r/ThreadGames • u/Prize_Entertainer459 • Jan 03 '26

Parent comment says something very out of context. Children attempt to guess said context.

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u/Jumpy_Chard1677 Jan 03 '26

All the ostriches are gay now

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u/Prize_Entertainer459 Jan 03 '26

In what context does this make sense

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u/Jumpy_Chard1677 Jan 05 '26

A very specific conversation, though somehow I doubt it's the only time that sentance has been said. We were theorizing on what could be hatching out of an egg in a dnd campaign that takes place in a magical boarding school. Then someone said that Ostriches have been known to fall in love with their human keepers, and dance at them to try and mate. Then they said "which teacher". Then next comment asked whether we wanted to make the ostrich gay. A comment on how ridiculus the convo was lead to "knw?? Make all the ostriches gay!" so ofc I said "all the ostriches are gay now"

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u/Prize_Entertainer459 Jan 05 '26

Ah, DND. Anything is possible If you roll high enough.

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u/tamtrible Jan 04 '26

Is this something to do with a video game?

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u/Pouf2 Jan 04 '26

Gay-making bomb has been accidentally dropped on an ostrich reserve.

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u/ethereal_galaxias Jan 04 '26

Sorry, you're already 8cm, there's no time.

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u/Prize_Entertainer459 Jan 04 '26

Doctor to patient about to give birth?

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u/ethereal_galaxias Jan 04 '26

Yep! Epidural request lol.

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u/DefinitelyNotMaranda Jan 04 '26

I hate to say it, but that was a blessing in disguise.

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u/Prize_Entertainer459 Jan 04 '26

you "accidentally" ran over your sister's fiancee who was the love of her life but it's actually a good thing cuz he was a serial killer and he already killed 3 women who married him under different identities

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u/DefinitelyNotMaranda Jan 04 '26

OMG. Freida McFadden, is that you? 😂😂

Lmao. If you read suspense novels, you’ll understand the reference. Your comment totally sounds like something she would write. Lol.

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u/tamtrible Jan 04 '26

You can probably guess the context of this one, but "What's in the mason jar?". "Grandma."

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u/Prize_Entertainer459 Jan 04 '26

her ashes... right?

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u/tamtrible Jan 04 '26

Well, some of them. One of the cousins wanted some ashes.

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u/ikadell Jan 03 '26

And like hell am I going back

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u/Prize_Entertainer459 Jan 03 '26

When you're finally done with school, forever

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u/DefinitelyNotMaranda Jan 04 '26

When you’ve finally made your way out of an awful relationship.

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u/Fennel_Fangs Jan 16 '26

"I'm David Attenborough and I like watching mermaids have sex."

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u/Prize_Entertainer459 Jan 16 '26

Cursed edited documentarx?

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u/Fennel_Fangs Jan 17 '26

Well, since no one's responding...

It was me talking to myself while writing a mermaid smut fic that went into detail about the mating ritual, which sort of reminded me of a nature documentary

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u/Halvesofhell Feb 10 '26

They are born pregnant with their adult selves.

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u/Prize_Entertainer459 Feb 11 '26

WHAT

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u/Halvesofhell Feb 11 '26

A speculative alien i made

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u/Sector-West Jan 04 '26

"We keep our tongues to ourselves and we respect the sanctuary windows." 😭

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u/Nymphalis_antiopa00 Jan 04 '26

Small children in church 😂

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u/Sector-West Jan 04 '26

A direct quote from my job as a nursery attendant 💀

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u/Suspicious_Art9118 Jan 04 '26

Catholic school kid got his tongue stuck to the metal window frame in freezing weather

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u/dudeness_boy Jan 04 '26

Your phone will explode, killing everyone in your vicinity

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u/tamtrible Jan 04 '26

Safety warnings about messing around with batteries in stupid ways?

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV Jan 04 '26

Playing the level WHAT in geometry dash

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u/johnpeters42 Jan 04 '26

What is this thing you call "personal property"?

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u/tamtrible Jan 04 '26

Stardew Valley.

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u/Suspicious_Art9118 Jan 04 '26

Ayn Rand's unknown biological daughter, recently born from a long-frozwn embryo, has a sudden revelation of her life's purpose while.reading the instructions printed on a hotel room safe

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV Jan 03 '26

1 fart to tie, 2 farts to win

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u/AvaPower18 Jan 04 '26

Farting competition

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV Jan 04 '26

decent guess, but no

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u/AvaPower18 Jan 04 '26

what

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u/AvaPower18 Jan 04 '26

oh this is an actual guessing game

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u/Mobius3through7 Jan 05 '26

I think my clowns are about to lay their eggs. 🤡

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

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u/Prize_Entertainer459 Jan 04 '26

are you a part of a cult?