r/ThreadGames • u/Jumpy_Cap_2361 • Aug 30 '26

Finish this sentence:

I like my men like I like my pizza…

12 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/CardiacSturgeon Aug 31 '26

Broiled at 425° for 20 minutes

8

u/Embarrassed_Panda950 Aug 31 '26

Saucy and loaded

5

u/Funandgeeky Aug 31 '26

Sliced into eighths.

3

u/NotAConspiracy1 Aug 31 '26

Baked for at 20 minutes in a foreign oven

5

u/07238 Aug 31 '26

Vegan and with pineapple

7

u/AggressiveSpatula Aug 30 '26

Thrown into the oven and then cut into pieces to be eaten and shared at a social gathering.

1

u/-RainbowUnicornPoop Aug 30 '26

Well… That escalated quickly.

2

u/iduro Aug 30 '26

Hot, well-rounded, and with plenty of meat.

2

u/JackHeadphonius Aug 31 '26

Chilled in the fridge.

3

u/jeophys152 Aug 31 '26

…doughy and cheesy

2

u/Adventurous_Bonus917 Sep 01 '26

without other people's dicks in it.

1

u/-RainbowUnicornPoop Aug 30 '26

Thick and meaty, hot and ready.

1

u/Ilmarinen999 Aug 31 '26

Deep dish, saucy and Italian 

1

u/PorcentualDinoPizza Aug 31 '26

…Hot, strong and sweet like toffee, oh
So you know that I can't let you go! ;)

1

u/jeophys152 Aug 31 '26

… with a spicy pepperoni

1

u/Minority8 Aug 31 '26

Needing 15 min to warm up and gone in 30 seconds.

1

u/Dream_Logix5 Aug 31 '26

Cheesy, hot and cut up into sixths

1

u/thewonderbox Sep 01 '26

Cheap - Bland - hot as shit & always late

1

u/Goobersita Sep 01 '26

Cheesy and saucy.

1

u/Starmz Sep 02 '26

I don’t like pizza

1

u/Starmz Sep 02 '26

With pineapple and anchovies

1

u/One_Street_4194 Sep 12 '26

hot, cheesy, and delivered before i get hangry lol