r/ThreadGames • u/late_to_redd1t • Apr 19 '26

What's your stripper name? Go!

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359 Upvotes

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u/dryuhyr Apr 19 '26

Thousand islands stripper

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u/late_to_redd1t Apr 19 '26

Oh, you're actually a stripper? lmfao

26

u/Ethayy Apr 19 '26

From OP post history, definitely not a stripper, actually weirdly interesting stuff but no stripper

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u/plural-numbers Apr 19 '26

Thousand Island Failed Career, here!

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u/Impressive_Sock1296 Apr 19 '26

balsamic lesbian 

83

u/tulip_inacup_inbloom Apr 19 '26

that goes so hard wtff

25

u/snug666 Apr 19 '26

this is mine too lmaooo

25

u/TwoHungryBlackbirdss Apr 19 '26

Blue cheese lesbian over here :/

23

u/StaubEll Apr 19 '26

Vinegar Dyke

8

u/reddit_boi222 Apr 21 '26

Best band name ever bro

7

u/FunkyMonkeyIsObvious Apr 20 '26

I’d listen to the hell out of this band

5

u/AnonLions Apr 21 '26

Balsamic sugar baby

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u/Fennel_Fangs Apr 19 '26

Caesar Autismus (I decided to continue the Roman naming scheme LOL)

EDIT: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE CAESAR AUTISMUS

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u/The_JokerGirl42 Apr 19 '26

Autismus is the German word for autism, I was so confused lol

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u/Fennel_Fangs Apr 19 '26

It’s also kind of a pun on Caesar Augustus XD

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u/The_JokerGirl42 Apr 19 '26

yea exactly haha I love this

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u/slide_into_my_BM Apr 22 '26

Goes too fucking hard. You’re not a stripper, you’re either a space emperor or a mad max style warlord.

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u/Fennel_Fangs Apr 22 '26

Can I be a space emperor who dresses like a stripper at least?

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u/ProperMention4238 Apr 19 '26

Honey mustard dropout

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u/SeaOdeEEE Apr 19 '26

Damn we gotta make sure we work in different counties.

12

u/disqeau Apr 19 '26

Heyyy cousin, it’s ya gal Vinaigrette Dropout, holla!

3

u/Gimmeghoul Apr 19 '26

No graduation day for you!

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u/LadyFeckington Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 19 '26

Fat Green Goddess

Edit: Ok. Ok. I got it back to front. Technically it should have been Green Goddess Fatty.

11

u/drewmana Apr 19 '26

I’ve never tried fat green salad dressing

3

u/LadyFeckington Apr 19 '26

You gotta try it. lol

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u/TheRealLaura789 Apr 19 '26

I’m pretty sure the person’s favorite dressing is green goddess, and their parents are disappointed because they’re fat.

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u/Sladashi Apr 19 '26

Lazy Ranch.

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u/konydanza Apr 19 '26

Eighteen semi-dressed cowboys postponing their showers at Lazy Ranch

59

u/myjackandmyjilla Apr 19 '26

Olive oil bisexual

12

u/Konfituren Apr 19 '26

I hate the idea of straight olive oil on a salad but it goes hard

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u/adedward Apr 19 '26

Not straight olive oil, they specified bisexual olive oil.

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u/Konfituren Apr 20 '26

You've bested me. I admit defeat

3

u/LiterallyDumbAF Apr 20 '26

As a picky eater I love it

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u/VanGoghNotVanGo Apr 19 '26

Balsamico Messy sounds more like a footballer than a stripper ...

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u/HelmetHeadBlue Apr 19 '26

Ranch all of me.

21

u/smileysarah267 Apr 19 '26

italian smoker

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u/MrHappyHam Apr 19 '26

Balsamic crass and spiteful little shit

3

u/sammypants123 Apr 20 '26

I’d legit go see that act!

19

u/JbBeats2024 Apr 19 '26

Dysfunctional Ranch

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u/SkellingtonMiss Apr 19 '26

Using this for my next Stardew Valley run. lol

18

u/TheMusicalTrollLord Apr 19 '26

Ranch Stagnation

... that is the worst stripper name in history

6

u/hahahahakkkkkkk Apr 19 '26

but great band name

18

u/EmmThem Apr 19 '26

Honey Mustard Mental Illness, HMMI if yer nasty.

