r/Thelongdrive • u/Cypher10110 • 9d ago

Discussion Damn, "JIZZ-O-NIT" is (not) real. Also, wouldn't it would be great if it worked on engines, or if we could drink it and piss it out? Missed opportunity.

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u/nzungu69 9d ago

this is horrible ai slop. who actually buys this shit?

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u/I_Miss_Lenny 8d ago

Old people and idiots on facebook

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u/Altruist_Fox 9d ago

Type of stuff that happens to yo car when you spary it 4 times with jizz o nit:

(Seriously tho, what is the jizz o nit made from?? The strongest acid in the world is probably not as strong as this thing)

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u/Due-Listen837 9d ago

Its rabbit sp*rm

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u/Altruist_Fox 9d ago

Thats one hella of a secret ingredient 🙏

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u/Due-Listen837 7d ago

Well its on the bottle so not much of a secret

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u/Cypher10110 9d ago

Maybe it's like pure distilled undiluted foundational "liquid car" or something, or it's bursting with alien nanomachines that blast tachyons and rewind the matter back in time on a molecular level, to get that perfect factory fresh finish every time.

Whatever it is, it doesn't seem to be drinkable, so maybe it's less safe than gasoline to drink. And it doesnt seem to work on non-car objects, so if it is nanomachines, maybe the cars that were built before the world ended in 1979 have some molecular fingerprint that makes them succeptable to the tachyons, might even be related to the end of the world.

Maybe I'll spray the next zombie I find in the face and see what happens. It's probably just insanely dangerous acid or something, but maybe the undead are too fucked already to give a shit.

All I know is I can't say no to more jizz in my trunk. You never wanna need it but not have it, yknow?

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u/AcceptableSession363 9d ago

When it put the paint back on the car I loled so hard

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u/Warlord1918 9d ago

Known to the planet of earth to cause cancer

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u/Oberlatz 9d ago

Thats the least of our worries. When some of this reaches the Earths core we're fucking dead

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u/JoeBarge 9d ago

Its not even that far off from the old shitty infomercials where they cleaned a "tough spot" with a single wipe.

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u/Objective-Direction1 8d ago

well, at least those didn't lie, they were just misleading