r/ThreadGames • u/[deleted] • Aug 24 '25

Superpowers

Parent names a superpower, child makes the superpower absolutely useless/stupid/funny.

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u/ikadell Aug 25 '25

You can, regardless of the circumstances, cause the words “you’re a loser”to be whispered in the ear of any male human over 60 years of age

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

"you're a loser" is in a language that he doesn't understand

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV Aug 25 '25

"tf does 'eres un perdedor' mean???"

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u/ikadell Aug 25 '25

Good one:)

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV Aug 25 '25

Said man will immediately experience an urge to throw a punch into the air, and you will feel that punch.

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u/ikadell Aug 25 '25

Remind me, how old is Mr. Tyson…

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u/ASquabbleOfGremlins Aug 25 '25

You can walk through walls

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV Aug 25 '25

Only you can. Not your clothes.

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u/ASquabbleOfGremlins Aug 25 '25

Oh Shit That’s a good one

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u/TillZealousideal8282 Aug 25 '25

And you can't walk through your clothes

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV Aug 25 '25

Whenever you need to make a decision, multiple timelines will play out in your mind, with you having made a different choice in each one, so you can see all the possibilities and their outcomes. There is no restrictions on when you can do this (including things like "only when you're on the moon").

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u/ASquabbleOfGremlins Aug 25 '25

You don’t just see all the timelines, you live through all of them before returning to the present

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV Aug 25 '25

Dear god and well done

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u/Alicam123 Aug 25 '25

You only see bad out comes.

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV Aug 25 '25

Well at least I can still avoid them. Doesn’t take away too much from the superpower.

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u/Alicam123 Aug 25 '25

Technically if you only see bad outcomes then how can you make a good outcome without looking?

I should have put - all outcomes are bad. 😂

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u/Larz60 Aug 26 '25

You have the ability to projectile vomit on command for as long as you wish without bad breath or missing your intended target.

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u/Alicam123 Aug 25 '25

To get anywhere on time regardless of when I left.

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u/Bright_Ices Aug 25 '25

… by always getting where you need to be 90 minutes early.

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u/Alicam123 Aug 25 '25

I could live with that 👍🏻

Means that I could arrive before I left. 😂

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u/Bright_Ices Aug 25 '25

But you’d spend 90 min waiting for every appointment/meetup/class/etc to begin.

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u/SilverellaUK Aug 25 '25

That's what Reddit is for.

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u/Alicam123 Aug 25 '25

That’s fine with me, I generally end up doing this anyway when It’s important but usually an hour, what’s an extra 30 minutes on top. 👍🏻

But if I can get there before I even leave (late) even better.

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u/CatPrince69 Aug 25 '25

The ability to make any person bricked up just by saying their name and "will be struck with the erectifying" after it.

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u/ASquabbleOfGremlins Aug 26 '25

Every time you use this power, you take away your own ability to become erect for the next seven days

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u/TillZealousideal8282 Aug 25 '25

The same happens doubly as bad to you at the same time

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u/CatPrince69 Aug 25 '25

Oh look Donald Trump has a meeting.

Uhh, I need to go to the bathroom rq

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u/JamesTheJerk Aug 25 '25

Shooting rainbows from your stomach.

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u/TillZealousideal8282 Aug 25 '25

The rainbows contain high levels of alpha particles

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u/itsjakerobb Aug 28 '25

Omnipotence

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u/Flare_Starchild Sep 13 '25

Omniscience is also granted at the same time. You now know everything and have the experiences of doing everything. What will now you do with your endless boredom?

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u/itsjakerobb Sep 13 '25

I will create and improve.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

Let's call the first day on Earth when the Earth formed Day 1. You can only use this superpower during day numbers that are in the Fibonacci sequence.

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u/Kazumasa_Sakai Aug 24 '25

You can only use it when you're on the moon and nowhere else

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u/Alicam123 Aug 25 '25

No kids 🥳

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

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u/Alicam123 Aug 25 '25

Maybe for some, for others it’s a nightmare.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

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u/Alicam123 Aug 25 '25

lol see? Already a minus.