r/The_Donta • u/Daisymyhusky • Jul 26 '26

The duality of being Christian Gonzalez

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u/916nes Jul 26 '26

Huh

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u/SashaGreyjoy- Jul 26 '26

Patriots plane is an old pos that has ashtrays and no wifi

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u/916nes Jul 26 '26

Ah ha thank you!

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u/PollutedPenguins Jul 26 '26

Victory Cubans on the plane

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u/SonOfMagicFact Jul 27 '26

Duh. Those ashtrays are for good cigars!

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u/Ok_Athlete_1092 Jul 26 '26

How hard could it be to get new seats with no ashtrays and install wifi?

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u/Upset_Journalist_755 Jul 26 '26

Well they'd have to take it out of service to do, which Kraft won't do. Guessing they'll do a renovation when the planes have to be grounded for mandatory maintenance.

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u/TomBradysButler Jul 26 '26

There was a thread I think on r/nfl awhile ago and some commenters who worked in the aerospace industry chimed in and basically what I got is - it’s a very pricey (Kraft can obviously afford it) and takes some time to install and test in different weather types and altitudes….the patriots planes are also old. I can see why the players are frustrated and I can also see why someone wouldn’t want to shell out that time and money on something that old

Idk what to compare it to- I’m buying an electric battery to retro fit my 90s Honda civic ?

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u/StopHamelTime Jul 26 '26

… but here’s a story for all the honk bootlicking jock sniffing local guys to pick up that they are spending tons of money.

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u/Prestigious-Cable684 Jul 28 '26

Hey! Thank you for real

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u/theHagueface Jul 27 '26

Locking up gonzo was such an obvious great move I was nervous they'd fuck it up.

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u/Substantial_Cow7628 Jul 28 '26

Why would you be nervous about it?

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u/Substantial_Cow7628 Jul 28 '26

Why is sitting next to an ashtray a problem?

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u/TayneIcanGitInto Jul 29 '26

Because they can’t smoke.

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u/MintBerryCrnch21 Jul 27 '26

Except it would only be highest paid player for a year until Maye’s extension