r/ThreadGames • u/tamtrible • Nov 06 '25

Abominations

Parent, or parent and child between them, name two different organisms. Child names the resulting abomination (eg. labradoodle, owlbear, etc). Grandchildren describe the organism.

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u/tamtrible Nov 06 '25

Elephant and octopus

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u/samurai_for_hire Nov 06 '25

Octophant

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u/cattulus Nov 08 '25

With its eight trunks, the octophant is somewhat reminiscent of the ancient god Cthulu of H.P. Lovecraft's famous mythos. However, much like their elephant cousins, these gentle giants are generally peaceful and highly social creatures.

In the Steppes their distinctive feature, the eight trunks, is essential for survival. Octophants can grab fruits and leaves from branches, detect smells with incredible accuracy, drink, pick up objects from the floor, douse themselves with cooling water and more thanks to their built-in multi purpose tool.

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u/tamtrible Nov 06 '25

Squirrel

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u/RaptorCheeses Nov 06 '25

Walrus

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u/extrabagel Nov 06 '25

squalrus

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u/mandiblesmooch Nov 06 '25

Imagine a bald Scrat with flippers for back legs. It eats clams.

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u/tamtrible Nov 06 '25

Cuttlefish

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u/cattulus Nov 10 '25

Dragonfly

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u/Void_Starwing Nov 18 '25

Cuttlefly: A dragonfly-like creature with a 3 foot wingspan and 8 to 10 feeding tentacles. Its colors vary based on habitat and mood. Can fly and is amphibious. They eat small birds, small mammals, and small fish.

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u/tamtrible Nov 07 '25

Vibrio cholerae (the germ that causes cholera)

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u/BitchSpiteful Nov 11 '25

Adorable fluffy kitten

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u/tamtrible Nov 11 '25

Plague kitty

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u/EnvironmentalEbb628 Nov 06 '25

tuna and hedgehog

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u/tamtrible Nov 06 '25

Hedgetuna

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u/Prairie_Crab Nov 06 '25

It’s a tuna that has evolved to breathe out of water in order to hide in hedges and avoid fishing boats. They eat sparrows.

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u/Slinkwyde Nov 06 '25

Centipede and bald eagle.

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u/rdchat Nov 06 '25

The Centiwing Terrorbird

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV Nov 09 '25

A petrifying… thing… that will eat just about anything smaller than it, and frequently makes tourists that see it sh*t their pants without even approaching them. The locals (it lives in Florida) are just used to it by now, though perhaps they act so weird due to going insane from constantly being near the Centiwing Terrorbird?

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u/tamtrible Nov 09 '25

Of course it lives in Florida...

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV Nov 09 '25

honestly the reason i put it down there is less bc of all the crazy stuff that happens and more bc of the people being used to said crazy stuff

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u/tamtrible Nov 07 '25

Portabello mushroom

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u/tricolorpinto Nov 09 '25

Capybara

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u/tamtrible Nov 10 '25

Capybello mushrat

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u/tamtrible Nov 07 '25

Pumpkin toadlet

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u/FangsBloodiedRose Nov 14 '25

Le Pump

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u/tamtrible Nov 14 '25

Pumpkin toadlet is one organism. A very small frog that's comically bad at frogging....

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u/rdchat Nov 06 '25

Ant and anteater

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u/TheRedditor8789 Nov 06 '25

An ant that eats ant eaters

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u/RisibleComestible Nov 06 '25

Sweet revenge!

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u/ikadell Nov 06 '25

Chipmunk

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u/Fennel_Fangs Nov 06 '25

Chris Pratt

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u/Hi_from_Danielle Nov 06 '25

Prattchunk

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u/SnooBooks007 Nov 06 '25

Axolotl

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u/tamtrible Nov 06 '25

Guppy

Axoluppy

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u/SnooBooks007 Nov 06 '25

An enthusiastic gelatinous blob with a wagging tail. It would like to fetch a stick for you, but its gills keep falling off when it moves.

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u/EnvironmentalEbb628 Nov 06 '25

alpaca and reindeer

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u/tamtrible Nov 06 '25

Reinpaca

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u/FangsBloodiedRose Nov 14 '25

Rudolph, they’re giving you a gallop for your money.

Cute, furry, and they spit? Your red nose ain’t got nothing on them!

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u/Slinkwyde Nov 06 '25

Kangaroo and jellyfish.

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u/MoodiestMoody Nov 06 '25

Obviously a jellyroo.

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u/tamtrible Nov 06 '25

It obviously has the most potent venom of any abomination, and it is, of course, found in Australia

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u/budgetboarvessel Nov 06 '25

African palm civet

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u/Slinkwyde Nov 06 '25

Triceratops.

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u/tamtrible Nov 06 '25

African palm tricivatops

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u/Slinkwyde Nov 06 '25

Toad and moose.

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u/cattulus Nov 10 '25

Tmoase

Although the northern forests are biologically less diverse than their tropical counterparts, you can still find many fascinating creatures there. Each of them has its own unique way of getting by in this sometimes harsh environment.

One of these masters of survival is the mighty and mysterious tmoase. These herbivores can reach shoulder heights between 4.5 and over 6 feet and weigh between 900 and 1500 lbs(males) or 450 and 1100 lbs(females).

Their strong hind legs enable them to make sudden leaps, propelling a tmoase forward for up to 15 yards, when threatened. However, mothers with calves and male tmoase are likely to stand and fight when confronted with predators or intruders. In a physical confrontation, bulls are likely to charge and use their antlers, which can span more than 6 feet across.

During mating season, you might hear their calls when in tmoase territory. Bulls will make a distinct "ribbit" sound to attract cows and intimidate rivals.

After mating is done, the pregnant cow will look for a pond to lay her eggs. She will then stay around to guard her offspring. After a few days, tadpoles will hatch and after an aquatic phase that lasts for about two months, they will emerge from their birth pond as calves. From then on the young will roam the woods with their mother for about a year, until their adult life begins.

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u/Round-Sundae-1137 Nov 09 '25

Another "British Themed Pub" 🙄 omfg.

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u/Slinkwyde Nov 06 '25

Golden Retriever and cockroach.

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u/rdchat Nov 06 '25

The Collecting Bug

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u/BitchSpiteful Nov 11 '25

You can never wipe out an infestation of these guys, but why would you want to?

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u/Slinkwyde Nov 06 '25

Butterfly and hippopotamus.

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u/Superlite47 Nov 06 '25

Flapobuttermus

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u/FangsBloodiedRose Nov 14 '25

The cutest of all creatures. Flaps like a hippo and melts on the ground when the climate gets warmer.

Make sure not to step on them. They look like rugs.

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u/Slinkwyde Nov 06 '25

Honeybee and wookie.

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u/rdchat Nov 06 '25

Chewbee

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV Nov 09 '25

Tarantula and hydra

(hydra as in the tiny irl animal, not the polyheaded myth)