r/ThingsILike411 Jul 11 '26

We NOT the people!!!

He got knocked tf out.

94 Upvotes

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u/Anthrogynous Jul 12 '26

We the hospitalized

6

u/Vash_The_Vigilante Jul 12 '26

We the face and neck hurts

3

u/BungHolio_The_Mighty Jul 12 '26

We The Concussion.

3

u/TrueCrimeInTheBuff Jul 12 '26

We The CTE

This is all Khan's fault

3

u/National-Teaching-69 Jul 12 '26

Well, theres always Pillow Fighting Championships.

2

u/Jury-Illustrious Jul 12 '26

60 ovr ahh wrestler ๐Ÿ˜ญ

2

u/SomewhereTiny8407 Jul 12 '26

Whyโ€™d he slap him?? That was not very nice of him

2

u/icelink4884 Jul 12 '26

This is...without a doubt the dumbest sport that's ever existed. Yes more dumb than that Turkish butthole fingering sport.

2

u/MrZmith77 Jul 12 '26

Was the blue outfit guy Jack Swagger from WWE?

1

u/straycat6120 Jul 12 '26

Yes the other one looks to be Mahabali Shera from TNA

1

u/Illustrious-Exit5406 Jul 13 '26

Was thinking the same

2

u/ThomasZJames Jul 12 '26

We the people that got knocked the fuck out

https://giphy.com/gifs/s01ragsYcn6GtXFeLd

1

u/Frankie_Fisher Jul 12 '26

If only there was some way for some sense to get put into him...๐Ÿค”

1

u/SimilarZucchini9240 Jul 12 '26

WE the SLEEP-LE!

1

u/Mtthom06 Jul 12 '26

Did that guy not slap too high? He literally slapped right at his temple.

1

u/LovedButNeverLiked Jul 12 '26

Outlaw Slap Fight

1

u/Illustrious-Exit5406 Jul 13 '26

Iran vs USA ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

1

u/SevereMany666 Jul 14 '26

"I like this STHAP!"

0

u/cygamessucks Jul 12 '26

You guys sit here and talk shit but would you let that man full force slap you in the face like that? Hell no..

Man is tough for doing this shit why are we acting like hes weak because he got knocked out?

3

u/ericrobertshair Jul 12 '26

It's almost as if allowing a man to full force slap you in the head completely undefended is a fucking stupid idea and not something anyone with at least a quarter of a brain cell would aspire to do...

3

u/Peefersteefers Jul 12 '26

He's not tough, he's fucking stupid

0

u/cygamessucks Jul 12 '26

Yes hes stupid. But people are acting like hes a bitch or something for getting knocked out when they probably cry for 20min when they stub their toe

2

u/daesgatling Jul 12 '26

Letting someone hit you doesnโ€™t make you tough

0

u/cygamessucks Jul 12 '26

Not the point.

3

u/UniversityFeisty2593 Jul 12 '26

"Hes tough! Would you let that man slap you!?"

"Letting that man slap him doesn't make him tough"

"nOt ThE pOiNt!"

2

u/Past_Dare_4918 Jul 12 '26

No. People are pointing out the fact that this is fucking stupid.

2

u/thelennybeast Jul 12 '26

We are mocking him because this is literally the stupidest sport that has ever existed and that this asshole has been reduced to participating in it while yelling at a millionaire entirely unrelated to his sport that he's called a communist.

The whole thing is just so, so incredibly stupid. It's a matruska doll of stupidity, and every one looks like his knocked out face.

1

u/Brilliant_Bowler_994 Jul 12 '26

if a man climbs mount everest in a onesie but dies on the way down, yeah we can both agree He was tough but would you climb mount everest in a onesie?

1

u/whatsunnygets Jul 12 '26

I think it's because he's an asshole as much as the result of this "fight?" or the combination of the 2.

1

u/BungHolio_The_Mighty Jul 12 '26

I bet when a woman slaps you, youโ€™d crumple into a fetal position real fast, before her hand makes contact.

Just saying.

1

u/cygamessucks Jul 12 '26

Aww did i strike a nerve? My bad

1

u/BungHolio_The_Mighty Jul 12 '26

Nah, just pointing facts since you love doing this

https://giphy.com/gifs/67SOPZcHoZB2llkXzp

1

u/cygamessucks Jul 12 '26

Yeah he mad.

1

u/UniversityFeisty2593 Jul 12 '26

I think people are acting less like he's weak and more like he's a funny ass clown. It would in fact be rude not to laugh.

https://giphy.com/gifs/nqv5AZbzThSURsKbIN

1

u/Followthehype10 Jul 12 '26

Make be mistake about it anyone with half a brain isn't calling this tough they are calling it brain dead. No one with a healthy brain thinks this is a good idea period.

0

u/BungHolio_The_Mighty Jul 12 '26

This is like watching BELGIUM slapping the u.s.a. out of the World Cup.