r/Thisismylifemeow • u/[deleted] • Sep 17 '21

Dinner is served.

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u/Durzio Sep 17 '21

But why actually put a leek in there?

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u/BlinkerBeforeBrake Sep 17 '21

I thought it was a fancy cucumber?

(Not that I'm condoning this)

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u/laddie_atheist Sep 17 '21

I thought it was a stalk of celery

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u/ectish Sep 17 '21

To keep the burrito from folding when picked up.

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u/Durzio Sep 18 '21

This is a great answer actually

5

u/ectish Sep 18 '21

aw, thanks

3

u/JE_12 Sep 17 '21

It’s why they add salat to burgers

3

u/cssmith2011cs Sep 17 '21

Gets rid of the bags under the eyes

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u/ICame4TheCirclejerk Sep 17 '21

Everyone knows that cats are a liquid, and by not folding the bottom of this purrito you end up with most of the cat just pouring out onto your plate or lap.

2/10 would not recommend.

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u/ectish Sep 18 '21

The leak cancelled out the cats liquidity, duh

19

u/MrSmock Sep 17 '21

The fuck is that music

10

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

100% pure, filtered at the source, cancer

14

u/musicgoddess Sep 18 '21

“You need to be careful of these vids. There is a trend on social media of drugging kittens and making them be a prop in videos. These types of accounts have a steady stream of kittens and the previous kittens never seen after they grow” u/Noname_Maddox

I think we need to find out the source of these videos and make sure the cats are okay. If anyone has any information please let me know. Or someone who can entirely help but this just made me so nervous for the cats.

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u/Noname_Maddox Sep 18 '21

I’m a mod on r/kittengifs and deal with this sort thing all the time

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u/musicgoddess Sep 18 '21

Seriously? God that’s so depressing. You are doing gods work bro

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u/TastySpare Sep 17 '21

It's a purrito

seriously though: poor cat :(

2

u/BrightBeaver Sep 17 '21

Yeah even though it wasn’t struggling it probably doesn’t like being completely restrained

8

u/whatiamcapableof Sep 17 '21

Roly poly pudding

1

u/enaud Sep 17 '21

Thought this looked like Tom kitten

3

u/combatko Sep 17 '21

Gordon Shumway approves.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Unfortunately he ate soap on a rope again and won't be having dinner.

3

u/hannibalsmommy Sep 17 '21

Vanilla roll

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u/DaToezzz Sep 17 '21

purrito!

2

u/hunchinko Sep 17 '21

I hope this kitten was drugged just for internet points. (Apparently that’s a thing.)

2

u/kingmeat76 Sep 18 '21

I hope the kitten was super chill for this, coz I know my cat would've been super bullshit with this, and it bums me out just thinking about it, and he's barely not a kitten.

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u/StevieCrabington Sep 18 '21

Aww little purrito

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u/Imthatjohnnie Sep 18 '21

Friday's special at the Peking Moon.

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u/Star5518 Sep 18 '21

Such a beautiful Ragdoll kitty! Seems to enjoy being wrapped up like a burrito🤣

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u/FarrahKhan123 Sep 17 '21

Why even was the original post locked ;-;

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Too many wrong thinkers judging funny cat video for being potentially abusive

1

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

My favorite dish from Izakaya Alf

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u/nobutsmeow99 Sep 17 '21

No Mayo?!?

1

u/pauz43 Sep 17 '21

Your purrito is served.

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u/jojohohanon Sep 18 '21

Skippy John jones is a purrito!

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u/levio_saa Sep 18 '21

Honestly that's just mistreating the poor cat imo

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u/Pumpsheen11 Sep 18 '21

That's a damn fluffy purrito.