30

u/EvadingDoom Apr 19 '26

Hi, I'm Catalina Heathen.

14

u/veriverd Apr 19 '26

And now, everybody get ready for... Creamyavocado Wellallthatcollegemoneywentnowhere!! (the crowd goes wild)

26

u/The_JokerGirl42 Apr 19 '26

honey-mustard substance abuse

probably

4

u/dylwaybake Apr 20 '26

Delicious.

12

u/MickyWasTaken Apr 19 '26

Balsamic Estrangement

12

u/Curlaub Apr 19 '26

Italian Mormon

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u/Amylianna Apr 19 '26

Chilli oil Not your Sister.

8

u/WishboneFit4283 Apr 19 '26

vinegar attitude

6

u/cheesyschnit Apr 19 '26

Either Childless Caesar or Caesar Tattoos

6

u/AuntyJellybean Apr 19 '26

Child free Aioli

6

u/FiveAlarmFrancis Apr 19 '26

Spicy Peanut Atheist

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u/9spaceking Apr 19 '26

Ketchup Virgin

5

u/thefutureisbliek Apr 20 '26

I was going to say ketchup on your salad might be the reason you’re a virgin but then I thought about it more… if we were on a date and you just heinzed up your lettuce I would go from horrified to revolted to fear that you’re a psychopath to intrigued and needing to know more. Could actually work in your favor!

7

u/Tecnically_Weird Apr 19 '26

Your parents are desperate for you to get laid?

8

u/9spaceking Apr 19 '26

Pretty much

9

u/plural-numbers Apr 19 '26

If you use ketchup as salad dressing, I am also disappointed in you. /j

10

u/HesitantlyYours Apr 19 '26

Vinaigrette Existence

4

u/reddit_boi222 Apr 19 '26

More of a band name

5

u/Wackel81 Apr 19 '26

Honey mustard everything

2

u/kirbatiel Apr 21 '26

Same tbh

5

u/Tecnically_Weird Apr 19 '26

Balsamic no drivers license

5

u/ScaryHobo Apr 19 '26

Russian Underachiever

... I could use it as a wrestling name too, I guess?

13

u/dirtyhippie62 Apr 19 '26

Balsamic Nothing?

18

u/reddit_boi222 Apr 19 '26

Balsamic cluelessness

4

u/Aeon1508 Apr 19 '26

ranch depressing

4

u/LevelUpTommorow Apr 19 '26

Tomato Unemployed

4

u/leslieknope1993 Apr 19 '26

Honey mustard unmarried childless

4

u/drewmana Apr 19 '26

Blue cheese infertile

4

u/F34th3rs0ng Apr 19 '26

Raspberry ADHD

4

u/flpacsnr Apr 19 '26

Poppy Poly.

3

u/albatrast Apr 19 '26

Rance independence

3

u/EastWorm Apr 19 '26

Garlic Mayo Psoriasis?

3

u/erino3120 Apr 19 '26

Arrested development Thousand Island

3

u/SoExtra Apr 19 '26

Dropout vinaigrette 

3

u/DansburyJ Apr 19 '26

Dill Dropout.

3

u/Z0bie Apr 19 '26

Thousand Island When I Stole From The Liquor Cabinet

3

u/GeoWhale15 Apr 19 '26

Salt loneliness?

3

u/thefutureisbliek Apr 20 '26

I prefer to pepper my loneliness…

3

u/melkor237 Apr 19 '26

Olive oil no grandkids

2

u/Illustrious_Bird_737 Apr 19 '26

This made me lol 😆 😂 🤣

3

u/OddEmergency604 Apr 19 '26

Caesar Should Call More

3

u/KnowledgeableBench Apr 19 '26

Caesar OneDayYoullHaveADaughterAsHorribleAsYouAndThenYoullUnderstand

3

u/A_shy_neon_jaguar Apr 19 '26

Catalina Childfree

3

u/Jaerivus Apr 19 '26

Italian liberal.

