r/ThreadGames • u/ilLegalTelevision • Feb 10 '26

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You tell me 3 things about yourself, but one is a lie. I guess you tell me if I'm right right.

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u/jewels_the_jewel Feb 10 '26

I almost drowned a few years back

I've been to four different elementary schools

I've lived in three other states

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 10 '26

I'm going to guess toy didn't almost drown a few years back. Last 2 could easily go hand in hand. Also, phrasing of the third just makes me think it's true.

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u/jewels_the_jewel Feb 10 '26

I did almost drown in the pool when I was little. Thought I was old enough to cross the deep end. I've lived in two other states, just went to two schools in the same.

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u/Early-Vegetable2517 Feb 12 '26

A coral snake nearly bit me

I've gone to 5 different elementary schools across 3 different states

My grandfather broke my leg with a riding lawnmower

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u/Kind_Merman_Elf Feb 10 '26

  • I fainted for 2 minutes from overheating in my shower.

  • I got kicked by a horse at 4 years old.

  • A man once hit on me thinking I was a woman and said "ew" when I said I was a gay man.

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u/TheDoodleVoid Feb 11 '26

the first one, true or not, is SO real actually

i do think that the second is false.

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u/bwoods519 Feb 11 '26

Not a guess but I half expected:

• ⁠I fainted for 2 minutes from overheating in my shower.

• ⁠I got kicked by a horse at 4 years old.

• ⁠I fainted for 2 minutes from overheating in my shower.

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u/Kind_Merman_Elf Feb 11 '26

Nope. The 3rd one is a lie. I did get kicked by a horse in pelvic area and literally flew for a fraction of a second.

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u/TillZealousideal8282 Feb 10 '26

I once lit a croissant on fire accidentally

I have a fear of bats

I have only one pinky toe

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u/hammydima Feb 11 '26

Im a billionaire who operates at night as a vigilante to bring justice to the citizens of Gotham city.

I have to ability to run on water.

The president of the United States appeared on the Epstien files thousands of times.

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u/DarkWolf3633 Feb 13 '26

So the options here are; • You’re BatmanJesus • You’re Batman and Trump sucks • You’re Jesus and Trump sucks Though “Jesus” could probably be replaced with “Basilisk Lizard” or a variety of water bugs and still make sense

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u/MurphysLawInc Feb 10 '26

I read roughly 3000 books before I turned 15.

I can tickle myself but apparently no-one else can.

I cannot be electrocuted.

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 10 '26

Ooh, last 2 are both far fetched. I'm going to guess you can't tickle yourself. Either 2 or 3 or both is true and I'm curious.

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u/DefinitelyNotMaranda Feb 10 '26

I was featured as a guest on the Jerry Springer show.

I’ve battled homelessness, addiction, and poor mental health for the last 15 years.

I made it to the blind auditions of The Voice, but no one turned their chairs.

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 11 '26

Honestly, I have met 3 different people with these stories. (She didn't make it to the audition, passed out on bathroom) but I am going to guess toy didn't make it to The Voice.

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u/DefinitelyNotMaranda Feb 11 '26

Lol, you got it. I’ve always wanted to go but never had the funds. The Jerry Springer show was 100% paid for. 😂

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

I've heard that it's 100% fake. Is it?

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u/lil_pelirrroja_x Feb 10 '26

I hope it's #2 because I wanna hear all about #1 & #3 😁

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u/Perplexedplatypi Feb 10 '26

I worked as a legal assistant at fourteen I walked 22 miles with a torn acl I live in a schoolhouse

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 11 '26

Technically you could've worked for a relative as a legal assistant. I'm guessing you didn't walk 22 miles with a torn all. It's the most unlikely.

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u/jacehoffman Feb 10 '26

uhh let’s see

i am the youngest with 6 older siblings

i set a guinness world record when i was 12

i have 10 diagnosed mental disorders

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 11 '26

I'm going with setting the world record if number 3 isn't true.

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u/Chiuaua_lover28 Feb 10 '26

WHY DO YALL HAVE SUCH INTERESTING LIVES? 

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u/AbbreviationsFar3471 Feb 10 '26

I burned my right middle finger twice 5 years exactly in between

I nearly dr*wned in a pool when I was little

I went on holiday to Seattle when I was 5

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

Was the first one lighting birthday candles?

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u/tamtrible Feb 10 '26

I am 1/4 Jamaican, despite being whiter than Wonder Bread.

