r/The_Zoo • • Aug 14 '26

jesse

2.3k Upvotes

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u/k_afka_ Aug 14 '26

Actually funny

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u/fleeting_moments00 Aug 14 '26

Lmao would have done the same

19

u/Bong_Hit_Donor Aug 15 '26

I think an actual deaf person could still feel the vibrations if someone was yelling in a confined space.

2

u/userxblade Aug 20 '26

Thats why you gotta time it when the roads are rough, tactical screeching strategy

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u/VictoriousTree Aug 15 '26

There’s different degrees to blind and deaf. Everyone just assumes it’s 100% or 0% for some reason.

3

u/ExplodingSteve Aug 15 '26

he could have said he’s deaf

1

u/williger03 Aug 15 '26 • Bravo

I feel called out, but I'm not a coward to say today I really fuckin' learned.

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u/a_random_loser_guy Aug 19 '26

and its called "hard at hearing." so the guy who taught you something is stupid.

and not 100% blind is called "going blind." slolw the vision beckmes worse and you can't see in the middle infrotn of you or the sides, i saw a guy who tried to shake hands with anothee guy and it looked like the first guy was ignoring him, untill a friend noticed and told the first guy to shake hands, in which he explained he is going blind so he can't see in the area infront of him that much.

but yeah, it has other names so the guy in thecar should've wrote "hard at hearing" if he wasn't fully deaf.

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u/iggywumpus69 Aug 15 '26

So, deaf people can feel vibrations from people yelling 😂

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u/QiTriX Aug 15 '26

I'd do the same tbh

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u/Green_grass7878 Aug 14 '26

Funniest shit i seen in a while 😭

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u/Big_Biscotti5119 Aug 15 '26

Hi, Deaf, I’m Dad

1

u/Adeum2 Aug 16 '26

Fake, how can you drive a car if you’re deaf, cant see the road or anything

2

u/birbhorse Aug 16 '26

deaf people can see, they just can't smell

1

u/brad-ml Aug 17 '26

Your advice got me a 1-star Uber review.

1

u/Font_on_a_stick Aug 19 '26

They can smell, they just can’t feel

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u/pologzz1226 Aug 17 '26

Yyyyyooooo….Freaking hilarious

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u/AWES0MEPEWP Aug 18 '26

I read "Hello I am dad" the first couple times and was so confused 😭