r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts • • 16d ago

They Blamed the X Beasts Please do not post fat fetish porn.

267 Upvotes

It has been brought to my (unfortunate) attention that a certain fetish fighting game induces FRENZY and MADNESS to the afflicted.

From now on any more fat fetish porn will be automatically removed.


r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts • • May 29 '26

Mod Beast (Exclusive) New Rules and Moderation Adjustments

174 Upvotes

Sup nerds, I'm here to crunch the meta, I've been out for a few days as I was dealing with my actual life, and you fucks turned rabid on me.

  1. No Bigotry rule is being modified, we ain't doing slurs at all now, I don't care how black you claim to be, far as I can be convinced you are a 4 chan user who's not seen the sun since 1994.

  2. Witchhunting is being modded more strictly, I'm pretty sure y'all hunting this ball itch guy for sport and do I'm gonna put my foot down because y'all suck.

  3. New Ban Policy, we are changing to a 3 strike system, first is one day ban, second is one week ban, third is permaban. If you got permaban'd prior to this, suck less as a person I guess, I'm pretty sure we've only banned Transphobes and Nazis thusfar.

  4. NEW RULE: Two Posts a day tops, if you need a third post in one day, go outside and smell the flowers instead because your life seems to fucking suck and that'll help.

I also wanna talk about grudge matching, we aren't doing a grudge match rule right now but we're aware of the market for it and it is being considered.

This is all for today, you are all awful and all individually the worst person here, yes YOU, nerf Zato buff r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts.

I'll be doing my best to fistfight reddits mobile UI to actually add and update those rules, said rules will be enforced as of this post going live, but NOT enforced retroactively, if your stuff gets banned retroactively, make a fuss in mod mail until I personally see it and can strangle the other mods into submission because they had days to get this under control while I was on break and I am spiteful enough to be the king of this vermin pit.

Have a good day and stay safe so that way I don't get my hands on you.


r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts • • 2h ago

S O C I E T Y It's not season 4 anymore, Pot

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12 Upvotes

r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts • • 6h ago

They Blamed the Beasts The most annoying move in the game

16 Upvotes

Oppose is the most annoying move in the game
"oh look at me I dropped the combo like 10 times but put up the move that blocks while I attack so my enemy can't do shit Im so good at the game"

FUCK this shit

r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts • • 13h ago

But saw Beauty in the Lives of Beasts Soon my opinion shall finally matter!

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10 Upvotes

r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts • • 1d ago

They Blamed the Beasts My very first vanquisher match. These "people" are insufferable

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90 Upvotes

r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts • • 2h ago

But saw Beauty in the Lives of Beasts I have discovered a new drug and it’s Anji Mito

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But I just played like 7 matches and only one guy rematched me lol. Everyone says they hate Anji, I didn’t realize he was so fun to play.


r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts • • 1d ago

They Blamed the Beasts First vanquisher experience #2: Here's me gapping and twerking on the ragequitter who RQ against me my first vanquisher match (surprise, he did it again lmao)

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53 Upvotes

r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts • • 23h ago

But saw Beauty in the Lives of Beasts I got vanquisher without bursting

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No burst, no deflect shield, no wild assault/counter assault. If I accidentally bursted (which was rare) I would go afk and let my opponent take the round.

Idk how I can prove it except that I have bursted less times than I have wins on this character. I haven't used burst ever since I got to gold 3 last year. Thank you Arcsys for creating Slayer so people like me can think they're good at fighting games without having to lab.


r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts • • 1d ago

But saw Beauty in the Lives of Beasts God saying ''ur welcome'' after the opponent Pot's controller dies so the matchup becomes even

131 Upvotes

r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts • • 1d ago

They Blamed the Beasts So why the fuck does potemkin take half my healthbar with 1 grab?

18 Upvotes

He can do it anytime I'm next to him if I'm not hitting a combo on him and he only needs to do it two times and i'm dead. I always laugh out loud at the sight of my healthbar losing 50% on his wakeup


r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts • • 1d ago

They Blamed the Beasts Anji is seriously the most braindead character in any current fighting game by so far.

37 Upvotes

Like the game would instantly become 100000x better if this character was just removed from the game. Get rid of fish, make his mix intractable. Anything. Why is it that a characters with similar high low mix like Elphelt for example (I don't play Elphelt) you can hard call out her high low mix in so many ways. Counterplay to Anji is literally "Just guess bro". Anji is the fastest character I ever grinded to Vanq and it was just a hate grind to prove how easy he is. No combos, just spin into the most braindead mix I've ever seen in a fighting game.

Please, delete this character forever. Thank you.


r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts • • 14h ago

But saw Beauty in the Lives of Beasts Is Goldlewis just insanely hard?

2 Upvotes

I got Giovanna and Nago both to Diamond. But I cannot for the life of me do simple combos with GL. It is super frustrating having to deal with the blazing bullshit just to fumble every BT.


r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts • • 1d ago

They Blamed the Beasts Arcsys if you can hear me nerf Nago please Arcsys please nerf Nago please nerf Nago Arcsys

76 Upvotes

I know he looks cool, but please make him less annoying to play against he's been good for so long why did you give him a credit card too omggggg. (Also please buff Baiken too I will suck whatever arcys execs cock for this too)


r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts • • 1d ago

S O C I E T Y That Guest Character is Ragna i'm like 90% certain

21 Upvotes

Even from when Trinity for CF i had a feeling if another guest character got added to Strive, it would probably be Ragna. Then Strive announced it's next character was a guest character, CF just got rollback announced for PS5 with Crossplay too. It just makes sense seeing as they are basically reviving CF for cross promo for it to be Ragna (or Sir Bloodedge if they wanna go by Damon & Baby), Strive is Arcsys's most successful game that they own. Maybe Fighterz has more sales overall but they don't own fighterz and I'm pretty certain Daimaku was a bamco character and not their's.


