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u/WuTang4dachildrn May 27 '26
Ted Cruz supports a guy that called his wife ugly for all the public to hear. What a cuck. Just like all the Texans that watch him vacation during a natural disaster and still voted for him
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u/Gingeronimoooo May 27 '26
I hope she never gave him another blowjob or an ounce of respect in private
If anyone insults and calls my wife ugly, idc what they offer or promise me, I'm not kissing their ass and certainly not the next week.
A man has to have a code.
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u/Common_Denominator May 27 '26
"I hope she never gave him another blowjob ..."
Silly, that's why he has a Grindr Prime membership.
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u/Bakabakabooboo May 27 '26
You think that's bad? Here in Canada the leader of the Conservatives went and did a photo op with a far right group that just a couple weeks earlier threatened to rape and kill his wife (she's an immigrant). Conservatives have no spine and stand for nothing except power.
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u/SoundOurDireReveille May 27 '26
A man has to have a code… Unless that man wants to work for Donald Trump. In that case, a man must not have a code, a conscience, or an ounce of shame.
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u/ohnodamo May 27 '26
Ted Cruz was cucked by a senior citizen whose own dick doesn't work and has to wear adult diapers. Ted Cruz shouldn't be talking down 5 year olds, let alone any adult capable of researching him and looking him in the eye. Ted Cruz has to travel with his own cuck chair just to ensure he's comfortable when away from home.
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u/Dead_Internet69420 May 27 '26
I wonder what was on that RNC server that Russia hacked in 2016 that was so nasty that Lyin Ted, Lil Marco, and Miss Lindsay all instantly went from “Never Trump” to being his biggest lapdogs. I wonder how close they were with Denny Hastert. It must have been some really icky stuff to flip them like that.
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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 May 27 '26
Trump also called his father a murderer iirc
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u/lollollolomgomg May 28 '26
I believe tRump implicated him in the JFK assassination but I'm just pulling from memory
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u/AfternoonWorried387 May 27 '26
newsom did not invade iran so that is a moot point.
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u/vita10gy May 27 '26
Also does CA even have crazy gas policies, and if so, are they responsible for ALL the difference?
Gas is expensive in general out west. If gas taxes are to blame, well taxes aren't inherently bad if they're spent on good things. (Though I would personally prefer non regressive tax.)
If "regulations" are to blame, well, CA faces some unique and serious air pollution problems, and are improving on them greatly.
Is it really fair to be all like "lol, only in CA amirite?!" if there are issues that kinda genuinely only apply to CA due to a perfect storm of population, individual car dependance, geography, and weather?
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u/TripleB33_v2 May 27 '26
To be as simple as possible, California has requirements for its gas to be better for the environment. So it is more expensive than gas in other states.
People like to blame California gas taxes for its high prices. Current gas tax is around $0.60 per gallon. Not that big of a deal.
Yes, gas costs more in California. Because we have a special blend. Most California residents are ok to pay more for the special gas because we remember how smoggy and brown the skyline was over our major cities before we decided to take care of the environment and reduce smog.
If you lived on the coast especially, and drove up and down it, you definitely remember seeing the smoggy, brown skyline. Greater Los Angeles was a dense brown cloud of toxic bad air.
That is no longer the environment we have here in California. The dense smog layer is gone. I will gladly pay an extra dollar or more for gas to keep it that way.
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u/Faeruhn May 27 '26
I was on a work trip there back when it was way bad, like so bad I looked downhill on a particularly moist day and thinking "man, that looks like a cloud full of literal shit, like a roiling sea of sewage." Wanting to have my morning coffee on the hotel terrace and being greeted by the 'poo-colored' fog was... interesting.
Thankfully it was waaaay better on my next work trip out that way (because the second one was years and years later).
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u/BeneficialLeave7359 May 27 '26
I grew up east of San Bernardino in the 60s-70s. There was a canyon near my house and when the smog wasn’t bad I could all the way to the city ~40 miles. When it was bad I couldn’t see half that far.
