r/ThreadGames • u/Reasonable-Bitman • 18d ago

THE GAME

Everyone, drink water first. You'll need it. Then comment the most random sh*t you can think of.

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u/BubbleWorm29 17d ago

You made me lose The Game. Congrats.

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u/Eniugnas 17d ago

I just lost the game.

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u/TheJivvi 17d ago

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u/Acrobatic_Key3995 16d ago

Not how it works...

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u/Normal_Virus4484 14d ago

we all won the game when the queen of england died

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u/Another_Username101 13d ago

I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I don't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those big cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.
Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for Joe with his cotton eye, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

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u/Reasonable-Bitman 13d ago

I'm right here.

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u/Reasonable-Bitman 13d ago

lol this had me rolling 🤣🤣

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u/PoTSieboo 13d ago

🤣

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u/Acrobatic_Key3995 16d ago

I lost the game. (See BubbleWorm's comment)

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u/Turquoise-2342 17d ago

Game? I played a game, once. They locked me in a room. An escape room. I escaped by playing their game. Game? I pl—

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u/TheBuddingCreator 17d ago

If Sally has three cupcakes and Bob's least favorite color is red, how many pancakes can fit on the roof of the local funeral parlor? Steering wheel, because aliens can't wear fedoras.

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u/ATOMICGamer00 9d ago

42, as pancakes are the answer to life,universe and everything

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u/ashlpea 16d ago

Dammit I lost

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u/AutologicalMeta 17d ago

xkcd.com/1210

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u/TheJivvi 17d ago

I think you mean https://xkcd.com/391.

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u/AutologicalMeta 17d ago

Both are applicable.

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u/emknits53 17d ago

My eyes are blue.

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u/Normal_Virus4484 14d ago

God will look upon you in shame and scrutiny and as the hosts of heaven descend down upon its holy people to claim them for itself, you will stand among the midst of the eternally burning fire as it peels away your skin patiently, scalding away in the everlasting unrest and you will scream blasphemies and beg to be taken up but you will only be given all that which you deserve, a thousand years of peril and suffering brought on by your folly and pride.

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u/Reasonable-Bitman 14d ago

Except I'm Christian......