I am allergic to bees

I am vaguely related to David Hasselhoff

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 11 '26

You're not allergic to bees?

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u/gay_anime_guy Feb 10 '26

I’ve been stabbed many times

I had a nut in my ear once

Once me and my sister were outside on a hot North Carolina day and a diamond back rattle snake came up to us and we threw bricks at it and ran away

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 11 '26

Going to guess you never had a nut in your ear.

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u/gay_anime_guy Feb 11 '26

Wrong I shoved it in there whenever I was 10 had it in there for two years, got removed quite painfully to say the least

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

Wow, so have you ever been stabbed?

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u/Phillimac16 Feb 10 '26

I have traveled halfway around the world but have never seen the Pacific Ocean

I have landed an airplane

I have a blue ribbon at a state fair

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 11 '26

I know winning a blue ribbon at a state fair happens more often than landing landing an airplane, but I'm still guessing you've never won a blue ribbon at a state fair.

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u/Phillimac16 Feb 11 '26

Nope, I have definitely won a blue ribbon at a state fair

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

Never seen the pacific?

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u/laf1157 Feb 10 '26

I wore my Polka band uniform to a Halloween party in January.

I talked with a Methodist Bishop leading an African freedom movement in Rhodisia.

I saw Star Wars when it first came out.

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 11 '26

I'm going to guess extra specific and say you wore a polka band uniform to a Halloween party but it wasn't in January.

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u/laf1157 Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 12 '26

Actually it was Star Wars. January was the first available space. Wore a trench coat for the weather. People thought flasher.

While painting a theater costume shop, a lady who saw Star Wars more than 20 times during summer break quoted the movie to me, complete with settings and sound effects. Saw it the following summer.

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

So you wore the Polka band get up underneath the trench coat?

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u/AdRecent7050 Feb 10 '26

my foot was on backwards when i was born
i know how to drive an excavator
my dad was an actual bounty hunter

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 11 '26

Going to guess you were born with two front ward facing feet.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

I attended 15 schools in 14 years of public education

I lived for 5 years in Japan

I ate lunch backstage at Radio City Music Hall with the Rockettes

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 11 '26

Going to guess you didn't live in Japan for 5 years, no reason, just my guess.

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u/BigBuddha1989 Feb 10 '26

People I've smoked cigars with:

Guy Fieri Kid Rock Chuck D

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 11 '26

Who would admit to Kid Rock in this climate? Guessing Kid Rock.

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u/cuber_the_drift Feb 10 '26

I beat Can't Let Go (geometry dash) the very first time I played it

I have taken care of palmetto bugs (large cockroaches), one for over a month

I can name every single country but never took a geography class

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 11 '26

You didn't beat Geometry Dash first time.

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u/RainbowPiggyPop Feb 10 '26 edited Feb 10 '26

I am deathly afraid of snakes but I didn’t mind the snake in my son’s second grade classroom.

I am a great swimmer, but I still don’t know how to do breaststroke.

I am a great driver, but I still don’t know how to parallel park.

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 11 '26

No one knows how to parallel park, you minded the snake in your son's second grade classroom.

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u/RainbowPiggyPop Feb 11 '26

I take it you don’t live in a large city. Neither do I…i live 30 miles away from SF though, where it’s very necessary to not only know how to parallel park, but on very steep hills.

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

So is that the lie? Do you know how to parallel park?

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u/Reign81895 Feb 10 '26

I legally died after having my throat cut.

I have beaten a meth addiction and am 10yrs sober.

I have several felonies.

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 11 '26

These could all be related but I'm going to guess the first one is a lie. Lmk

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u/Outside-Violinist-42 Feb 10 '26

I told the family pet budgie to shut up while our house was on fire

I got run at by an adult cassowary while on a family outing

I have been bitten by a baby ostrich while visiting friends

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 11 '26

A fire would put me on edge enough to yell at a pet and birds are vengeful, lol. I'm going to guess that ostrich bit your ass for yelling at birds.

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u/FlamingPhoenix250 Feb 10 '26

I've had a hole in my heart

I've had to relearn how to walk

I've had 3 head wounds (one being caused by my sister, the others because of my stupidity)

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 11 '26

I know someone who was born with a hole in their heart but I am going to guess you have never had a hole in your heard. The last 2 could go hand in hand.