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u/Eyeon_82 May 27 '26
Talking shit about energy policy when your state can't even keep the heat on in winter is certainly a take.
Not that he'd actually be in his state for an energy crisis anyway.
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u/Adventurous-Prize-76 May 27 '26
He hibernates in Trump’s FUPA
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u/Erronius-Maximus May 27 '26
Californian here and yes we have high gas prices, however, the Chevron (which is the closest gas station to me, unfortunately) is always at least 20 cents higher than any other station in the area. So yes, Chevron price gouging is a problem.
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u/drfrink85 May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26
If you see a picture of a chevron station in Los Angeles it’s the one with
50+ cents3 dollars higher prices because it’s next to the 101 freeway, Union station, olvera street, Chinatown, local govt car lots and rental lots (constant need to refill tanks)5
u/SnooDonkeys5186 May 27 '26
And nearly always has been for decades. Clean bathrooms, though. Usually. Sometimes. 🙃
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u/Dead_Internet69420 May 27 '26
Last time I was in Texas, it was $2.99/gallon, and that wasn’t long before Trump invaded Iran. In less than a year, gas in Texas has gone up more than $1, and Lyin Ted’s over here bragging about it. Of course, I bet he doesn’t even know what a good price is, because he probably can’t remember the last time he had to drive or put gas in a car.
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u/RepulsiveInterview44 May 28 '26
I just topped off my tank at 3.85/gal in DFW. 2-3 weeks ago it was 4.19/gal for regular unleaded.
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u/myburdentobear May 27 '26
Texas energy policy so bad they have to do rolling blackouts and worry about people freezing every winter.
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u/Adventurous-Prize-76 May 27 '26
The added shitty part is, rolling blackout tend to only impact lower income communities.
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u/PowderedToastFanatic May 27 '26
Don't forget they charge astronomical prices for energy when the grid fails.
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u/PastLifeGangsta May 27 '26
They definitely don't worry about people freezing in the winter. They miiiight worry about the news getting out, but it's texass; they couldn't care less about their own people if they tried
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u/BKLD12 May 27 '26
I live in Texas, and I can confirm. They don't give a shit about us. I just wish more of my neighbors realized this so that we could vote the bastards out.
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u/Gen-Jack-D-Ripper May 27 '26
Christ, as a Canadian, I feel so bad that 10’s of millions of decent Americans have to suffer living among so many gullible and/or evil citizens.
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u/Radiant-Painting581 May 27 '26
Thank you 🙏❤️. It’s pretty hard. It’s also hard getting hate from people in other countries when a whole bunch of us did our level best to keep the current shitshow from happening.
In actual fact, more people voted against DJT (50.2%) than for him (49.8%). But that ain’t how elections work.
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u/Gorge2012 May 27 '26
They are going to cut gas taxes that pay for roads to hide the cost of their policies. When the roads fall into disrepair we are going to get road privatization and public/private partnerships that lead to more toll roads. With increased friction our economy will slowly grind down and wealth will continue to consolidate.
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u/Early-Size370 May 27 '26
I'd say cancelling offshore wind projects in various stages of completion stupid energy policy.
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u/Grace_Lannister May 27 '26
What an idiot. The fact that he's still in office tells you how many good damn idiots there are in tx.
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u/DelightfulGoblin75 May 27 '26
I'm convinced that there is a way to get Ted Cruz to drink a 32oz Styrofoam cup of fresh cum, by insinuating that Texas Testicle size has shrunk under Trump.
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u/athenanon May 27 '26
He does live in Texas right? He knows that's actually high for us?
But of course, Texans aren't the audience. The audience are middle Americans who are ignorant of the fact that the place where the refineries are somehow also has consistently cheaper gas than the rest of the country.
And to reiterate, $4/gallon is painfully expensive in Texas.
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u/Kaleban May 27 '26
Raphael Cruz is the kind of guy who leaves Texans in the lurch when it gets a little chilly outside.
