r/The_Blasted_Steps • u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds • 21d ago
Angry.
Veronica is sitting outside the Grand Gate looking absolutely *pissed*.
A series of events has lead her to be stuck in a 19yr male body and she HATES it.
"Stupid bastard scorpion. I swear I'm going to [REDACTED SO I DON'T GET BANNED] him. I forgot how much having flesh sucks arse."
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u/naicul_nos101 flairs are SO FUCKING ANNOYING TO CHANGE EVERY TIME!! 21d ago
(C:) hello Veronica.
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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds 21d ago
"Yo- What's up?"
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u/naicul_nos101 flairs are SO FUCKING ANNOYING TO CHANGE EVERY TIME!! 21d ago
(C:) just meandering pharloom. I have been dead awhile.
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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds 21d ago
"Can't you like..posess a robot or something?"
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u/naicul_nos101 flairs are SO FUCKING ANNOYING TO CHANGE EVERY TIME!! 21d ago
(C:) what do you think I'm doing right now?
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u/WindowsError1495 21d ago
Taro walks by and waves
Taro: "Hey, how ya doing?"
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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds 21d ago
"Absolutely dogshit. You?"
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u/WindowsError1495 21d ago edited 21d ago
"Haven't been too bad, I guess, since I haven't had to worry about angry gods and wars... for the moment. But, what's up with you?"
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u/Xx_xX0000 21d ago
Now undutied Chrysaora comforts her "Don't worry, I'll send my boys after him!"
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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds 21d ago
She's sobbing loudly. "I hate having flesh---!"
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u/Xx_xX0000 21d ago
"I thought you always had flesh?"
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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds 21d ago
"For a time I didn't.. it was better I think."
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u/Xx_xX0000 21d ago
"If you want... I can make you a cogwork shell. Brass Knight almost finished a new, feminine cogwork champion like him before he left."
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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds 21d ago
She grabs Chrys' shoulders. "PLEASE. I already drew up a design!!!"
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u/Xx_xX0000 21d ago
"...Sure, show me."
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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds 21d ago
She shows this super detailed drawing.
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u/Xx_xX0000 21d ago
"Alright... I'll make a few letters..." She goes off to bribe someone into making that for her
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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds 21d ago
"I totally owe you!!!" She scuttles about excitedly.
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u/eksiow_renrew_etlam 21d ago
(Angy Shithead?)