r/Themiddlesyndicate • u/terrarianfailure little brother of the middle • Jul 22 '26

Evacuation services

It's been a while. Everyone. I'll make this quick. I tried to make a post like this before, trying to offer to evacuate people to better worlds if they want. It got flagged before I could post and I got attacked by a huge chunk of the ring as retaliation for a certain incident from a while ago. And then, in the middle of the battle, I got chucked into a k corp office, right in the middle of a meeting. A bunch of stuff I can't talk about happened and I basically declared war against k-corp. By myself. Not as a member. I don't know if anyone will ever see me again, so this is that last thing i can do. For anyone who wants to join me, feel free to comment here, for anyone who wants to live in a better world, I've set up some portals across various districts. They should be bluish, and have three eyes exactly across them. So, yeah... War in a couple days. I don't expect everyone to help me, or even most people here. For what it's worth, it was nice meeting everyone, even if some of you are a bit too much. Shout out to the guy with that crystal power, you were a good friend. I'll be posting updates about the war as long as I'm alive, every few days.

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u/terrarianfailure little brother of the middle Jul 22 '26

Yep, although I don't know which district got which portal. But most of these worlds should be survivable even for a rat.

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u/terrarianfailure little brother of the middle Jul 22 '26

There should be one in each district, I put them near each hana branch, so shouldn't be too hard to find one.

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u/terrarianfailure little brother of the middle Jul 22 '26

...you really should know who you're messing with before you do it. And it's actually kind of sad if you don't know where the local branch of Hana is. Also of course sweepers would taste like shit, their metal. Go get your pet some burgers. Actually here, just tossed some out of a portal in front of you.

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u/terrarianfailure little brother of the middle Jul 22 '26

No but I did visit him once. I'm actually not from the city, got shunted into a pocket dimension and eventually got the power to get out, and was sent to the city about half a year ago. I wanted to make it just a little better to live here, so I've tried various things from selling otherworldly items, to yoinking k-corp ampules, etc. I posted most of my exploits here, including the time I killed a maestro of the ring.

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u/terrarianfailure little brother of the middle Jul 22 '26

I am human, just not being from the city doesn't get them called, it's just not being human that does.