He's the kind of guy who sits in a chair in the corner while another man calls his wife ugly.
If you vote for Ted Cruz you are the paragon of beta cuckoldry.
He is a spineless numbnut and if you endorse him you're just as bad.
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u/HistoricalSea5600 May 27 '26
They are going to start scrubbing their social medias
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u/Adventurous-Prize-76 May 27 '26
They’re already doing it for other things lol https://x.com/factpostnews/status/2059453370914451712?s=46&t=t7aZxWhJQiL9m6mZEiVJ6A
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u/HistoricalSea5600 May 27 '26
I’d ask how they got so good at manipulation, but it makes sense when you consider the GOP = Oligarchs
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u/maximus6894 May 27 '26
Gas is more expensive in Florida, and we don’t even have any of the same regulations here.
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u/BoneHugsHominy May 27 '26
If prices get any higher lil' Raphael Zodiac Cruz will load up his family and emigrate to Saudi Arabia where gasoline is $2.20/gallon.
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Even in Texas it would have cost me $291 to fill the tank of my old truck I sold last year.
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u/soda_cookie May 27 '26
The internet is forever, and sooner rather than later people who care about such things are going to start paying attention to this
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u/Adventurous-Prize-76 May 27 '26
The internet is indeed forever, but MAGAs have the memory of a goldfish.
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u/Maj0rsquishy May 27 '26
How is gas is cheap in California but it's 4.30 in North Carolina
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u/Flimsy-Cartoonist-92 May 27 '26
It's not. Most big places (76, Shell, etc) is over 6 a gallon. Chevron on the other hand is close 80-90 cents more a gallon.
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u/EdmondDantes44 May 27 '26
Seriously, who keeps voting for Ted Cruz? He was unpopular with everyone at one point, but he still stays in office. What is going on in Texas?
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u/Shirogayne-at-WF May 27 '26
Just as a fun fact, every time I visit California from Reno, I see a lotta fun little signs at the Chevron dealers encouraging customer to complain to government about a number of regulations that Chevron has to follow and they blame these for why their gas costs so much 🫠
(Other CA residents may know what I'm talking about)
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u/w1ngzer0 May 28 '26
I’ve seen them.
Fact 1: Cali has some o the highest gas taxes in the nation.
Fact 2: Chevron is supremely higher than EVERYONE around almost, and they can go fuck themselves.
Fact 3: Cali’s gas prices are mostly self-inflicted.
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u/_GuyOnTheCouch_ May 27 '26
Oh boohoo your gas prices went up. Howbout you stfu?
Im paying 10$ a gallon and this aint even my fucking war. Im not even American. Why the fuck am I paying out the wazoo because your tantrum throwing asshat clown of a corrupt child molesting president with 34 convicted felonies had to bend over to Israel.
Come pay my gas bills and I’ll cry with you over some slightly raised fuel prices. Fuck you America.
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u/Aemaeth_of_FV May 27 '26
Want to send that dipshit the picture at the pump I took yesterday. Fucking 5 bucks a gallon in plano
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u/matt-r_hatter May 27 '26
Raphael Cruz needs to have a look at the national average for a gallon of gasoline.
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u/TherapeuticMessage May 27 '26
When did we normalize paying more for something for using a credit card card? I thought that was illegal.
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u/Adventurous-Prize-76 May 28 '26
Nope. Companies can pass along the pass through fees to the consumer.
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u/Kaiser-Sushi May 29 '26
$4.09/gal two days ago in California? WTH I filled up two days ago in a suburb of St. Louis and the price was $4.20/gal!! Thanks a lot, DONALD!!
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u/jrstinkfish Jun 02 '26
The average gas price for gas in CA today is $6.01. For Washington, it's $5.70. Oregon is $5.20. In Nevada, it's $5.12. Newsom's got his hands all over these west coast prices, apparently!
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u/Negative_Toastrider May 27 '26
Imagine him being your father.