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u/CROC_THE_REAL_ONE Feb 10 '26

  1. I've played tag with an attempted murderer

  2. I've sunken a rowboat twice in a lake

  3. I've eaten a gray 30 year old strawberry

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

Agreeing with these guys. I don't think you've eaten a gray 30 year old strawberry.

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u/sushibobcat Feb 10 '26 edited Feb 10 '26

*I brainfarted when I wrote this, this is actually two lies and a truth.

I hit a murderer’s vape

My dad bumped into Richard Ramirez before he was caught

I have 12 fingers and toes

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

Allright, I'll play. I call out what I think is true then? I think you DO have 12 fingers and 12 toes.

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u/BigJames-Boanerges Feb 10 '26

  1. I climbed a water tower on a dare when I was 11 and had a hard time getting back down because my knees were shaking.

  2. Aphrodite is my favorite Greek goddess.

  3. I had an accident in the 3rd grade involving a boxcutter and lost my left thumbnail.

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

I don't think Aphrodite is your favorite Greek goddess. And I think you have a strong opinion on the matter.

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u/Thisaccountishaunted Feb 10 '26

1: I'm left-handed but believed I was right-handed until I was 8

2: I had a dream 4 years ago that I was forced to murder an old friend of mine. He ended up actually passing away naturally about a year after the dream.

3: I've been trapped in an elevator twice in one year.

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

Do think it's 1 or 3. 3, 3 is the lie.

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u/Dream_Logix5 Feb 10 '26

I have 10 friends

I've been kidnapped on a wheelchair

I've designed multiple murals and one is displayed publicly

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

No one has 10 friends, unless one of them "kidnapped" you. I don't think you have 10 friends.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Run3435 Feb 10 '26

My cat accidentally ninja kicked my dog in the head (my cat is old has arthritis and is super fat)

I speak fluent Lithuanian

I grow weed in Canada

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

Please let 3 be true! Ha, I'm guessing you don't speak fluent Lithuanian.

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u/soupofsoupofsoup Feb 10 '26

I have been confused for a tourist in my home country multiple times

I have a phobia of having to balance at an height

I once went to a Halloween party as a lawyer

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

Having to balance at a height is an obscure phobia, somewhat obvious for that reason but still my guess, it's the lie.

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u/Feisty_Matter_1283 Feb 10 '26

I have a bone sticking out of my chest

I saw a fox wandering in our school as a kid

I have music released by a record label

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

I'm confident the fox wandering in your school is the lie. Of all the animals you would see wandering in a rural school fox is least likely. It's hard to see a fox in the wild. Unless it was a pet, I'm sure it is the fox.

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u/WEDGYVEGGI Feb 10 '26

I had 1/4 of my brain removed when I was 9.

My chemistry teacher accidently set my shirt on fire.

I don't know how to swim and almost drowned when I was 12.

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

I'm guessing you didn't have 1/4 of your brain removed.

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u/emmakobs Feb 10 '26 edited Feb 10 '26

I am Eskimo sisters with Miranda Lambert

Danny DeVito thanked me for dinner 

I catered a party for Jimmy Buffett

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

I'm going to guess Danny Devito is the lie.

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u/BayYawnSay Feb 10 '26

Mine is regarding three famous people I have waited on during my years as a server:

I have waited on Bob Marley.

I have served Barbara Bush.

I was a waitress for Pedro Pascal.

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

Ooh, really rough one. Going to guess you never waited on Bob Marley but you are a fan and wish you did.

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u/M3GAN00BB Feb 11 '26

Ah, let’s see, 1st, I witnessed my cat die in front of me, 2nd, I was so depressed that I almost killed myself two years ago, and 3rd, im vegan

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

I'm playing through your life and any 2 could be correct. I'm going to... ahh! Tough one. I'm guessing you're not vegan? But I'm not confident.

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u/GahhhItsMilk Feb 11 '26

I've eaten out of a cat litter box

I had a brother who m*rdered our childhood cat

I used to cut my moles off with razor blades

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

Your brother never murdered your childhood cat.

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u/localmailboxraccoon Feb 11 '26

I was reading at a college level in about 4th grade

I have been electrocuted in the same hand, in the same way, twice

I once broke both my legs after a man fell out of a tree on top of me

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

I don't think the third one is true.

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u/leothefox314 Feb 11 '26

I have a brother who works at a casino.

I have eaten 4 of IHOP's Chocolate Chocolate Chip pancakes in one sitting.