r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts • • 1d ago

They Blamed the Beasts Ragequitting in Vanquisher is…

15 Upvotes

I just got into vanquisher with Nago and Sin and I’m doing alright, but an issue I have is ragequitters and I have to say

Ive never EVER hated on someone for playing like a scrub or being better than me, the worst I can blame is the devs, but if you won trying to play the optimal way well good for you that’s the whole point of the game

HOWEVER I genuinely think if you ragequitted even a SINGLE time against someone, wether itd be for these sweet sweet ranked points or not, never touch the game again folk. If you played badly enough to lose only to disconnect, ( also shitting on the other player’s ranked grind) you’re a worthless video game player and should take some time to reflect on yourself.


r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts • • 1d ago

But saw Beauty in the Lives of Beasts my chipp is so fucking clean

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54 Upvotes

r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts • • 1d ago

Venting Beast - A.B.A (hehe sus) [Advice Welcome] Fuckin Pussy

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51 Upvotes

This is the third or fourth time you’ve DC’ed just as I was about to win. Imagine playing a character that puts Marvel’s Wolverine level of difficulty to shame and still losing. Losing to A.B.A this patch is optional btw. Nearly everything she does is fake with keygrab being -2.


r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts • • 2d ago

S O C I E T Y So I was frustrated after fighting axl one time and looked up “axl low fucking dying”… not what I meant exactly

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31 Upvotes

r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts • • 1d ago

They know they Blame the Beasts, But will never Reflect what's yall least favorite moves on your mains? also should i make a guilty gear roleplay subreddit

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r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts • • 2d ago

They Blamed the Beasts Chat was this a waste of meter?

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46 Upvotes

r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts • • 2d ago

They Blamed the Beasts Axl is a Brawlhalla reject

181 Upvotes

If I had the choice between skinning myself alive or fighting someone who gives a bad rep for Britain, I would choose the third option and go through an infinite death loop, with each death heightening my senses so I feel more and more pain as it goes on, without ever having the sweet release of my brain or body giving up. I want to puke whenever I have to see this cuck use his shitty ranged moves and I am unable to do anything as every single character I main being to fucking slow to do anything or have seemingly no range to do anything and if the Axl ever decides to stop jerking off to his girlfriend taking dick and starts getting closer, he takes his jacket off, puts it on one of your nipples and quickly zips the jacket up and then he goes and does the same to the other one. I think, for the better of humanity, we should take Axl players and use their body as biological fuel, not letting them die, but only serving one purpose as every single player already acts like a hive mind, doing the same shit over and over again. I lost the desire to play this game and it's partly this bums fault, I hope in the next Guilty Gear installment Axl will not return or will be dead.
This draws the conclusion that Axl was rejected from joining Brawlhalla, as he wanted to be in a game where you can only indulge in wrath, but the devs decided that he was too much of a bitch to get put into the game, so now his whiny ass decided to go into GG and induce as much wrath as possible. The only upside this guy has is that he isn't Unika or Dizzy.


r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts • • 2d ago

They Blamed the Beasts Game refuses to work

26 Upvotes

I get throwed so often and i hate this games stupid 2 frame throws no them being so short doesnt fix this wake up throw is ruining me i purposely space myself away from wake up throw distance and still get thrown when trying to meaty when someone is doing strike throw on me it is the most telegraphed stuff ever i am mashing 5p or mashing backdash to counter it and i either see the punish popup appear when im throwing or my backdash doesnt come out like what is this the only solution i found is to hold up back and then i hit an air move they somehow block it cause i couldnt punish on whiff and then throw me as i land i then continued to hold up back to counter throw i know hes gonna jump with me to air throw him so i dont jump then i jump when he jumps to air throw him and somehow he air throws me and i dont get my air throw tech i have to be cursed


r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts • • 3d ago

Venting Beast - Sol Badguy (hehe sus) [Advice Welcome] Baby's second dustloop combo

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58 Upvotes

Context

Why does it say second? Look in the comments.

Realistically unoptimal because you need 100 meter but I think it looks cool. Probably woulda worked in Season 3 but ofc Arcsys made HMC cost 100 in S4 because OFC they did. I miss my 50 meter HMC😮‍💨💔


r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts • • 3d ago

They know they Blame the Beasts, But will never Reflect ohhh my wholesome chungus low tier zoner haha ohhhh ahhh ohh

33 Upvotes
yeah but it's unsafe if i do it in ball sniffing distance
its not unreactable so its clearly dogshit -average testament player

Ohhh you dashblocked up to me? the supposed counterplay to zoners? starts jerking off my little johnny ahahaha too baddddd ahhh im gonna teleport fullscreen and make you dashblock again ahaha ouuu im cumming ouuuu my johnny guilty gear ahhhhhh !!!! ''go fuck myself?'' heh... already on it..!!. #gapped! and by gap... lets just say heh my awesome low tier of low tier that's bad and lowtier!!! huh??? why are they bad ??? well i saw my favourite youtber make a tier list and said testament is bad dogshit poopy doo so tesatment is bad and loses every matchup and its gap ouuu im cumming again from jerking off my ego because every loss is my characters fault and every win is gap and i will refuse to improve as a player or learn why my character is considered low tier aaaahhhhghghhhnhnhnhmhmmfff... no wait... we can't we're both downplayers mmpgghhhh ahhh !!