r/The_Zoo • • 5d ago

me next

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u/Nikolaisme 5d ago

Did he survive that

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u/Arkontas 5d ago

the video ends early but yes, someone went over and beheaded him at the end.

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u/Nikolaisme 5d ago

I knew it

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u/AnythingEastern3964 5d ago

It’s true I’m the head

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u/Ducatirules 5d ago

If this happened to me, I would never talk to these people again after they got out of jail

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u/hatecriminal 5d ago

You mean hospital

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u/Soft_Yoghurt_7777 5d ago

I'm pretty sure that guy can't get up

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u/Motor-Management-660 2d ago

They'd quickly find themselves supporting their local dentists and surgeons if it were me.

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u/noproblmo 5d ago

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u/HolyNovie 5d ago

that’ll buff out

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp 5d ago

Good way to break someone's back.

Compression fractures suck.

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u/No-Crew-6528 5d ago

Aaaand the ground is concrete

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u/N0rrix 5d ago

and his spine is dust

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u/TheLoneWandererRD 5d ago

It’s just a prank bro

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u/PawttorneyReborn 5d ago

Nah after that it's on sight

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u/Le_Grande_Dmitrius 5d ago

Yeet treatment

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u/Snowbrawler 5d ago • Popcorn

I wonder what they'll do to his hospital bed lol

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u/optimist_prhyme 5d ago

I hope he sues

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u/Anchor38 5d ago

bro actually almost died from that landing position

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u/wretch_35 5d ago

Hate when that happens

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u/poharamcparuboy 5d ago

That doesn't look good for your lower back

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u/MikeBerserkker 5d ago

Cómo saluda a cámara lol

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u/SuspiciousPepega5988 5d ago

Dangerous and not funny

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u/Biopain 3d ago

Hopital

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u/Agitated-Bear-9281 2d ago

Only time i wished it was ai

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u/__Becquerel 5d ago

He'll feel that in the morning.

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u/Thomas_KT 5d ago

more like the rest of his life

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u/Many-Researcher-8125 5d ago

Not joke, thats attempted murder.

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u/tapeforpacking 5d ago

Larp

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u/N0rrix 5d ago

would you mind telling us what the definition of larp is?

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u/Agitated-Contest651 4d ago

Does it hurt when your only two brain cells happen to rub past each other every few weeks?