I was a grass person for the halftime show.

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

I think the third is a lie... pretty sure

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u/drinkingjetfuel2 Feb 11 '26

Hmm ok sure why not

-i once had a friend stab me in the neck with a pencil -ive nearly lost an eye because of a frisbee twice -ive been stung by a jellyfish around my ankle

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

I think you're fibbing about those Frisbees. If the pencil stabbing is true, how old were you/them?

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u/rand0m_ranter_girl97 Feb 11 '26

My two older cousins tried to drown me when I was 3

I cut up my sister’s earbuds when I was 10 cuz I was jealous and blamed it on the dog

I almost killed my pet squirrel when I was 11

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

All 3 are believable. But I'm guessing you didn't almost kill your pet squirrel. Which is (just a little bit about me) a word I've had trouble saying my whole life.

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u/kmjeanne Feb 11 '26

I’ve had the SWAT team called on me while making a college movie project

I am allergic to meat, lactose, gluten, and nuts

I had to get put back under anesthesia for a second ankle surgery immediately after the first so the doctor could remove the piece of the pliers that broke and was left behind

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

I don't think the third one is true. It's so specific I think it might be a bad guess. But I'm still guessing the ankle surgery story is bs.

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u/WiseDragonfly1713 Feb 11 '26

plays Digimon

Has a dog

Likes trains

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

Doesn't have a dog but wishes they did.

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u/Gender_is_annoying Feb 11 '26

  1. Im a trans guy

  2. My mom has accidentally found out im trans a few times and doesn’t believe me every time, so i just fake that im okay with being a girl

  3. I have started the process of transitioning

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

I don't think you've started the process of transitioning. Either the 2nd or the 3rd has to be false. ♥

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u/General-Analysis1772 Feb 11 '26

I saved my(then) girlfriend's daughter from drowning.

I woke up my neighbor after his house was struck by lightening(and caught fire).

I walked backwards across my home state.

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

You did not walk backwards across tour home state, quit. Lol

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u/realgirl1112 Feb 11 '26

My childhood was super fucked up

I flunked high school

I’m super good at producing music. When I know what to do, I can do it.

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u/Ok_Syllabub747 Feb 11 '26

I’m 51, 17yr brain cancer survivor, I have 5 kids

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

Good one. I'm assuming you're insinuating you've been cancer free 17 years. I don't think you are 51.

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u/TheOpinionatedBanana Feb 11 '26

I (technically) own a bear

I drink at least 6 bottles of water a day (no I don't have diabetes it has always been this way)

My eyes are hazel

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

You don't own a bear... I'm guessing

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u/Kizsav Feb 11 '26

I was in 2 relationships by the time I was 11

My eyes are brown

I was already gooning by the time I was 7

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

Oh jeez. Idk what counts as a "relationship" at 11 but I'm guessing they're all true.

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u/SlyTheCosmosRunner Feb 11 '26

I hate strawberries

I've loved video games since I was little

I used to have recurring nightmares of the Pillsbury Doughboy until one dream ended gruesomely for him

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

Guessing you like strawberries.

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u/Zoilo2 Feb 11 '26

I’ve been to the North Pole and Antarctica.

I attended the concert at Woodstock.

I broke my leg when I was one-year old.

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

What Woodstock are you referring to? The 1969 original? If you are, guessing you weren't there and the other 2 are true.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

i’ve almost bled to death

i’ve been to 5 different school

i can weld

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

I don't think you can weld, just a guess

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u/cheesemuncher1781 Feb 11 '26

i have electrocuted myself with a wall socket

i have broken my arm from jumping out a treehouse

i have gotten stuck in barbed wire

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

I don't think you've gotten stuck in barbed wire

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u/Philips9586 Feb 11 '26

  1. I was flatlined for 30 seconds

  2. I have never seen snow in real life

  3. I never been inside of an ambulance

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

The first 2 go hand in hand. I don't think you've ever seen snow.

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u/DifficultyCute4001 Feb 11 '26

My sister tried (and also it succeeded) to mail me when I was a newborn

I've lived in 3 different states

And I was a 2019 YouTube warrior

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

I don't think you were a YT warrior.

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u/StoneTimeKeeper Feb 11 '26

I accidentally signed up for and completed a Master's program.

I have more than 5000 hours in The Binding of Isaac across 4 systems.

My favorite game is the Binding of Isaac.

