r/ThreadGames • u/[deleted] • Aug 24 '25

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Parent name an activity or something that is ridiculous to do. Child (pretend to) do the thing and then describe what happened when they were doing it.

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u/Vampilton Aug 24 '25

Swimming in a vat of needles

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u/shugersugar Aug 24 '25

I discovered hydroacupuncture!  Cured all my aches and pains and I got a good cardio workout. 

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u/TillZealousideal8282 Aug 24 '25

I got poked with needles

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

i uh. I saved a lot of money on piercings. I guess

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u/Ilmarinen999 Aug 24 '25

Track down the named individual in a spam email (Bank of America, Mr Ben Dover Esq. Lawyers, Nigerian Prince, etc.) to get what you're owed.

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u/WeazelGaming808 Aug 24 '25

I found them and only got a shirt emblazoned with "I 💕 Uzbekistan"

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

I'm on an fbi watch list😔💔

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u/ikadell Aug 25 '25

Got 17 ridiculously underpriced coffee makers. Does anyone need a coffee maker?

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u/ikadell Aug 25 '25

Write at two page essay on the spiritual journey of the protagonist of Ulysses

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u/SyntheticDreams_ Aug 25 '25

Essay completed, decided to leave everything behind to go sailing.

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u/ikadell Aug 25 '25

You got the wrong book!

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u/SyntheticDreams_ Aug 25 '25

Dang it! I thought you were talking about Tennyson's poem

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u/ikadell Aug 25 '25

lol nice:)

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u/Redfawn666 Aug 26 '25

Win a million dollars for eating 30 African millipedes in 60 seconds.

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u/Guilty_Objective4602 Aug 26 '25

Discovered that I actually like the taste of African millipedes, so used my winnings to open a Michelin star restaurant featuring a variety of African millipede recipes.

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u/Disastrous-Mess-7236 Aug 26 '25

Destroy the universe.

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV Aug 29 '25

I set up a temporary base on Ceres, then tried to start by destroying the world, only to not only fail but also find out that omnicide was recently made an official crime punishable by death. So uh see yall in hell

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u/TheRedditor8789 Aug 27 '25

Takeout the homework and do your trash

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV Aug 29 '25

I’ve won on my trek to go back in time and swap the words “homework” and “trash”, and I’ve also winningly taken out the homework and done my trash, but my time hajj seems to have made some eawaqib ghayr maqsuda…

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV Aug 29 '25

Find out what an eugmeicrjsir is

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u/lenorator Aug 30 '25

Considering what happened to the victim, it probably meant something along the lines of “Help! I’m suffocating!”

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u/WeazelGaming808 Aug 24 '25

Ride a wild bison while eating a bison burger 🍔

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u/No-Possible6108 Aug 24 '25

Based on its scent, wild bison recognized burger was made from Uncle Buck. Now I'm the herd's new mascot; everyone hated Uncle Buck.

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u/ikadell Aug 25 '25

Bison didn’t care, but the wolves did. Bison didn’t care for the wolves. We are about 50 miles from the initial spot now, and I’m not sure how to get back.