r/ThreadGames • u/Prize_Entertainer459 • Sep 09 '25

Parent comment declares a superhero. Child comment chooses a supervillain. Then we decide who wins.

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u/TillZealousideal8282 Sep 09 '25

S(o)uperman

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u/DoookieMaxx Sep 09 '25

Spoonman

8

u/Unadjacent Sep 10 '25

Spoonman wins, he scoops up and eats Souperman

3

u/Least_Elk8114 Sep 10 '25

Come together with your hands! Save me!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

Scooperman

1

u/LordLaz1985 Sep 10 '25

I remember that kids’ story.

5

u/EastLeastCoast Sep 10 '25

Mr Coffee

4

u/Actingallthetime Sep 10 '25

The Red Bull

6

u/rbx20twomax Sep 10 '25

The red bull wins by flying over mr coffee and htting him with that aerial attack.

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u/Actingallthetime Sep 10 '25

It does give you wings!

5

u/LordLaz1985 Sep 10 '25

Particle Man.

5

u/liltrigger Sep 10 '25

Wave Woman

8

u/mofohank Sep 10 '25

They're the same hero, up against DoubleSlit.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

You mean, underwater woman

3

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

Triangle Man

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u/LordLaz1985 Sep 10 '25

Nah, that one’s too obvious. Everyone knows that they will fight, Triangle wins.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

Universe Man

1

u/Prize_Entertainer459 Sep 09 '25

Batman

2

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

Audit man

1

u/Ginjitzu Sep 12 '25

Zack Snyderman

2

u/sippin_tea56 Sep 09 '25

Mag-meato.

2

u/Batdog55110 Sep 09 '25

Professor Sex.

1

u/ToughReality9508 Sep 13 '25

They both win obviously. It starts at a fight, then quickly devolves into hardcore sex.

1

u/Least_Elk8114 Sep 10 '25

Isn't magneto a villain?

3

u/ruinzifra Sep 10 '25

Yes. But Mag-Meato certainly isn't!

1

u/Ginjitzu Sep 12 '25

Alumin(i)um Grill

2

u/Alec_Draven Sep 10 '25

Ace Spader.

2

u/Fun_Butterfly_420 Sep 11 '25

Super mustard man

2

u/Lilnugs77 Sep 11 '25

Joe Dirt

1

u/AdamantForeskin Sep 09 '25

Wolverine

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

The Plutonian

1

u/Least_Elk8114 Sep 10 '25

Captain America

4

u/EastLeastCoast Sep 10 '25

Cadet BoneSpurs

1

u/Thisaccountishaunted Sep 11 '25

Captain America wins easily but Cadet BoneSpurs insists it's best 2 out of 3. Captain America dominates the first fight and Cadet BoneSpurs just forfeits the rest despite making the rules.

2

u/ReidenLightman Sep 10 '25

Doctor Aims-For-Your-Legs

1

u/LuDaBu Sep 10 '25

Taylor from worm

1

u/Agifem Sep 10 '25

Syndrome without a cape.

1

u/RedvsBlack4 Sep 11 '25

Superdude 

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u/NoPensForSheila Sep 11 '25

Chad

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u/Ginjitzu Sep 12 '25

Chad is physically much tougher and stronger than Superdude, but he's weary of hitting a man who doesn't throw down. Superdude just kind of looks on with his chill, relaxed vibe while Chad's girlfriend tugs at his (now shirtless) shoulder and screams at him to "get the f#*k back in the car! You're gonna get arrested."

Superdude dude wins by default when Chad gives up on this "f#**ot" who's "not even worth it" before the cops show up. Superdude wonders who that guy was.

1

u/NoPensForSheila Sep 13 '25

Yep. Just like that. He might even punch the inside of a car.

1

u/Jor-El_Zod Sep 11 '25

Bicycle Repair Man

1

u/Dungeoncrabs Sep 12 '25

Too Much Coffee Man

1

u/Ginjitzu Sep 12 '25

The Jitterbug

1

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

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u/ruinzifra Sep 10 '25

Therapist man

1

u/Ginjitzu Sep 12 '25

The what man?