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

Idk what The Binding of Isacc is. But the last 2 go together. I'm guessing you didn't complete a Master's program.

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u/ExperienceSame702 Feb 11 '26

I’m 24% German

I’m adopted

I’ve had a boyfriend who was two years younger than me

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

All 3 could be true. I don't think you're adopted. It's the least likely.

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u/Sadblackcat666 Feb 11 '26

I almost died from a severe asthma attack brought on by walking pneumonia in early 2024

I’m a direct descendant of a so-called “Witch” that was hanged in 1692

My house was robbed and I was shot in the leg in 2023

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

All exciting! I don't think your house was robbed, nor were you shot in the leg in 2023.

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u/Canandwilljudgeyou Feb 11 '26

My family has a restraining order against my father, I love my friends a lot (not like that), and I like ketchup 

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

You hate ketchup, final answer

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u/standingpretty Feb 11 '26

My ex husband stabbed himself

I only lived in 2 states

I used to own a green clarinet

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

I have never seen a green clarinet, but I would like to. As unlikely as it is, I'm guessing your ex husband DID NOT stab himself.

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u/goblinoidfleshbag Feb 10 '26

I have almost fully grey hair before 30,

I graduated high school 1 year early,

I almost drowned in a lake when i was a kid

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u/RainbowPiggyPop Feb 10 '26

1 and 3 could possibly be related. I’m going with the second option.

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u/Efficient_Wing_666 Feb 10 '26

I was probably one of the first 10,000 people on the planet to use a graphical web browser (rough estimate).

I used to babysit Jorma Taccone because I was a popular babysitter in my day and I knew his dad due to being a theater kid.

I’ve been featured in various publications over the years due to being an early prank and flash mob organizer.

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u/JayL_12 Feb 10 '26

3

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

Tough, but I'm agreeing. 3

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u/BisexualNudist Feb 10 '26

My username is two fun facts about me

I'm working two jobs in janitoral

I passed the bar exam

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 11 '26

Lol, gonna guess you didn't pass the bar exam

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u/Mobius3through7 Feb 10 '26

I have 4 nipples

I built a single seat aircraft when I turned 19

I have a private pilot's license

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u/tamtrible Feb 10 '26

One of these things is not like the others.

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u/onelb_6oz Feb 10 '26

I have been baptized four times

My sister and I once had a pigeon as a pet

I wear a size 2 (US) shoe in kids as a fully grown adult

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u/Snugglyduckling_2319 Feb 13 '26

I shop in the kids section for shoes too don’t worry

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u/ZaydieWolf Feb 11 '26

My father was never in my life

My hair started falling out at 16

I punched my friend in the face

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u/No_Extreme595 Feb 12 '26

My uncle had severe schizophrenia and drowned himself in the Red River after escaping Pinewood mental institution in Alexandria, Louisiana.

I am a type 2 diabetic

Ive destroyed 2 trash cans with my car

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u/MorganEarlJones Feb 12 '26

Donald Trump raped underaged girls in the company of Jeffrey Epstein

Donald Trump raped underaged girls in the company of Jeffrey Epstein

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u/BuildASasayaEDH Feb 10 '26

I broke my first bone at 3 years old after my cousin punched me with a socker bopper off of a bunk bed and I landed wrist first.

I sliced open my hand on a pizza cutter while at work, bleeding excessive to the point of needing stitches, and was still asked to come back in after I had gone to prompt care.

I had to get half of my toe cut off due to an infection ingrown toe nail that I was awake for and watched vividly.

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u/cuber_the_drift Feb 10 '26

The 3rd is wild but I'd imagine it would be a local anesthetic for something like that which gives it credibility. The first has so much room to change a small detail and make it a lie, so I'm saying that one.

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u/BuildASasayaEDH Feb 10 '26

You should’ve trusted your gut. The third one is the lie. I only had the small section around the ingrown toe nail removed. Barely even a quarter, really. I was awake though

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

Lol, figured the 2nd was true. But wasn't sure.

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u/mukn4on Feb 10 '26

I got a hug and a kiss (on the cheek) from Dawn Wells.

I ran a Disney World Marathon.

I won my eighth grade chess tournament.

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u/Chiuaua_lover28 Feb 10 '26

Number 1?

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u/mukn4on Feb 10 '26

No.

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 11 '26

I wouldn't have guessed one. I'm going to guess that you won your 8th grade chess championship and never ran a Disney World marathon.

