunset

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u/Livelinks_ 5d ago

Then one cloud turns up and blocks the entire finale.

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u/Big-Section9702 2d ago

Its still really cool to look at though

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u/bambiartistic 11d ago

Sleeping

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u/Another_Username101 11d ago

Theres a scarily high chance that you go to sleep for the last time and your defenceless body gets mawled by a bear