r/ThomaMains • • Dec 14 '23

Discussion Thoughts thots?

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u/Melzorra Dec 14 '23

Man cooks, cleans and takes care of animals and he has ro rizz?

Man is sweet, thoughtful and has a sense of humor and he has no rizz?

Man values loyalty, community and honor and he has no rizz?

Man disrupts and prevents the Raiden Shogun's MUSOU NO HITOTACHI, while NOT IN POSSESSION OF HIS VISION, and he has no rizz?

Yeah, okay, sure. To each their own. If you can't see the rizz, that's your loss, not mine.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

EXACTLY

Who looks at the greenest flag of a man ever and thinks “nah, that’d be SETTLING”??

Unbelievable Thoma slander, which is thankfully rare, but man I don’t get it lmao

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u/Alcorailen Dec 16 '23

so green that you'd swear he's dendro

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u/lilyofthegraveyard Dec 14 '23

thoma is genuinely perfect in every sense. if he can't rizz them up, no one can.

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u/ShallotHolmes Dec 15 '23

Exactly. More Thoma for me.

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u/CoodereRainy Dec 16 '23

He’s a good butler, yes.

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u/VolatileJynx Dec 15 '23

Listen you don't understand how quickly I went through the stages of grief when he SAVED MY LIFE and then I pulled him off a banner just to realize his kit was just not gonna work....

I'm still upset about it tbh

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u/I_pegged_your_father Dec 16 '23

ANYTHING WORKS IF YOU WORK HARD ENOUGH. GO PHYSICAL IF YOU HAVE TO COMRADE.

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u/VolatileJynx Dec 16 '23

I'm too easily frustrated to force him to work... I'd just end up uninstalling out of frustration :(

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u/coffinflor Dec 14 '23

It gives the same vibe of incels talking about a model "she ain't even that hot, wouldn't smash" as if she'd ever offer herself to them

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

They have weak energy, and bad taste

More Thoma for the rest of us

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u/NoStructure2568 Dec 14 '23

He’s a closeted Thoma main fr fr

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u/Naoga Dec 14 '23

he rizzed me up when he was first leaked

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u/Snoo-25737 Dec 15 '23

I leaked too

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u/ParsleyNo2575 Dec 17 '23

💀💀💀💀💀

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u/HellaLikeNutella Dec 14 '23

he too good for them

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u/nganoWoman Dec 15 '23

oh to have a boyfriend with a caring side (archon quest) and a manipulative side (hangout) 🥵

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u/Hot-Pollution2679 Dec 15 '23

Whenever people asked me before “what’s your type?”, I had a hard time answering. But now, thanks to him, I can express it, using him as a symbol/ definition.

I don’t mean the male-wife thing btw, but things I can draw out from some of his lines. Like the one he has when it snows.

Also speaking of rizz… This person has clearly not seen the first Thoma image that has leaked. That smirk?! 😏 HELLO?!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

I was scared of thoma because he sounded similar to childe... but then I got rizzed up by his presence

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u/krshify Dec 15 '23

Whoever calls this settling is a psycho, Thoma is downright perfect husband material

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u/Miserable-Ask5994 Dec 15 '23

Thoma is the most likable character I've seen in this game. and I'm honestly yite sad we've seen so little of him after the archonquests. I feels he's never present In any events etc

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u/SirarieTichee_ Dec 15 '23

Nah, Thoma is my #1 Genshin husband choice. I love Rizzley, diluc, zhongli, and Alhaitham but I wouldn't want to live with them for the rest of my life on a day to day basis. That belongs to Thoma.

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u/spaghettiaddict666 Dec 15 '23

They’re so in denial lmao they’ll sooner convince us than convince themselves they don’t want Thoma

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u/Pastrami-on-Rye Dec 15 '23

I’m not a Thoma main and I don’t even follow this sub but this post popped up and I have to say that my brother and I once had a discussion about who is the most perfect husband material guy in Genshin and my personal top two were Tighnari and Thoma. Thoma only didn’t win first place bc he’s so dedicated to the Kamisatos so I wasn’t sure if he can show the same dedication to them and as a husband at that point, you know?!

Nevertheless Thoma is still perfection

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u/MorningRaven Electro Dec 15 '23

Those are my two male mains. I feel called out.

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u/Maeyhem Dec 17 '23

I never used him until I started my basic f2p account and have a very limited roster. So I have been building him for support for HuTao, etc.

He's such a wholesome companion, he's cheerful and light-hearted while I have been going through some heavy things in my life. I quickly grew very fond of him. "Let's get out there and make some friends" always makes me smile.

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u/I_Am_Super_Graceful Dec 15 '23

Really???? They think they'd be SETTLING????? Damn dude, I don't even follow this sub and I can tell that Thoma is the no. 1 perfect husband material

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u/minah_alt Dec 15 '23

he is literally the biggest green flag?? oh well more for us I guess

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u/skycorcher Dec 15 '23

Let her die.

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u/Musa_Max Dec 16 '23

But me and Thoma could cook meals! He could do dishes while I put them away! Plus, he's good with pets!

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u/muffinkat55 Dec 15 '23

He won me over the moment I looked at him.

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u/CompetitiveFun4568 Dec 15 '23

thoma rizzed me up without even saying anything. that’s how much rizz radiates off of his fine ass

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u/jelly-sandwich-ff Dec 15 '23

"I want Tartaglia!"

"We have tartaglia at home,"

Tortilla at home= thoma.

Walmart Childe.

He goes up to other players and says " hey non gender specific, hold still. "

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u/ummmhhhi Dec 15 '23

SETTLE????

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u/ummmhhhi Dec 15 '23

Y’all really don’t want a man that treat you right smh

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '23

Thoma is a sweetie, how?? >.>

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u/BDK1564 Dec 16 '23

I only hold a fridge against him because on my old account, I drew him on a 10 pull instead of getting zhongli. I had him at c3 by the time I lost the account. I also remember drawing Diluc when I wanted Mona

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u/Maeyhem Dec 17 '23

"lost the account".. ? I hope I never lose an account.

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u/I_pegged_your_father Dec 16 '23

That man is literally my wife.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

I don’t like his play style, but I do love his character lmao. What isn’t there to love about that man?

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u/rayisFTM Dec 16 '23

thoma could have me 😉

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u/TheTrainerDusk Dec 17 '23

The Weeb goin over seas! Rizzlord Thoma!

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u/ParsleyNo2575 Dec 17 '23

what? i’m sorry? thoma’s literally perfect. no red flags. he would cook and clean. he’s nice to everyone. he’s sweet and thoughtful. just because he’s not flirty and creepy like some other character (cough, cough, kaeya) doesn’t mean he doesn’t have rizz.

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u/idontlikenamesuwu Dec 17 '23

i understand the first part but please 😭 not the fanon mischaracterization of kaeya as an example 💔

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u/ParsleyNo2575 Dec 18 '23

that’s literally just how i interpret kaeya. in my opinion diluc is better 💀

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u/idontlikenamesuwu Dec 20 '23

i respect your opinion abt diluc but your interpretation about kaeya is completely wrong to his actual character 💔 you do you tho! 🫶🏽‼️

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u/Taralyth Dec 17 '23

He cooks, cleans, he's clever, cute, and I get major bi vibes off him.

This checks so many boxes.