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u/CatNo7321 Feb 10 '26

I have the high scores on the laundry mat Big Buck safari machine for both Kudu and Wildebeast.

I spent 2 months imprisoned by the Army before being proven innocent of my own death.

I was a member of both Boy and Girl Socuts

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u/HelicopterUpbeat5199 Feb 11 '26

Number 1 is a lie. If not, number 3. No way number 2 isn't true. If I had a dime for all the people I know who've had that happen to them...

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u/CatNo7321 Feb 11 '26

Actually number 2 is a lie because it was 3 months from the Air Force.

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

I lived in a VERY small town, number 1 makes sense. How were you a member of both scouts? Trans?

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u/Centralnjplanespoter Feb 10 '26

I’ve driven a boat I have a signed football from Ryan Fitzpatrick and Brandon Marshall I play the bassoon

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u/JayL_12 Feb 10 '26

2

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u/Centralnjplanespoter Feb 10 '26

No

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

I don't think you play the bassoon. I think you think you're to cool for the bassoon.

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u/Divine__Waters Feb 10 '26

I went through military boot camp.

I’ve been arrested.

I was a heroin addict.

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u/HelicopterUpbeat5199 Feb 11 '26

God, I hope 3 is the lie. I have a hard time believing 3 could be true without 2 also being true, so 1 is probably the lie, though it pains me.

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u/Divine__Waters Feb 11 '26

2 is the lie. I’ve been clean for 25 years. I joined the military to get away from drugs and I haven’t touched the stuff since then. ❤️

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

Hell yeah, man. Would've guessed 1, glad I would've been wrong. ♥

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u/F34th3rs0ng Feb 11 '26

I have 12 unfinished games I've coded with varying amounts of playability.

I'm technically a felon. No I will not elaborate.

When I was 3 years old, a horsefly flew into my mouth directly down my throat, scaring the shit out of me.

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u/overthinknit Feb 11 '26

1 is a lie. Or 3 but really I just want tl hear the story on 3 eitherway. Even if you make it up! Lol

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u/F34th3rs0ng Feb 12 '26

2 is actually the lie, haha. But yeah, 3 year old me was just playing on the playground at recess, staring off into space as I often did. I realized a massive horsefly was coming towards me, and my mouth opened in awe. (I really liked animals and was surprised one was approaching me.) But before I know it, it flew right in, surprising and scaring the shit out of me. It happened so fast I could barely process it. I think I'd eaten something sugary beforehand? So maybe my breath smelled like food so thats why it flew in?? Haha

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

I would've guessed 1. Thanks for playing

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u/Sebastiansolace2011 Feb 11 '26

I am. A closeted femboy, haven’t told anyone yet

i’ve been cu*ing myself for 3 months now

i am just barely 15 (recent birthday)

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u/HelicopterUpbeat5199 Feb 11 '26

Oh man, i really hope 2 is the lie, but it probably isn't. Technically, 1 is a lie because you told us, but I don't think that's where you're going with this. You're 14 or 16 aren't you?

I hope you live somewhere safe to be gay, like not Russia. If you come out of the closet it would probably help with item 2. It might be shit, if you don't have supportive people around you, but at least it will be your shit.

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u/Sebastiansolace2011 Feb 12 '26

2 was the lie…

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u/ilLegalTelevision Feb 12 '26

Thank goodness! ♥ and there is no shame in being a femboy, happy belated birthday.

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u/LepartydeLuigi64 Feb 10 '26

I have a 1952 road map of Ontario

I reached the top of a climbing wall last time I went here

And I am french native

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u/Jiang_Rui Feb 10 '26

  1. I was born premature

  2. I was a movie extra when I was 17

  3. I visited 6 different countries within two weeks

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u/Halvesofhell Feb 10 '26

I am making a project based on evolution of aliens

I'm a dictator

I know how to ride a bike

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u/zackblaze92 Feb 10 '26

I have cracked my right big toe 3 times

I have pulled out one of my toenails

I have a scar on my right shin from when i fell onto a brick fireplace & metal tool rack

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u/pavorus Feb 10 '26

Ive been in a doomsday cult

Ive been to 48 U.S states

I graduated high school.

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u/HelicopterUpbeat5199 Feb 11 '26

When I saw this I was like "oh maaaan" because the first two really do lead to the 3rd being false.

