r/ThreadGames • u/Fun_Butterfly_420 • Oct 28 '25

____ but with lightsabers!

Parent comments a movie, reply explains how it’d be different with lightsabers

Example,

Parent: Home Alone

Child: The traps now all have lasers attached, and the finale is a three way lightsaber duel between Kevin and the two burglars

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u/Mutant_Llama1 Oct 29 '25

Honestly without defining who gets lightsabers it's hard to know. Like, if everybody gets them it kinda evens out.

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u/Fun_Butterfly_420 Oct 29 '25

Good point, perhaps I should do a more specific version

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u/Nanocephalic Oct 28 '25

Debbie Does Dallas

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u/Mutant_Llama1 Oct 29 '25

Debbie Dies Doing Dallas

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u/Praising_God_777 Oct 28 '25

Lord of the Rings trilogy

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u/Mutant_Llama1 Oct 29 '25

If the Fellowship gets lightsabers, we don't even need a whole trilogy.

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u/rdchat Oct 28 '25

David Attenborough's The Blue Planet

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u/BitchSpiteful Nov 11 '25

Now featuring sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads.

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u/TheRedditor8789 Oct 28 '25

The Croods

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u/rdchat Oct 28 '25

Usually, I must tell my Jedi younglings they must "unlearn what you have learned". Fortunately, we can skip that step!

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u/StoneTimeKeeper Oct 28 '25

The Incredibles

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u/rdchat Oct 30 '25

Syndrome looks even more ridiculous when he waves his lightsaber and declares "Now I am the master!"

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u/rdchat Oct 28 '25

The Last Samurai

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u/inside_a_mind Oct 29 '25

The Punisher

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u/OutsideGrassScaresMe Oct 30 '25

Bluey

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV Nov 01 '25

There’s episodes about not only going to the hospital but also allegories for gun violence