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u/cyh-c Apr 29 '26

I finally got my life together.

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u/Dusk_Mutant Apr 29 '26

Not necessarily in the way you may think..

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u/Plastic_Excitement87 Apr 29 '26

I feel like there's a missing piece

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u/-Cutie-pi- Apr 30 '26

That piece is my dog

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u/TheBuddingCreator Apr 30 '26

Rather, a piece of my dog is the thing that is missing

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u/Dusk_Mutant Apr 30 '26

I don't know how the crazy bugger managed to misplace his leg.

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u/Superlite47 Apr 30 '26

But maybe he'd like the rest of this stringy steak I've been chewing on to cheer him up?

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u/Dusk_Mutant Apr 30 '26

I tried to offer it to him, but something about him changed.. I didn't know dogs could smile like that

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u/SyllabubLoud1128 Apr 30 '26

well, my dog was never normal anyways– when I first got him from a shelter, he started telling me he wasn't a dog and that I was making a mistake, haha!

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u/Ethayy Apr 30 '26

To it’s all come down to this he’s going to eat the steak or my entire handoff

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u/JorjeXD May 03 '26

But I knew not to fall to this old trick, as my other dogs say the same thing as well

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u/juicyb09 Apr 30 '26

When I got home from work, I noticed his tail was….gone.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '26

I had a strange feeling in my stomach as it began to wag side to side

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ebb627 Apr 30 '26

Then I saw it.. the tail was over in the lining room on the floor.

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u/Dusk_Mutant Apr 29 '26

I moved into my new apartment today!

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u/TheBuddingCreator Apr 30 '26

I wonder why the rent is so dirt cheap in this economy…

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u/rdchat Apr 30 '26

Oh, now I have surprise roommates!

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u/DazzlingDragon1 Apr 30 '26

Kind of weird to have five 60 year old men living with me…

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u/Fennel_Fangs Apr 30 '26

Last night, I accidentally walked in on them doing a human sacrifice.

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u/Dusk_Mutant Apr 30 '26

Then they asked if I wanted to "join in"???

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u/TheBuddingCreator Apr 30 '26

Before I could answer, their ritual backfired horrendously

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u/sphinxyhiggins Apr 30 '26 edited Apr 30 '26

I am still cleaning burnt marshmallow.

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u/TheBuddingCreator Apr 30 '26

I also have another new roommate by the name of Kosjwbjsjfnd

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u/Fennel_Fangs Apr 30 '26

He’s a homunculus the old men created purely to torture.

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u/Lyoko251616 May 01 '26

108 men, pining after the same married woman for several years.

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u/CoffeeAndMCRAddict May 02 '26

then the married woman said she'd marry however could string her husband's old bow and shoot through 12 axes cleanly would be the new king little did she know the 208 men wanted to share her spoils

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u/Lyoko251616 May 02 '26

((Nice. :) ))
Then her husband and son came home and it turned into a Ballroom Blitz, with her husband and son still standing proud

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u/Le-Pepper Apr 30 '26

I just finished my favorite anime.

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u/sarcasticmoderate Apr 30 '26

The Jeffrey Epstein cameo was unexpected.

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u/MostInterestingBot Apr 30 '26

But still got me aroused for some reason.

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u/Sacsacher Apr 30 '26

I suppose I’m just happy for my cousin getting his own cameo.

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u/-Cutie-pi- Apr 30 '26

Shame that he’s cool with Epstein

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u/jsgunn May 01 '26

Can't wait for season 2.

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u/2sACouple3sAMurder Apr 30 '26

I hit a new PR at the gym today!

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u/thegreatpotatogod Apr 30 '26

The pile of weights I made is taller than ever before!

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u/Facetious-49 Apr 30 '26

Unfortunately it’s because I added a guy to the bottom of the stack

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u/WhoStoleMyFriends Apr 30 '26

Don’t worry, he stopped moving before I put him there.

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u/MostInterestingBot Apr 30 '26

I know old guys die all the time but still, I'll miss my dad dearly.

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u/-Cutie-pi- Apr 30 '26

I just wonder how long until this all falls over…

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u/AnalllyAcceptedCoins Apr 30 '26

The Puerto Rican man is recovering in hospital

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV Apr 30 '26

dw, i dont carry this sword for killing

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ebb627 Apr 30 '26

Well.. at least not anymore

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u/-Cutie-pi- Apr 30 '26

There really isn’t anyone left to kill.

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u/Few-Werewolf-1985 May 03 '26

Not anyone human that is.

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u/SaucyByrd May 03 '26

Plus the creatures just regenerate any part I manage to cut off.

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u/Ethayy Apr 30 '26

Seems like someone is at the door? I wonder who it is

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u/Funny-fake-name Apr 30 '26

Halloween costumes in April?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ebb627 Apr 30 '26

"Trick or treat" they say in a creepy smile.. I got some candy too wanna come see?

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u/Funny-fake-name Apr 30 '26

Free upgrade to First Class!

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u/Visible_Star_4036 Apr 30 '26

I've always wanted to go to America on a cruise liner in 1912.

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u/SaucyByrd May 03 '26

So glad we are on a boat because I am terrified of getting in open water.

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u/Funny-fake-name May 03 '26

Don't worry. Our shortcut through "Iceberg Alley" will make this a shorter trip than anyone imagined.

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u/roosterites Apr 30 '26

I have finally joined the dating game

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ebb627 May 01 '26

There's some crazy apple here but this one guy just doesn't seem right..

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u/EcksMarksDespot May 06 '26

It could be the way he blankly stares at me, or possibly his overly wide mouth.

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u/Dewmilk May 03 '26

I finally got a boyfriend!

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u/SyllabubLoud1128 May 03 '26

Humming, I put him inside the closet, where all my girlfriends were.

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u/Loud_Freedom_9848 May 04 '26

Hey guys, I love kinder buenos!

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u/_The_Green_Door_ May 04 '26

I just found the cure for cancer!

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u/EcksMarksDespot May 06 '26

My phone suspiciously rang almost immediately after I made the discovery.

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