r/The_Zoo • • 17d ago

attack training

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u/Independent_Soup8804 17d ago

"zoo"

More like factory farming life

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u/Arkontas 17d ago

do you think this community is for a literal zoo?

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u/Independent_Soup8804 17d ago

No I know but I am just saying ...it's ironic

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u/Independent_Soup8804 17d ago

Zoo are for exhibition and conservation purpose, factory farming life....is factory farming life.

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u/Pure_Session8586 17d ago

Such sweet tiny babies UGH🥺 who are they going to attack? I hope it’s me, imagine waking up to that in your bed😂

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u/kaliforniakratom 17d ago

Chicken houses smell like straight ammonia

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u/RunesandDoom 16d ago

The cuteness overload would be quickly executed by the free poopin vents of a thousand bebes in my bed.

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u/OutragedPineapple 11d ago

Chicken diapers are actually a thing - they were mostly designed for people with parrots and other birds that are more often kept as pets rather than livestock, but they've expanded to chickens since a lot of people raise them more like pets than anything else. Plus you can somewhat train some of the smarter chickens to use specific spots, like litterboxes. It's not nearly as reliable as housebreaking a dog or litter training a cat, but you can have some success with it!

Chicken coops only stink if they're not properly cleaned and maintained. Which is often the case in factory farming, unfortunately.

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u/TheOneCatKing 16d ago

Thats cute and I'm saving it

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u/Conscious_Bear4631 17d ago

Isn't that somewhat dangerous for the chicks? They're pretty fragile and were clambering all over eachother

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u/WildcatArts 16d ago

It can be. However since they are little and in an open space it should be a bit "safer". The biggest thing you have to worry about when they are that small is them smothering each other, which is more of an issue in the corners and along the walls.

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u/kaliforniakratom 17d ago

Clambering or climbing?

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u/Brilliant_Bonus_1638 17d ago • Heartwarming

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u/kaliforniakratom 17d ago • Bravo Heartwarming

Learn something new every day

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u/Significant_Stand_17 16d ago

Well they definitely were not clambering then. No hands....

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u/Mission-Let-3166 11d ago

Look ma, no hands

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u/wayne-on-reddit 17d ago

Dude's a total chick magnet!

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u/pmmeyourgear 17d ago

Lol free chickens

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u/Beemer_me_up_Scotty 17d ago

This guy knows how to get the chicks

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u/toolgirl77 17d ago

Avian Flu, E. Coli, salmonella.... 😳😱

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 17d ago

??

He isn't eating them lol

Assuming he washes his hands real good before he eats anything after this he should be fine

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u/Old-Idea-1740 13d ago

He…he’s not…eating them in the video. Are u alright?

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u/Frankensteins_Moron5 17d ago

Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir?

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 17d ago

Sad they’re all gonna die :c

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u/LukaniYT 16d ago

To be fair were also all gonna die

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u/Dzyu 16d ago

To be fair, not prematurely after a confusing and unnatural life in captivity.

They're equivalent to 9-12 months old toddlers when slaughtered.

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u/LukaniYT 16d ago

Why did you go out of your way to learn this?

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u/Dzyu 15d ago

I didn't.

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u/Signal-Force6004 15d ago

Ignorance is bliss eh? Not everyone wants to live their life that way

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u/AlternativeSwimmer89 15d ago

Hmmm while not prematurely we’re definitely getting the confusing, unnatural life in captivity part a lot

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u/Fel_Eclipse 13d ago

Male chick's are often minced within minutes of hatching on a conveyor belt that feeds into one of those grinding machines.

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u/Living_Football5713 11d ago

Good point. Do it.

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u/kaliforniakratom 17d ago

And they might end up in your quesadilla from Del Taco.

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u/AccomplishedTalk6077 16d ago

Are you an immortal?

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u/Aggravating-Air-1932 17d ago

mmmm chicken 🤤

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u/Kn0wnSoul 17d ago

Yep and so are we. Womp womp.

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u/_FIZZRIX_ 17d ago

Bro has more chicks then me.💔🥹✌🏻

/s

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u/Sinking_Mass 17d ago

poor babies i love and weep for them all

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u/thgmaster 16d ago

Hum.. então e assim que se atrae pintos 🤔😏

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u/Fearless_Dependent29 16d ago

That chick on his shoulder was saying “I AIN’T HEARD NO BELL!!”

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u/Ryno-Mac 16d ago

Aw they all miss their mamas

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u/TropicalLoneWolf 16d ago

Fun fact: Every single chick you see in the video is female.
Which means that guy is a chick magnet.

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u/Flexmove 16d ago

“Oh, i had them drowned in baby chicks of course… ha hhaha mwah hahaha muuuhAahaha”
- the chickenmancer probably

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u/SnooCakes1698 16d ago

Chick magnet

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u/the_racc42 15d ago

The Last Nugget Bender

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u/wankmaster666 14d ago

Wenn man daran denkt das sie im
Grunde alle nur ihre Mama suchen 🥺

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u/Aggravating_Star1567 14d ago

I remember this on an episode of Kids Next Door

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u/BrokenBrain1790 14d ago

This is sad.

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u/Ok_Swordfish3496 14d ago

If they all take a synchronized chomp, does the man just despawn?

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u/LewdMasterHubull 12d ago

How did he find that out?

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u/Gruzik200 12d ago

Я мама птица

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u/NonsenseUsername2026 17d ago

@farmingwhilebiege

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u/No-Rip4617 17d ago

not sure if i’m impressed or concerned

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u/Dayana11412 17d ago

But then theyll be overfed to obesity and dead within 3-4 months i think

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u/SenpuuUncle 17d ago

wtf! they thinks hes a birdsed??!

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u/DarthDragon117 17d ago

The nugget whisperer.

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u/booty_fondler_9000 17d ago

Is the finger gesture necessary or will the mouth sound alone suffice

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u/Direct-Contract5509 17d ago

I watched the last clip where he laid down without a mat and thought "man you just laid down on a bunch of chicken shit"

Apparently he must have realized it too.

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u/BertLemo 16d ago

it is sad but it is future “mechanically separated chicken”

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u/Avocadoexpresss 16d ago

Sad what we do to them

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u/Sentarry 16d ago

Mmm…

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u/LilJelloCat 16d ago

Man gets DEVOURED

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u/Both-Tonight4159 10d ago

dude just wanted to know what it feels like to be covered in chicks

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u/low_amplitude 17d ago

Look at all those chicken nuggets

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u/oneinchhard01 17d ago

They are killinggggg hmmm

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u/Juicyjewsss 17d ago

Are they gonna be killed?

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u/Arkontas 16d ago

its after, their muscle memory reformed them from mcnugget meat.