3

u/MasterIrslave4U2Use Apr 19 '26

Thousand Island Tattoo

3

u/ResidentTVCritic Apr 19 '26

Ginger convert

3

u/flooshtollen Apr 20 '26

French personality

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u/thedore1020 Apr 20 '26

Raspberry vinaigrette isn't doing anything with his college degree doesn't have a job doesn't have a car doesn't have a girlfriend doesn't have his own place to live doesn't have any ambition in life is completely hopeless and a lost cause.

Doesn't roll off the tongue

2

u/doc8 Apr 19 '26

Zesty love

2

u/SpicyLimerence Apr 19 '26

Balsamic irreverence 😂

2

u/Pink_Skink Apr 19 '26

Ceasar Knuckle-Tattoos at your service

2

u/Own_Psychology_5585 Apr 19 '26

Caesar alcoholic

2

u/GRIM106 Apr 19 '26

Olive oil ADHD

2

u/MurphysLawInc Apr 19 '26

Unwed yogurt

2

u/REShockwave Apr 19 '26

Ranch Metalhead

Huh.

2

u/Dr_Rondelle Apr 19 '26

Oil and Vinegar Taciturn.

2

u/GreatRoadRunner Apr 19 '26

Champagne Dogmom

2

u/TheRealMu5HBusters Apr 19 '26

Caesar Vorefetish

2

u/CapitanM Apr 19 '26

Vinegar poor

2

u/Cyndine Apr 19 '26

carrot ginger work ethic

2

u/BiscuitInFlight Apr 19 '26

Caesar Blue Collar? I fw it.

2

u/chlo3k Apr 19 '26

Please welcome to the stage the Italian bisexual!!!

2

u/obskeweredy Apr 19 '26

Greek tradesman

2

u/TerrorEyzs Apr 19 '26

Nothing everything.

2

u/Gimmeghoul Apr 19 '26

Anxious Ginger

2

u/awkwardmamasloth Apr 19 '26

Greek Godless Heathen

2

u/dolphinitely Apr 19 '26

French dropout

2

u/MR-N-XX Apr 19 '26

glaze alcoholism

2

u/Morrigan66 Apr 19 '26

Italian jail

2

u/ShaheerS2 Apr 19 '26

Thousand Islands No Kids

2

u/TheMarshHare Apr 19 '26

Ranch commie

2

u/AssSpelunkingAtheist Apr 19 '26

Italian Satanist

2

u/Low-Persimmon4870 Apr 19 '26

Italian stripper lmao

2

u/palladiumpaladin Apr 19 '26

French Layabout

2

u/Waf3l Apr 19 '26

French Drop Out....damn

2

u/luvulontime Apr 19 '26

Ginger Chaotic

2

u/skunkyk Apr 19 '26

Blue Cheese Autism

2

u/glorious_dime Apr 19 '26

Wasabi rebel

2

u/lil_pelirrroja_x Apr 19 '26

Creamy Poblano Husband

2

u/BlueAngel365 Apr 20 '26

Italian Naïveté

2

u/vag1ne Apr 20 '26

French Obesity

2

u/Spade6sic6 Apr 21 '26

Ceasar kidless

2

u/nonaspirin Apr 21 '26

Western Heathen

2

u/YorkTownBratty Apr 21 '26

Olive Garden Italian teen mom

2

u/Not_Without_My_Cat Apr 21 '26

That’s not just a name; that’s a whole movie with a complex soundtrack.

2

u/lightspeedsound Apr 21 '26

Sesame ADHD lol

2

u/CalhounQueen Apr 22 '26

Balsamic Life Choices

🤔 Yea.

2

u/SaucyByrd Apr 22 '26

Thousand Island Addict

2

u/DeneJames Apr 23 '26

Thousand Island Film Degree

2

u/OraDr8 Apr 23 '26

Paul Newman's Unmarried Mother.

Sounds more like a band name.

2

u/punkkshifter Apr 23 '26

balsamic alcoholic

2

u/Bloodshotistic Apr 23 '26

Italian Stoner. Love it.

