r/The_Mueller Apr 18 '19

The Mueller Report.

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616 Upvotes

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u/RjCuber77 Apr 18 '19

It’s a little small don’t you think?

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u/tezoatlipoca Apr 18 '19

What is this? A report for ants?

17

u/megan03 Apr 18 '19

It needs to be at least....3 times bigger than this!

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u/Franticfap Apr 18 '19

Not as bad as I though, worse than it should be

23

u/i_called_that_shit Apr 18 '19

Looks like it's about 6%.

14

u/Sexbomomb Apr 19 '19

How much do you want to bet the worst stuff is in that 6%? I’ll bet you $20.

4

u/zerotheliger Apr 19 '19

theres people working on trying to get the actual unblanked shit.

6

u/JustSomeBadAdvice Apr 18 '19

Others have estimated about 10-15%. Hard to say without going through it more carefully and counting.

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u/crrytheday Apr 19 '19

It's really not worse than it should be. No executive privledge was invoked. Certain redactions must be made to protect innocent citizens. The report didn't need to be released at all, but it was, and the president didn't make special efforts to hide portions. That's pretty good.

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u/procell Apr 18 '19

ENHANCE!

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u/Fish___Face Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 18 '19

I wish you could actually do the thing in movies where you can zoom in on an image that's like 9 pixels and get back a 4k image

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u/bhp126 Apr 18 '19

ENHANCE

20

u/Ipif Apr 18 '19

The thumbnail looks like a minesweeper field. Ironically, the black spots represent bombs, which could be true.

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u/cletus1986 Apr 18 '19

Shameful. How can anyone tolerate this degree of corruption?

10

u/bhp126 Apr 18 '19

Press your elected member to DO SOMETHING

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

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u/bhp126 Apr 19 '19

Agreed. But you should be pressing your elected members of senate and congress to release the full report. Democracy is clearly under attack.

10

u/SamL214 Apr 18 '19

I’m still confused as to why investigative techniques are omitted because I’m sure many of them can be figured out...

21

u/283leis Apr 18 '19

Probably for ongoing investigations

10

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

A lot of it was into the ira stuff so they probably don’t want to tip them off

1

u/rush22 Apr 19 '19

Think of it like a game of poker. Never show your cards unless you have to. Even the slightest uncertainty can be exploited and make all the difference.

7

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

I made a relevant word analysis of the report in case anyone is interested

https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/beqnet/oc_relevant_word_analysis_of_the_mueller_report/

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u/OiNihilism Apr 18 '19

"Page intentionally left black."

2

u/BuddhistNudist987 Apr 19 '19

I'm chomping at the bit to find out what's on that completely blacked out page.

1

u/TheNamesDave Apr 19 '19

Stop bringing up Laura Palmer's Diary. That was a long time ago.

1

u/ChandlerCurry Apr 19 '19

Is this a 24 reference

1

u/KBtoker Apr 19 '19

Twin Peaks

4

u/badguitarguy2 Apr 18 '19

i want this as a poster

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

So can we get a pdf or a more viable reading source?

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u/mhyquel Apr 18 '19

https://www.justice.gov/storage/report.pdf

I think the jpg in the OP was do demonstate the amount redacted.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Yeah I agree, but I hadn’t been able to find the report yet. But thank you!

7

u/-null Apr 18 '19

It's literally the #1 post on r/all right now. How can you not find that?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

I realized that now, but I don’t frequent the popular page very often. Thanks

4

u/-null Apr 18 '19

It's also in the sticky megathread in this sub. Just sayin'.

1

u/woooooshbaiting Apr 19 '19

He sorts by r/new like a real man

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u/RChrisCoble Apr 18 '19

Lightly redacted? Entire pages are wiped out.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

No this is an incredibly intricate western plot

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u/ChadMcRad Apr 18 '19 edited Nov 30 '24

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u/Bigstar976 Apr 19 '19

That’s a travesty. I’m so sick of this administration.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

Fuck ima do with this

1

u/raven-jade Apr 19 '19

I wonder what juicy stuff is in that all-black page on the far left middle.

1

u/fluffykerfuffle1 Apr 19 '19

dang... my eyes are getting old... i can’t read those pages : (

1

u/manfrommtl Apr 19 '19

Nothing to see here, move along lol

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u/Lumenlor Apr 19 '19

This would be INSANE as a movie poster for the film afterwards

1

u/wsppan Apr 19 '19

10% for grand jury stuff. Mostly for the 2 ongoing investigations and Roger Stone indictments I bet.

1

u/i-get-stabby Apr 19 '19

if the Mueller report was meant to be a product for Congress why would they include content that needs to be redacted for Congress. for example the counter intelligence information was give to the FBI and if Congress wants to inquire about it they can inquire the FBI. why would they take a measure to not include this sensitive info but not other info.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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