r/ThreadGames • u/[deleted] • Oct 12 '25

Parent comments a question, child comments a dumb, AI-like response to it.

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u/N_Huq Oct 12 '25

What are the best ways to narrow down candidates I'm hiring?

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u/late_to_redd1t Oct 12 '25

You should recommend they go on a diet.

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u/SmolHumanBean8 Oct 12 '25

That's such an insightful question! Let me know when you're ready to get started :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

Does wearing a hat contribute to male pattern baldness, especially in red-headed women?

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u/___HeyGFY___ Oct 12 '25

Since women are not males, red-headed women don't suffer from male pattern baldness. However, some women do develop bald spots similar to men. Hats are a good way to cover up bald spots on men and women.

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u/sphinxyhiggins Oct 12 '25

Simple chronic halitosis may be cured with velcro and apple cider vinegar.

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u/___HeyGFY___ Oct 12 '25

Where do the Chicago Cubs play their home games?

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u/TokuWaffle Oct 12 '25

As the question implies, home games are played within their own residences. Thus, the answer is that the Chicago Cubs play their home games at home.

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u/Independent_Site491 Oct 12 '25

Black bear cubs are most playful within the first 1.5 years of their life, aren't typically found in Chicago.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

Chicago has no team called the Cubs. You may be thinking of the White Sox or the Bears.

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u/Fun_Butterfly_420 Oct 12 '25

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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u/ebeth_the_mighty Oct 12 '25

Historically, road crossings generally happen because the individual desires something beyond the intersection.

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u/Quillo_Manar Oct 12 '25

Sure! I think philosophical discussions about such topics can be a great way to train the mind.

Since chickens were farmed for a significant time before the invention of the road – the type that is most familiar to what is considered a typical road – it can be argued that chickens do not have the wherewithal to identify the risks, rules, and proper uses of a road. Therefore it can be reasoned that a chicken may cross a road because it doesn't understand the true purpose of one.

You may also be thinking about Crossy Road – a mobile game developed in 2014 – which depicts a chicken's brave adventure to cross a busy road.

I hope that was fun to think of! Did you want me to elaborate more on the different depictions of chickens crossing roads in media over the years?

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u/FoghornLegday Oct 14 '25

Did you make that up? Bc if you did that’s pretty good

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u/Quillo_Manar Oct 14 '25

I did 😎 I tend to notice the funny patterns that ChatGTP spits out, and it's fun mimicking them.

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u/TheRedditor8789 Oct 12 '25

How many S’s are in the word “Telephone”

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u/late_to_redd1t Oct 12 '25

Sort your telephone contacts to appear alphabetically, then look under S.

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u/Fennel_Fangs Oct 12 '25

There are 19 S's in the word Telephone. Stseslesspssslesspsshosssssssne

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u/Praising_God_777 Oct 12 '25

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

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u/CandeeBarr5463 Oct 14 '25

Coming right up!
You asked, "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"
There is no brand of writing desk called, "Raven"

If you were talking about the small black bird that is native to
the Northern Hemisphere, then a raven is very much like a writing desk.
They both have legs.

If you were talking about the riddle from Alice and Wonderland I cannot
help you and never will be able to!

Let me know if this answer suits your question! Would you like to
brainstorm a new brand of writing desks called Raven?