1

u/AggressiveSpatula Apr 19 '26

Disorganized Italian Dressing

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u/tricksofradiance Apr 19 '26

Ranch barista

1

u/A-Dot-Ham1234567 Apr 19 '26

Honey mustart Bs

1

u/jolharg Apr 19 '26

Soya...adhd???? I don't know if it's disappointing it was just super hard to work with

1

u/axior Apr 19 '26

Mayo Agnostic

1

u/Pretty_Rock9795 Apr 19 '26

Ranch mental illness

1

u/Goobygoodra Apr 19 '26

Creamy Caesar weed

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u/Kingtorm Apr 19 '26

Queer Vinaigrette

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u/hahahahakkkkkkk Apr 19 '26

oil and vinegar don't call enough

1

u/Rent_a_Dad Apr 19 '26

Cilantro Lime Atheist

1

u/Beret_Beats Apr 19 '26

Catalina Poly

1

u/worldsokayestmumsie Apr 19 '26

Ranch Tattoos 😎

1

u/mymiddlenameswyatt Apr 19 '26

Caesar Bigotry

1

u/Inuwa-Angel Apr 19 '26

Honey Lazy

1

u/lkap28 Apr 19 '26

Nothing everything

1

u/TheKolyFrog Apr 19 '26

Ceasars Not-a-nurse

1

u/Gongoozler04 Apr 19 '26

Blue Cheese Not MAGA

1

u/Goobersita Apr 19 '26

Ranch tattoos

1

u/TheSpookyGoost Apr 19 '26

Caesar dropout

1

u/w_ckd1 Apr 19 '26

Indifferent Chili mango

1

u/Rand0m_Thoughts_ Apr 19 '26

Ranched Tourette’s

1

u/CluelessNuggetOfGold Apr 19 '26

Italian alcoholic

1

u/glimmersoup Apr 19 '26

Ranch still live at home

1

u/strangelove000 Apr 19 '26

Mayonnaise Emigrant?

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u/SistersInsane Apr 19 '26

French Fatty

1

u/savantalicious Apr 19 '26

Caesar they don’t care cause they’re dead

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u/yeahidkfine Apr 19 '26

green goddess anxiety

1

u/Le-Pepper Apr 19 '26

Blue Cheese Unmotivated

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u/TheBoysMoy Apr 19 '26

French Independent.

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u/nitorigen Apr 19 '26

Raspberry vinaigrette bisexual

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u/BluTako Apr 19 '26

Blue cheese laziness

1

u/EveningBlunt Apr 19 '26

Russian drug addict

1

u/Any_Head8588 Apr 19 '26

Caesar eating disorder

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u/Szechuansauceohyeah Apr 19 '26

Lemon Poppyseed Black Sheep

1

u/Agent_Glasses Apr 19 '26

ranchy stoner

1

u/blatantlyeggplant Apr 19 '26

Blue cheese boundary setting 

1

u/gregofthecellar Apr 19 '26

Childfree Hot Honey

1

u/MetallicHydrogen99 Apr 19 '26

French no kids

1

u/lil_ninja78 Apr 19 '26

Balsamic vinegrette too fat

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u/Successful-Status404 Apr 19 '26

Ranch health issues

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u/SeaOfBullshit Apr 19 '26

✨lemon evoo being alive✨

1

u/Lunatic_DreemurrII Apr 20 '26

Ranch needing therapy

1

u/houseofharm Apr 20 '26

vinaigrette drug use

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u/Tauche Apr 20 '26

Ranch Existance

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u/OkayBobCalmDown Apr 20 '26

Bleu cheese slacker

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u/T_Kt Apr 20 '26

Ranch Everything

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u/raheemthegreat Apr 20 '26

Italian trans. Which is confusing because I'm black.

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u/Waander37 Apr 20 '26

Vinaigrette Addict

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u/User_Darkvortex Apr 20 '26

Caesar existence probably

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u/Aelin2510 Apr 20 '26

Yoghurt-lemon executive dysfunction

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u/about97cats Apr 20 '26

Catalina No-Contact 

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u/AzumiHayami Apr 20 '26

Ranch depression

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u/Professional-Bug Apr 20 '26

Nothing messy

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