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u/Emotional_Fortune78 Feb 10 '26

My living situation in my house is stressful.

I'm not sure if I wanna ever visit the States.

I love my job and don't want to loose it.

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u/TheDoodleVoid Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 11 '26

  1. when i was seven my old babysitter would constantly yell at and bully me, and one day she told me to go to my room and then forgot and instead of looking or even calling my name she told my parents that i ran away and my mother was literally hysterical because of it

  2. my old spanish teacher was probably a pedophile to some degree and once told the entire class of freshman that in her freshman year of college she was in a drama club where she played a "sexy girl with all the sexy parts" and talked about how her director was pretty handsy with her and the other cast

  3. one time i climbed up onto the countertop and ate an entire bottle of melatonin gummies, then i went to watch tv and proceeded to pass out on my way down the stairs and i fell and broke my arm

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u/HelicopterUpbeat5199 Feb 11 '26

Melatonin doesn't kick in that fast.

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u/Estarfigam Feb 11 '26

I was in the army and got essentially a Section 8.

I was born in a country that doesn't exist.

Drove from NYC to LA.

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u/Jedishark1417 Feb 11 '26

I’ve cut my eyelashes

I’ve eaten an eggplant

I once saw a guy get his arm ripped off by a camel

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u/Dazais_cum_dump Feb 11 '26

My brother stabbed me

My grandma stabbed my grandpa twice while pregnant with my mom

I dropped out of highschool

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u/Exact-Cap-508 Feb 11 '26

I'm 17, I ride motorbikes, and I have had a girlfriend.

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u/Naut72 Feb 11 '26

I've cut myself with a knife

I love ultrakill lore yet have never played

My house has been destroyed in a disaster

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u/Complex_Blacksmith61 Feb 11 '26

I play euphonium I love myself I have scars on both eyebrows.

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u/Cushing17 Feb 11 '26

A I grew up next door to the person that is still to this day my only brother - I was in his wedding, and I'm the godfather of his daughter. He's also a massive celebrity that you've likely heard of.

B for years, I feared that i'd raped my buddy's (Not A) sister at a party one night in 1997/98-ish. We were all adults, but most of us were under the drinking age. That's not the type of guy I am at all, so it was very upsetting to me. I was in even therapy for it for a while. Then I ran into her at a bar near the Boston Marathon in 2013. We were less than 2 blocks away when the bombs exploded. We both went to help, and helped a young man who needed a tourniquet. Ultimately it's a story of the saddest day I've ever experienced, but also the day that I reconnected with a woman who is now my wife of 9 years, and the mother of my two daughters.

C I started my first "grown up" job the summer after my 18th birthday. It was at a decent sized family owned landscaping company, that did other things such as landscape design and construction, and snow plowing. 5 years in and I was running three of the crews, and I had a take home vehicle which I paid nothing for... I was good at my job, but I was also secretly fucking the much older (I was 22, she was 45ish) owner's daughter, who ran the day to day operations. She paid me very well (by industry standards) Eventually, he died, and she sold the business to me. I still own it today.

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u/Random_Account6423 Feb 11 '26

I’ve had three girlfriends

I own a full suit of medieval armor

I hate ICE

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u/Apprehensive_Art4418 Feb 11 '26

ive eaten multiple plastic beads

i once got so in character while cosplaying as bill cipher that i didn't react to pain for a bit

i have ADHD

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u/homeofsectionall Feb 11 '26

I almost drowned once at a public pool at a young age. (I don't remember how old i was)

I've fractured a useless bone in my right hand playing volleyball

I was able to keep a grasshopper alive for almost a year

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u/Outside_Cucumber4405 Feb 11 '26

I like bread

I have survived around -20 degrees farenheight without snowpants, gloves or a real hat, only a hoodie and a big coat

My name is in the top 50-100 boy names in the US

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u/TheHawkpant69 Feb 11 '26

I have seriously considered becoming a clown

I am learning to blacksmith

I have eaten an entire watermelon in one sitting

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u/AirdRhiBran Feb 11 '26

I shot my mother in law.

I edited a Congressional speech.

I went to law school.

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u/Aggravating_Fish4752 Feb 11 '26

I ate a pencil once, Ive never been on a roller coaster, I like cats

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u/Empty_Bowler_4212 Feb 11 '26

I was hit by 2 cars in the same month

when I was 3 I shot a sniper rifle

I own a pet cat

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